Uniquisite:


We no agree

Maguire >> T.silva, Dias, Laporte, Stone, VVD

Incase you don't know, Captain Maguire is the best we have after Rio and Vidic. Stat is there to see

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KingTom:

Dem no see him "list"

Na Liverpool dem beat Na scummies dey wail

Blood still dey hot till now?!

Jodera:
I remember my uncle own. #500 to win 1.8m. 5 days game.

Day 1 to day 4 don enter finish. Day 5 to finish around 10pm. The day's game have finished, just the last game starting by 8pm. He played that game straight win (home).

By 87min, it was 3-1, we don dey jubilate dey happy. By end of match 3-3. See as my uncle deflate

No jokes, my uncle fall sick for 1 week. I no no how I wan take console am.

But the lesson he learnt sha is to be always playing it online, cos online him suppose cash out.

But mehn... It was terrible for him

That is the experience I pray no man experiences

It is just freaking sad!!!!

SMH...rudiger is even more clinical than Rashford.

He did the one-touch shot that our Doc couldn't do...a d that cost us the game yesterday.

#OleOUT
#EndOLE
#OleMustGo
#EndOLECluelessness
#SackTheFraud

KingTom:

FA or EC? You wan carry us go back Van Gaal era? we must win the league!!!

Kikiki Bro no small thing...I dey laugh for here...

We too dey quickly give up on this Thread. If we win few Matches consecutively, you'll see Dudes boldly saying we're Contender with Grin Emojis.

Alas! If we dare to lose or draw a Match, then you'll be shocked with sharp U turn from Folks, cussing hell out of Manager and Players, emotionally spitting fire and saying negative things about the Team's Progress.

nitrogen:


No vex, let’s hope Sheffield take some points off Chelsea. Do you believe?

kokanepyramid:

At what point did we claim title contenders, is 2nd now a trophy?

So you agree that Arsenal is a synonym for useless? You no fit even get mind claim title contenders

At what point did I say 2nd is a trophy? Besides, has the season ended and league positions finalized? You want to end the season by GW 23?

handelex:
Let me take this as joke cos you're probably still angry about yesterday's game.

A coach who's team is 2nd on the log with half the season gone is not doing anything with his team?

Maybe Pep should borrow Maguire and Lindelof for the remainder of the season let's check something.

Naver allow sentiments cloud your sense of judgement.

Ole is clueless, when will you realize that?

Klopp is without VVD, Gomez and Matip so everyone understands why they're struggling...We have been the luckiest team on the injury front yet all we do is celebrate 2nd position...It's outright mediocrity for us to accept 2nd position whist being 5pts behind City who have a game in hand...

patrickmuf:
Ole is clueless, when will you realize that?

Klopp is without VVD, Gomez and Matip so everyone understands why they're struggling...We have been the luckiest team on the injury front yet all we do is celebrate 2nd position...It's outright mediocrity for us to accept 2nd position whist being 5pts behind City who have a game in hand...

Guardiola is without the best midfielder in europe and the best EPL striker since 2011.Is he struggling?

Oasis007:


Blood still dey hot till now?!

Bro, at this point, we shouldn't be 5pts behind City especially as they have a game in hand...

City have been without Aguero and it's only recently that Jesus returned with De Bruyne out injured...

Losing to Sheffield, drawing away to Leicester, drawing at home to Everton etc Those games were winnable or should have been won but for some erratic defending...

How Pep has managed to sort his defense whilst ours is nothing to write home about tells you about the lack of input from our bench...Tue coaching staff are out of their depths...

Joanney:
Guardiola is without the best midfielder in europe and the best EPL striker since 2011.Is he struggling?

Defense is not one area you can easily sort out not when all your fit CBs are injured...

In midfield, City have Gundogan who can fill in for KDB...They also have Silva and Foden...

In attack, they have Jesus and a certain Sterling who has been deployed as a false enemy right from his Liverpool days where necessary so don't just jump in and ask me rubbish...

patrickmuf:
Defense is not one area you can easily sort out not when all your fit CBs are injured...

In midfield, City have Gundogan who can fill in for KDB...They also have Silva and Foden...

In attack, they have Jesus and a certain Sterling who has been deployed as a false enemy right from his Liverpool days where necessary so don't just jump in and ask me rubbish...

Sorry for asking you rubbish question oh But then the attackers should try and outscore the opposition if the defence is crappy,if you concede 3 goals,you score at least 4

Joanney:
Sorry for asking you rubbish question oh But then the attackers should try and outscore the opposition if the defence is crappy,if you concede 3 goals,you score at least 4

Do you realize that Robertson and Trent have had to limit their attacking forays and even when they attack, they don't do so with same conviction compared to when they have VVD at the back?

Do you know how many attacks Liverpool start from the back courtesy of a surging long pass from VVD? I am a Manchester United fan but I watch enough of other teams to know how they play...Liverpool are heavily reliant on the leadership of VVD, his defending and passing...

patrickmuf:
Ole is clueless, when will you realize that?

Klopp is without VVD, Gomez and Matip so everyone understands why they're struggling...We have been the luckiest team on the injury front yet all we do is celebrate 2nd position...It's outright mediocrity for us to accept 2nd position whist being 5pts behind City who have a game in hand...

Ok Patrick pls be honest and answer this question...

Before this season started, did you ever believe we'll win the league this season?

Cos if you didn't then I'm glad to inform you that you also accepted mediocrity then..

If you fail to understand that this team is still far from the finished product then it's your problem not mine.


When guys here call for caution e get why, but no you guys always set the bar so high from the current reality and when the team shows they're still a work in progress, you guys begin to rant about the coach.

