my very first, she so goddamnn hot

I could have talk to her but no way! Too scared of rejection

After that I developed myself and growup maturely

Now if I find you crushy

I approach you and we settle it once

NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies where observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.

Your honesty was cool man

jonaifame22:
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it

I laff so teh my phone nearly fall. Worst preparation ever to approach a lady is to cram some lines, one thing about cramming is once a word goes missing, the whole thing become disjointed and out of alignment,, the beginning of the end.

When i was in ss1 i was woeing a girl, i didnt have the liver 2 walk up 2 her to i like her bcus i was a novice. The day i decided to write a secret love letter to at home and boom i was caught that day i was beaten blue blact and yellow. Since i hated dat bitch.

I got him his medications and food without him asking and drove all the way to give him turned out that he was even hungry waiting for his own order. It showed me that sometimes when a thought enters someone’s mind to do something good for you the only thing that will make you doubt them is your fears about how you treat them.

The Bible said it give them a loaf of bread ...even if they burnt your bakery

Never been serious in my life.....

I saw her in weac coaching centre and somehow I got her 2go username by hacking my friend 2go acc.

Unfortunately for me, I don't know where to start from and we were just 2go friend for days until one day, i don't really know what led to that, I told her I would like to deflower her.

I later had to lied that it was my younger brother that sent the text. The next time I met her, it was only handshake.

Ever since, I don't feel anything for anybody again. Not even her or anyone...

NB: I'm an introvert and.......

Chii59:
I used Facebook to woo my crush.
He used big grammer to scatter my head.
Long story short, he wasn't interested.
My heart still broke anyway.

Take heart ♥

Icyexpressions:
Never been serious in my life.....

I saw her in weac coaching centre and somehow I got her 2go username by hacking my friend 2go acc.

Unfortunately for me, I don't know where to start from and we were just 2go friend for days until one day, i don't really know what led to that, I told her I would like to deflower her.

I later had to lied that it was my younger brother that sent the text. The next time I met her, it was only handshake.

Ever since, I don't feel anything for anybody again. Not even her or anyone...

NB: I'm an introvert and.......

.....short?

LeopardX:

.....short?

No, I'm 5.6

I've never woo any of my crush that's the reason I'm still single up till now. God when

dadarasak:


Take heart ♥

Thanks jor

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

Ooogggggggaaaa.....jejely oooh

HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any single as a bird

Keep flying no perch u hear?

Icyexpressions:
Never been serious in my life.....

I saw her in weac coaching centre and somehow I got her 2go username by hacking my friend 2go acc.

Unfortunately for me, I don't know where to start from and we were just 2go friend for days until one day, i don't really know what led to that, I told her I would like to deflower her.

I later had to lied that it was my younger brother that sent the text. The next time I met her, it was only handshake.

Ever since, I don't feel anything for anybody again. Not even her or anyone...

NB: I'm an introvert and.......

You betrayed your younger bro.

Mine was a complete disaster and the most embarrassing till date. Wrote a letter to my then crush, she came to my house with the letter, read it in the presence of my siblings and tore it into pieces warning me seriously.

Well well well
I smile anytime I remember how how I went about wooing the girl I first crushed on.

I had just moved into a new secondary school and she was one of the first friends I made during that period.
During the course of our numerous discussions,we both found out we hailed from the same LGA.This strengthened our bond and we grew close.

Naturally,I developed feelings for her and even though I didn't say so because shyness wan finish me,It showed in the way I talked to her,looked in her eyes,held her hands tenderly,etc.

I guessed she liked me too because she responded in the show of affection.The whole class were calling us oko ati iyawo

I would slip in little love notes in her books,maths set or any other place I was sure she'd find them.I never got to kiss her like I always yearned to do because I no get the mind.

She later left our school then for another and we tried to stay in constant phone communication.Though I didn't have a phone,I called her with my mom's own and we would speak for long minutes on nothing particular.We both felt for each other but looking back now,I should have grabbed the situation by the jugular by officially asking her to be mine.I never did though because of fear .We still kept in touch then when 2go started maving waves.I didn't have money to purchase a phone so I bought battery and sim card.I would charge the battery full and load 100 naira recharge card for 10mb(na that time 10mb dey last for almost two weeks).I would take them to school and whenver the phone battery of my classmate died,I would beg to put my sim and battery so I could log in and chat with her .We continued that way for some time then grew distant because of irregular communication and I heard she was now paroling with another guy in her school.

Can't blame her though,I was kinda naive in how that relationship thing worked else I'm sure I'd have possibly deflowered her in the school toilet or intro tech lab before she left.

jonaifame22:
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it

I get you're trying to craft a beautiful write-up, but too much simile made this stuff tiring to read; too much comparison. Like this, like that... I hope this isn't the way you over-use simile to explain simple things.

