Which kind of lie should I tell one of my babes my good people of Nairaland. Last year November which was my birthday, she spent approximately Eight hundred thousand naira (793k) in total for me. She lied to her parents and spent the whole money on me. Her parents are very very very rich from the north. She is Fulani by tribe and we started dating that last year via Facebook. Her birthday is coming up next week and she is expecting me to spend such amount or even more than that on her. She has been telling her friend who happens to be close to me that she know that I will surprise her so much that day. Not that I do not have the money but as an Igbo guy nah, I no go fit spend more than 150k on a girl wey I no say I no go fit marry because of religious differences. You sef reason am nah. She is from a die hard Moslem family. Which lie(s) should I tell her so that she will stop expecting much from me. Mind you she is someone that believes that the amount of gifts you get from someone determines his or her place in your heart because of the way she was brought up. And I am not planning for us to separate now biko. Put down your lies here and get a chance to win 30k via transfer now.
Mod should push this to front page. I want it to get more views and comments so as to know the one to choose.

You can arrange a doctor that will give out a fake test result about a serious emergency health issue that will even make her to spend on the medical bill hence you won't even spend on her birthday because your pocket has gone down due to the bill. There are so many doctors willing to do that with a little amount.

That's what girls do to these wealthy guys to extract huge sum of money from them via fake test result about pregnancy and complications involved in abortion. lol all na fake bro.

"If I Collect This Guy This 30k Gbagam!
I Go First Go Mama Ejima Place Go Buy Melon Soup And Kpomo With Chilled Coke For Like 5k.
Then Use Another 5k Buy Data.
Then Use Like 7k Call Amaka Come House.
Inside That 7k I Go Use 2k buy Gold Circle.
Use The Remaing 5 K Buy Indome And Egg For Her And Her Tp.
Then I Go Use 5K Buy Beer Put For Fridge.
Oh! I Dey Owe Adeolu 2k For Dry Cleaning O.
And I Need Buy Fuel Too For Generator!
Omo I Go Be Big Boy Be That!
Make I Collect The Money First

But Wait O! Which Kain Lie Where I Go Tel This OP Sef"

#someones's_thought

150k

Where una de see this money

Bill Gates daughter was my ex , Well just be honest to her or tell her you are nnamdu kanu younger brother

Ha....

Tell her that just last year, you invested a staggering sum of $50,000 on Bitcoin hoping to get some reasonable profit this year, but Buhari has squashed your high hopes with the banning of crypto currency exchange, and you've falled back to your last hope which is the N525,075 remaining in your Zenith bank account.

Always remember to say "Thunder fire Buhari" while explaining, so she can imagine the level of damaged done by her kinsman to her lover.

YourMajesty:
Tell her that just last year, you invested a staggering sum of $50,000 on Bitcoin hoping to get some reasonable profit this year, but Buhari has squashed your high hopes with the banning of crypto currency exchange, and you've falled back to your last hope which is the N525,075 remaining in your Zenith bank account.

Always remember to say "Thunder fire Buhari" while explaining, so she can imagine the level of damaged done by her kinsman to her lover.

hmm lie muhammad using

Tell her your mum and dad where kidnapped by Fulani herdsmen when returning from a wedding, they are demanding for 100 million( fifty mill. for each head)

you be like 'baby I can't even think right now. where will I even start and they've given us 15 days or both will be killed'

Do this she go even send you money sef. no dull o.

Duru9:
150k
Where una de see this money

swears

Dekadet:
Tell her your mum and dad where kidnapped by Fulani herdsmen when returning from a wedding, they are demanding for 100 million( fifty mill. for each head)

you be like 'baby I can't even think right now. where will I even start and they've given us 15 days or both will be killed'

Do this she go even send you money sef. no dull o.

this one shock me!

Dekadet:
Tell her your mum and dad where kidnapped by Fulani herdsmen when returning from a wedding, they are demanding for 100 million( fifty mill. for each head)

you be like 'baby I can't even think right now. where will I even start and they've given us 15 days or both will be killed'

Do this she go even send you money sef. no dull o.

Make I punch hole for this one :

She can use her rich connections to try to help rescue ya parents, it has happened to someone I know for real and the folks were rescued. So egungun becareful, nah express u dey go

YourMajesty:
Tell her that just last year, you invested a staggering sum of $50,000 on Bitcoin hoping to get some reasonable profit this year, but Buhari has squashed your high hopes with the banning of crypto currency exchange, and you've falled back to your last hope which is the N525,075 remaining in your Zenith bank account.

Always remember to say "Thunder fire Buhari" while explaining, so she can imagine the level of damaged done by her kinsman to her lover.

Make I punch hole for this one:

This ban hasn't actually stopped this currency exchange. Plus, a smart rich guy won't put all his eggs in one basket, therefore it won't portray a good image of him.

So egungun becareful, nah express u dey go

I recently got in touch with one of my old friends that travelled to france some years back and surprisingly he told me he was coming over to nigeria early this month to get married.

So i sent over 2.5 million naira to him to help get something special for you on your birthday.

But lately when i try calling him, i can't reach him. I probably should not think to it but i feel like i was scammed. I feel really bad telling you this on your birthday and i can't imagine how you must feel right now.

I tried borrowing 400 thousand naira from my friend so we could celebrate in any small way we can but all he could give me was 150 thousand naira.

