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See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 2:00pm On Jan 27, 2021
Hello everyone.

Ignore any typo error and enjoy the story with popcorn

So there’s this girl I have been trying to get since last year. She is so demanding and I couldn’t meet up with her demands so she never accepted to date me. By December last year street started being kind to me. She started seeing my update and today just this morning she decided to come pay me a visit at my lodge. She came ooo started acting all nice and caring. As a gee I decided to put preek nau. She did small shakara and finally a gee entered Jerusalem protected. After the banging she started acting as if I forced her do what she doesn’t want to do. I ignored the attitude, weytin concern a gee i don enter be say I don enter, after banging the devil outta her I decided to entered the bathroom to take my bath, omo at the process this bi**h just dress up took her bag opened the door and started going oh, immediately I opened the bathroom door calling out her name but she was already out of my room. I kukuma went to lock my door naked, immediately I locked the door my mind flashed at my iPhone 11. Immediately I started searching for my iPhone 11 oh. Scattered things still it was no where to be found. Omo with the water and soap on my body I wore my short and shirt and chased after the bi**h oh lol, As God may have it I met her at one junction where she was about entering a cab(nearly this girl don go ooo) with the speed of light I approach her. In my exact voice: Aunty where is my phone? She was like I do not understand I did not take your phone ooo. As a gentle thug I did not even want to search her bag there and then so I won’t embarrass her outside, I force her to follow me to my lodge and she did. Immediately we arrived at my lodges and entered the room she was like oya be searching for your phone nau I am not with it. I shouting at her and wanted to search her but at the moment I was still looking around for my phone oh. Phone wey nova reach a month old, Immediately she pointed her phone touch under the bed and ask me ‘’ is this not your phone’’ omo I weak. I no know the kind of magic she performed there oh all I know is that I shaaa took the phone from there. Immediately she started crying oh. Still as a gentle thug I started apologizing nau. Make ehh no be like say I hurt her but still I know say na she run that shit. To cut the long story short. After begging her she accepted and left my lodge. Aunty blocked my number asap after that incident and later unblocked me just few hours ago. She even called me on phone few mins ago. I don Dey fear this girl oh. Guys be careful oh. Never leave a girl alone in the room oh except it’s a girl you trust.

Ps: she’s not my girlfriend just one beautiful gold digger looking for already made guys to prey on

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Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by pointblank247(m): 2:07pm On Jan 27, 2021
All these happened this morning abi, even the line blocking and unblocking.
Nice story but poor ploting

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Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Isokoson1: 2:07pm On Jan 27, 2021
Nah she carry am, Nah badt guy you be... Thank God say you see your phone back, fear girls way dey look for already made guys
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 2:10pm On Jan 27, 2021
pointblank247:
All these happened this morning abi, even the line blocking and unblocking.
Nice story but poor ploting
yes bro all happened this morning. Eh no concern me if it’s a well contracted or poor ploting. I got my phone back and that’s all that matters. I’m glad you enjoyed the story, hope you read it while eating popcorn smiley
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2021
Isokoson1:
Nah she carry am, Nah badt guy you be... Thank God say you see your phone back, fear girls way dey look for already made guys
I swear down bro. iPhone of 350k I for don cry this morning grin
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Freestainworld(m): 2:18pm On Jan 27, 2021
Run away from the bitch, stop taking with her again since you don run her package finish, na she go dey chase you around, I hate gold diggers.

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Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by DaddyRochie1642: 2:18pm On Jan 27, 2021
Timson527:
I swear down bro. iPhone of 350k I for don cry this morning grin



grin grin
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by chris259(m): 2:27pm On Jan 27, 2021
Lmao! jeez!! some nairalanders are just something else..
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Themainboy22: 3:03pm On Jan 27, 2021
Don't rejoice yet. Hope you've got enough evidence to prove otherwise when she accuses you of rape, as this her well orchestrated/plan have failed?.
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Mikester: 3:03pm On Jan 27, 2021
Not that I don't believe you but upload a screenshot of the "about phone" of the iPhone. I want to check something...

