With the usual intro, i also want to state that I created this account because I do not want to use my main moniker as it is pretty popular here. Now to the story.

I have been with this girl for the past 4 years, though our relationship is like on and off type of $h|t. There have been times she quietly walks away from the relationship (probably to try other guys) only to come back months later to beg. I as a big hearted and accommodating guy will always welcome her back. Truth be told she tried cheating with my guy in the past but my guy reported the incident to me. I confronted her with the allegation and she didn't deny it. There and then I told her I don't see any future with us and it's better we end it. She told me she was sorry and will stay to fight for my love and trust again (I know it's a lost battle even before it started).

So on February 7th she came around and we copulated. After that day she began to ghost me, her reason being that I didn't call her to know if she got home. I suspected it's just one of her shenanigans and decided to let her play it out (me sef dey too busy).

We didn't call or chat until 25th of February when she appeared from the blue. I was stressed and needed to ease off tension so we copulated. Two days later she called to inform me that her period has gone AWOL. She told me this time i must go see her people (we've had such issue sometimes last year).

I stayed woke all night pondering over the news and how I take eff up. An inner mind told me i can't be responsible cos I remembered she refused me touching her some days before 7th of February because she was crossing the red sea.

In the morning i called her and asked her the day she started seeing her last period and she said 2nd of February. I did the maths and realized I couldn't be the one since she was AWOL all through her fertility window. When I got back in the evening I called her and presented with my facts and my exhibits. She flared up in her bid shush me and when that didn't work she hung up the call. I called back severally but she wouldn't pick up. I sent her couple of messages on whatsapp and she couldn't come up with any defense. It has been days now and I haven't heard from her. I suppose she is probably sorting things out with the real baby daddy.

Imagine say i didn't know when her last period started or that I can't calculate women cycle. I can't believe she went and shagged another without protection even when we made a promise not to. I have gone for a test and I'm good for now, until another test in 3 months.

This is a clear case of entanglement. Good thing you are a bit smart and not a full simp, if not you would have fell in paternity fraud. I swear some girls are Useless. Fear women and trust no woman.

A woman can actually get pregnant any time of the month.The 'fertile period' is just the most probable time.

A tale from moonlight

Just tell her say after she born you go carry the baby go do paternity test.If no be you get the pikin she go vomit all the money wey you don spend for her pregnancy and birth.

you just dey copulate upandan...

on a more serious note, you shouldn't even try to dabble into things like this. you are fornicating on a express level.

this one, you were smarter than, but if you keep up with this iish, you may be the one going down.

stay safe.

Una go do something in secret under lock and key.
After the result come show, una go come say take that wan disturb our peace.
Why una no kukuma enter express, do am for on top tarmac make we dey help una calculate delivery day?

Seriously, these shit ain't getting any funny now.
What's the essence?
You are or ain't the father of the innocent child, the mum is expecting; how should this be our business?

You both came together, shut the door, off or on the lights, copulated in secret and then come to the open after the results of the secret job is blown open, then stories start flying around the internet.

What's the essence?

Be like say na only me remain wen never impregnate a lady in this year...

the 'don't worry again' part got me laughing hard.

Dissap na so e go take enter, and you go run come here.

brother make una settle o, I'm sick and tired of all this fornication topics

if you can't buy 100 condom, then stop fornicating around

prince2pac:
Dissap na so e go take enter, and you go run come here.

brother make una settle o, I'm sick and tired of all this fornication topics

if you can't buy 100 condom, then stop fornicating around

Yo Hommies! Damn! What a Chic*ass Op, this sh*t svcks mehn.

Dissap:
Yo Hommies! Damn! What a Chic*ass Op, this sh*t svcks mehn.

I love minding my business