My cursive handwriting did lots of magic for me while in school. This girl just like borrowing my notes just to "admire" my handwriting according to her cos one day I asked why she kept taking my notes despite her copying notes in class. So one day she said "hmmm, guy could you believe that people thought we are dating?" then I asked her whether it was bad for us to date and she said "nothing" was bad in it. That was how we started o but I am sure she must be crushing on me cos of my handwriting.

Some years ago...

There's a girl, her dad's shop/store was beside my dads own.
Along the line I tried calling her via a booth center(that was the year phone/sim card came out), I have sim but no phone but she had both.

Mehn, as the call was ringing, my heartbeat rate increased faster than normal.

I just dey pray for my mind make she no pick, make the call drop,as the call dropped, recall center lady asked me if she should try it again, the kind eyes wey I take look her ehn...

The funny thing was she liked me more than I do, never knew she was crushing on me too. I got to know this through one of her dad's apprentices. She do send gifts through that guy to me. She was expecting me to take the move, the guy told me to take the move, it seems as if the relationship was waiting for me to just say the "WORDS" and it will come alive but...

Funnily, I no still ask her out.

And again, she is my childhood friend's younger sister, he always try to block every chance of both of us meeting, even when I visited their house.

She is married now.

Chai!


There is another one, our next building neighbour, she is a princess, her dad got an apartment for her and her siblings close to ours, so they will be a bit far from home and far from trouble(you know all these kingship issues).

I summoned courage to ask her out, she told me she will give e a response later.
Long story short, we lost contactswhen her dad sent for them to come home.
Her name is Seun.

lol l actually remember about 19years ago l was in jss2 or Soo, that time boys never get lever, my friends called a girl l was telling them l liked, but as she was approaching towards me l ran away! the kind of yabing l received ehhn no be here. many years after, we don fuccck a few good pusssies, we don marry

I messed up big time.

I went with my dad to drop my cousin in Queens College, Yaba...I was too shy to come out if the car because there were too many fine girls walking around the school. I was about 14 at the time, and very shy. So, while sitting in the car, my eyes caught sight of my crush from primary school. Apparently, she was in QC. My heart started beating fast, and I prayed she hadn't seen me. But she didn't look away. I waved at her, still sitting in the car. My dad said l should go and talk to her na, that she has been looking at me since. My heart started beating even faster...I thought it would pop out my chest.

I managed to come out the car, but I couldn't walk over to where she was. I just learned on the car and started talking to her from afar. Lol! The girl got tired of my shyness and ended the conversation abruptly. What a horrible experience.

solasoulmusic:
I got him his medications and food without him asking and drove all the way to give him turned out that he was even hungry waiting for his own order. It showed me that sometimes when a thought enters someone’s mind to do something good for you the only thing that will make you doubt them is your fears about how you treat them.

The Bible said it give them a loaf of bread ...even if they burnt your bakery

I admire your type of heart.


It's just that ours were ruined by girls your opposite.

chatinent:


You betrayed your younger bro.

She was following up famously. I had had to save my face cuz nigga was broke asf

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

I have once wow a girl few years back. I cant seems to forget about this girl then. Wowin' her wasn't a big deal, since I was a shy guy then I did the magic via the keyboard. We actually met once before I added her on Facebook.

I added her and chat her up, few days along the lines she has already fall. I was like "Na so e easy to catch Bea"?

Last last after some times I stop wowin' her, I move due to some things like that. Before that girl move on it took her time .

@Chatinent

Wetin you dey talk?

Springboot:
Mine was a complete disaster and the most embarrassing till date. Wrote a letter to my then crush, she came to my house with the letter, read it in the presence of my siblings and tore it into pieces warning me seriously. Few years down the line, we got close and I abandoned her after sex.

She gathered your household together and you didn't disperse them? Did she shake her index finger while doing the serious warning?
The way guys mellow for love ehn... Funny piece

Buzx:


I get you're trying to craft a beautiful write-up, but too much simile made this stuff tiring to read; too much comparison. Like this, like that... I hope this isn't the way you over-use simile to explain simple things.

Nlders and exaggeration. Las Las, e no pass bress and nyash

jonaifame22:
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it

can't stop laughing
are you joking or it for real

NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies where observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.

Sharp guy

Haa, this one easy na. Her mother own the restaurant where I dey chop with my friends, the girl dey form ehn, so me as a sharp Niggar I no send her. When others go dey do everything to get her attention me dey do the opposite. Fast forward to six month I had an accident in front of her shop, I bashed someone's car and d bumper was damaged. So I gave her my number in case the car owner came she should give him the number. That was all, the guy came we negotiated I transferred the money. And that was how she texted me to know if I've fixed my car too. I said yes and asked her why she's always forming. She said it's just an afront coz some customers don't know their boundary. I respected that and I asked her out. The remaining is history we are getting married this year

I don’t really get this wooing thing, for me it’s always been mutual attraction and then we just start flowing like we have know each other for long.

It's not always easy for the first timers

Chii59:

Nlders and exaggeration. Las Las, e no pass bress and nyash

Lol, I'm telling you. She didn't even give him attention. Man was totally ignored.