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Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 4:33pm On Jan 27, 2021
Freestainworld:
Run away from the bitch, stop taking with her again since you don run her package finish, na she go dey chase you around, I hate gold diggers.
noted
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 4:36pm On Jan 27, 2021
Themainboy22:
Don't rejoice yet. Hope you've got enough evidence to prove otherwise when she accuses you of rape, as this her well orchestrated/plan have failed?.
you speak the truth bro. I just hope it doesn’t come to that
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 4:38pm On Jan 27, 2021
Mikester:
Not that I don't believe you but upload a screenshot of the "about phone" of the iPhone. I want to check something...
i resemble small pikin for your eyes? Why would I lie?
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by AyarmBoye(m): 4:45pm On Jan 27, 2021
Damn it Mehn..... same happened to me last year ,,, I just noticed that all my deodorant,perfumes , Jean shirts , and even my hair cream dey miss ..... but my mind no go the babe ... I Dey suspect my friends,, cousin sister and brother who always come around .... Omo I asked dem dem deny.... so I decided to buy an expensive perfume and a shirt and put eye down ... my bro came and left , the items were there same as my cousin and friends.... nahso this babe came of ,,, after the do , I left her in the room and pretended to be gaming in the sitting room ... damn this girl packed dem again and even took my bathroom slippers .... Haaaaaa......I vexed o.. she come Dey beg .... With all her fake life u go thing say nah she rich pass ... Omo that was the last time she ever came o.....

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Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by kufreabasi86191: 5:01pm On Jan 27, 2021
Run away from the bitch, stop taking with her again since you don run her package finish, na she go dey chase you around, I hate gold diggers.
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Mikester: 5:55pm On Jan 27, 2021
Timson527:
i resemble small pikin for your eyes? Why would I lie?
I didn't say you were lying but come on chairman, prove yourself or are you scared?,
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by johnkey: 8:40pm On Jan 27, 2021
i remember one i met last 2 years, yellow yoruba girl with big yansh like daniella okeke, we banged on her first visit even though she has serious relationship, the hoe legit stole my hair booster and extension socket, i shock like buhari but i no ask am because i pity her condition to steal such stuffs. big girl on her facebook page o
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Sailorsoldier1: 8:44pm On Jan 27, 2021
Isokoson1:
Nah she carry am, Nah badt guy you be... Thank God say you see your phone back, fear girls way dey look for already made guys
wat is ur problem? It has happened to me Oga
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by EzegeNdiigbo: 9:10pm On Jan 27, 2021
Timson527 Bro your IP Adress has Phiscally Cast,, find Means hide it Before Dackweb Hacker's Bleep Ya Up Ok!!
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 9:00pm On Jan 28, 2021
AyarmBoye:
Damn it Mehn..... same happened to me last year ,,, I just noticed that all my deodorant,perfumes , Jean shirts , and even my hair cream dey miss ..... but my mind no go the babe ... I Dey suspect my friends,, cousin sister and brother who always come around .... Omo I asked dem dem deny.... so I decided to buy an expensive perfume and a shirt and put eye down ... my bro came and left , the items were there same as my cousin and friends.... nahso this babe came of ,,, after the do , I left her in the room and pretended to be gaming in the sitting room ... damn this girl packed dem again and even took my bathroom slippers .... Haaaaaa......I vexed o.. she come Dey beg .... With all her fake life u go thing say nah she rich pass ... Omo that was the last time she ever came o.....
girls and fake life. Fear them
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Timson527(m): 9:02pm On Jan 28, 2021
EzegeNdiigbo:
Timson527 Bro your IP Adress has Phiscally Cast,,
find Means hide it Before Dackweb Hacker's Bleep Ya Up Ok!!
how bro? I do not understand
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning. by Cholls(m): 9:03pm On Jan 28, 2021
My brother summarize abeg

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