I hope you know you mean the world to me, i'm really sorry this is happening on your birthday.

GTB
0534901377

shey the lie is just for the birthday to pass.
you can do a couple of things
1: You can just fake your own death few days to her birthday and save yourself from #800k billing. You get out from this mess by blaming the person that stole your phone the previous night for spreading such rumors ....I won't go in details I be igbo man well e get why.
2: You can just tell her you forgot her birthday reason being that your having short term memory but your on medication currently. You can stage a temporary accident few days to the birthday, hitting ur head somewhere so she can buy the whole thing still having effect on you.
after the whole thing show her real love and everything will be just fine... since she loves u she won't trade you for anything.
3: I will just be brief....
state your kidnapping or robbery . she should be at the scene.
4. You lost some money to visa processing niggas as u dey plan go Canada...
Nwanne u will be like what is Al this bad bad options.....
To aviod something like this you have to plan your self well and na only bad bad thing that
u can think of.
The only Good
thing u can say is " Hey babe I'm going to be a Reverend father in two weeks"..... matter go just die

FlamieB:
You can arrange a doctor that will give out a fake test result about a serious emergency health issue that will even make her to spend on the medical bill hence you won't even spend on her birthday because your pocket has gone down due to the bill. There are so many doctors willing to do that with a little amount.

That's what girls do to these wealthy guys to extract huge sum of money from them via fake test result about pregnancy and complications involved in abortion. lol all na fake bro.

Bro. even if you don't consider this my opinion, you can as well do some give away for me. I need small bar. Naija don deal with me.

Make I punch hole for this one :

Becareful wetin u confess with ya mouth, before the real sickness shows. Besides she may wan go visit the sick folks - infact me, I don burst plenty "mum's sick" crab

So egungun becareful, nah express u dey go

One of your relatives need money for kidney transplant, ND he's depending on you financially.. And u gonna help him at all cost, cos he's family and he's been there for u when it was tough

my brother I know Dangote he is my friend.

Tell her u have Covid 19

Princesaha:
Which kind of lie should I tell one of my babes my good people of Nairaland. Last year November which was my birthday, she spent approximately Eight hundred thousand naira (793k) in total for me. She lied to her parents and spent the whole money on me. Her parents are very very very rich from the north. She is Fulani by tribe and we started dating that last year via Facebook. Her birthday is coming up next week and she is expecting me to spend such amount or even more than that on her. She has been telling her friend who happens to be close to me that she know that I will surprise her so much that day. Not that I do not have the money but as an Igbo guy nah, I no go fit spend more than 150k on a girl wey I no say I no go fit marry because of religious differences. You sef reason am nah. She is from a die hard Moslem family. Which lie(s) should I tell her so that she will stop expecting much from me. Mind you she is someone that believes that the amount of gifts you get from someone determines his or her place in your heart because of the way she was brought up. And I am not planning for us to separate now biko. Put down your lies here and get a chance to win 30k via transfer now.
Mod should push this to front page. I want it to get more views and comments so as to know the one to choose.

Tell her anything. Women are not difficult to convince.

Please guys I am still waiting. I need to select the "best" lie because I do not want to lose her. She is still so valuable to me and I can't afford to lose her now. I do not want her to suspect anything at all because she means a lot to me, at least for now.
How I wish the Moderator can send this to front page.

Princesaha:
Please guys I am still waiting. I need to select the "best" lie because I do not want to lose her. She is still so valuable to me and I can't afford to lose her now. I do not want her to suspect anything at all because she means a lot to me, at least for now.
How I wish the Moderator can send this to front page.

Just tell her u've got large btc stucked in ur wallet and u can't cashout now with your Nigerian card now buhari has ban crypto in Nigeria
Tell her u will won't fail to surprise her someday as long as u guys are together
Tell her she's worth more than money to u, that the love u have for her can't be expressed with money
Op just budget like 50-60k keep carry her flex round cinema, just two of u, then get tipsy few few drinks/chops and chill at a matured hotel pool side(just two of u, no friends) and end the day brutally at your crib tdb with her, u can get a litlle cake for her and lots of chops/drinks
Do the main chilling at home
Just stay real through out dis plan
Give her all the attention dat day
Give her the best sex
Make her get addicted to u
Girls value attention, just be romantic and smart and she'll be yours dat day

You don’t need to lie since you got 150k just hustle 50k more and let the celebration not be more than you her and at most two more friends

emeraldvee:

Just tell her u've got large btc stucked in ur wallet and u can't cashout now with your Nigerian card now buhari has ban crypto in Nigeria
Tell her u will won't fail to surprise her someday as long as u guys are together
Tell her she's worth more than money to u, that the love u have for her can't be expressed with money
Op just budget like 50-60k keep carry her flex round cinema, just two of u, then get tipsy few few drinks/chops and chill at a matured hotel pool side(just two of u, no friends) and end the day brutally at your crib tdb with her, u can get a litlle cake for her and lots of chops/drinks
Do the main chilling at home
Just stay real through out dis plan
Give her all the attention dat day
Give her the best sex
Make her get addicted to u
Girls value attention, just be romantic and smart and she'll be yours dat day

even from that 60k they can sleep two night at a decent hotel or just use 30k do surprise for her

The #30k you intend to give to the best liar could make her DAY if it's put to good use.

You can't be too sure that whatever amount you spend would determine your place in her heart. That's a crude mentality,,, sorry to say