Maybe cluelessness has another meaning. Like Pep said, football is not A, B and C.

patrickmuf:
Bro, at this point, we shouldn't be 5pts behind City especially as they have a game in hand...

City have been without Aguero and it's only recently that Jesus returned with De Bruyne out injured...

Losing to Sheffield, drawing away to Leicester, drawing at home to Everton etc Those games were winnable or should have been won but for some erratic defending...

How Pep has managed to sort his defense whilst ours is nothing to write home about tells you about the lack of input from our bench...Tue coaching staff are out of their depths...

Reality sake, you and I know both Maguire and Lindelof ain't good Enough for a Title challenging Club. They are too slow at making right Decisions, too weak at marking out opposing Players and so on.

Bailly whom many of us agree is a bit better than them can't stay fit for at least a Month. Jones is a forgone Player. Tuanzebe is already cancelled by most Fans, even here.

So how do you expect us to challenging with tattered Defence?

handelex:
Ok Patrick pls be honest and answer this question...

Before this season started, did you ever believe we'll win the league this season?

Cos if you didn't then I'm glad to inform you that you also accepted mediocrity then..

If you fail to understand that this team is still far from the finished product then it's your problem not mine.


When guys here call for caution e get why, but no you guys always set the bar so high from the current reality and when the team shows they're still a work in progress, you guys begin to rant about the coach.

Maybe cluelessness has another meaning. Like Pep said, football is not A, B and C.

Ole is the only reason why a Manchester United fan will settle for anything less...

If Mou was coach, nobody will listen to this excuse especially after spending so much...

Oasis007:


Reality sake, you and I know both Maguire and Lindelof ain't good Enough for a Title challenging Club. They are too slow at making right Decisions, too weak at marking out opposing Players and so on.

Bailly whom many of us agree is a bit better than them can't stay fit for at least a Month. Jones is a forgone Player. Tuanzebe is already cancelled by most Fans, even here.

So how do you expect us to challenging with tattered Defence?

Tattered defense that cost more than £200m? Ole should be fired because he demanded and got Maguire and AWB...

patrickmuf:
Tattered defense that cost more than £200m? Ole should be fired because he demanded and got Maguire and AWB...

Today na you dey serve hot rice Illimitable don retire

KingTom:

Today na you dey serve hot rice Illimitable don retire

Most likely, his main account is free...Ole can’t take us anywhere...Just watch the passing and movement of Manchester City and you'd see how a coach can influence the pattern of play of a club...

Manchester City like us have good players but where they edge it is in the coaching department...They have a world class coaching crew whilst we have learners on the job...

This thing still dey make me vex sha. Our team is poorly coached/managed (in every department).

We are so lucky to be second on the log, everything has been about individual brilliance and insha Allah tactics.

God go punish who e go punish sha. Na time!

Lol. I have written off this season sha in terms of trophies. Anything that comes in I take it.

Lets continue backing the wrong tree lets not go and get a competent manager who knows his onions. Ole is a useless manager who is supposed to be trying his luck in teams lime Sheffield Wednesday, Preston Northend and Wycombe. Look at the mess Lampard was having at chelsea, you think if Abramovic was our owner Ole will still be our manager? Lol.

Ok oo, lets keep sinking into mediocrity soon Pep will turn this EPL to what Fergie turned it to. This is set to be his 3rd league title in 4 years. Na small small we are getting there.

KingAlabi:
With the way things are looking

Liverpool might not make top 4 oh

Cc nikiballer

Focus on your useless team that can't defend, stop complaining about the speck in another man's eye whrn you have a log of wood in yours. Your darling manager Ole is the most clueless person i have seen manage Man utd. If he has any dignity left in him, he should leave honorably by the end of the season.

patrickmuf:
Are City players individually the best in the league or is it down to Pep?

BOTH. If Pep should mistakenly handle Sancho there will be lots of anguish amongst EPL defenders.

Wetin Foden and Sancho use our academy defenders eye see i no fit forget.

What we should concern ourselves is putting up a very good title challenge, getting our football back on track, improving the team's mentality, increasing our energy level to run 90+ minutes every game etc.

If we get all these sorted out, we can go on to do better with just 1 or 2 additions next season

How i wish Amaka could be made sports minister of Norway so he can resign the United job and we can appoint Nagelsmann.

Expert you have some oil links in Norway. Please make it happen.

I see y'all talking about top 4... making permutations and all

it's good to be hopeful tho...it shows you have faith..

But if you look at the table closely, and coupled with outstanding games other teams have..

All you can say is Omo

With the way Ole is behaving and treating those guys on the bench...Make una pray hard say injury no go hit any of our key players oh...cos those bench guys rarely play.


So ... peradventure there is an injury...we are going to have Fred's situation all over again


Remember last season; when Pogba got injured, and Fred had to come into the team and he was struggling until he got used to his role...that is what is going to hit us if the bolded happens.

Now Ole will struggle to make top 4...and when he does we no go hear word again.
The likes of Leyqute and Silvadunce will carry megaphone and be reciting a poem about how "Ole is a great Manager who has made 2 consecutive Top 4's"

If person talk now ...some peeps will say we are still 2nd on the table...what a joke!


At this point...omo na to just hope
Is it the Maguire-led security team
Rashford's Misfiring boots
Or perhaps it's Ole's incompetence that stinks to high Heavens.
Believe what you will...but we have a poorly coached team.

I mean...they can't even play out from the back ffs


Only a good coach can give cordination to a team.


it is time to make top 4 a prayer point once again

Abeg KingAlabi lead us in prayers

afrodoc2:

How i wish Amaka could be made sports minister of Norway so he can resign the United job and we can appoint Nagelsmann.

Expert you have some oil links in Norway. Please make it happen.

Doc with his usual subtlety, reaffirming his position as Ole out