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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Postingnonsense: 8:27pm On May 11, 2020
amdman:
UPDATE

The most challenging part for us when it comes to delivering on our promise to you is the clearing of our containers when they arrive Nigeria, due to the obfuscated processes for container clearing at the Nigerian ports. We currently have delays concluding the clearing of several containers shipped via container shipping, and we have been working hard to find suitable alternatives. We can now announce that we have concluded arrangements to transit to RORO shipping for our transactions going forward.

WHAT WILL CHANGE
1. Your car will be shipped via RORO (without the use of containers)
2. We will handle buying and shipping, while your nominated agent will handle the clearing
3. We will pre-qualify agents and indicate how much they will charge for the clearing of your car (you can use your own agent even if not on the list). You will still be able to tell how much you will pay in total. Agents will have terms of engagement and will be sanctioned for any breach of same.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
1. You will be able to choose and appoint any clearing agent of your choice to handle the clearing of your car
2. You will be able to get your car out of the ports faster and cheaper
3. You will have access to a wider selection of cars, including accidented and other salvage titled vehicles.
4. We will continue to offer you the best prices for the best cars.

Interested clearing agents should reach us on +14372215476 for pre-qualification.

Thank you for your continued patronage.


You will have access to a wider selection of cars, including accidented and other salvage titled vehicles.


You are beginning to join bad gang, becoming like the other car dealers .

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Autos / Re: Birthday Celebration Giveaway; I'm Giving Out N5,000 Each To 5 People by Postingnonsense: 11:21am On May 05, 2020
legalwealth:
Congratulations and happy birthday to me! !!

I'm using this opportunity to give out N5,000 each to first 5 people of Autos and Cartalk to get these answers right;

1. What date was IJAM Autos 》www.ijamautos.com powered by IJAM SOLUTION CONSULT LIMITED officially launched?

2. What date was Autos and Cartalk 》www.autosandcartalk.com officially launched?

3. In which state was Autos and Cartalk officially registered with Corporate Affairs Commission?

Let's go! !!

For those who wish to see my face although it is on both sites, see one of my recent ones attached below.

MODIFIED




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Autos / Re: Dru23 IS Now On The Auto Section by Postingnonsense: 10:30am On May 04, 2020
Gazzuzzlogistic:


Contact us for quick delivery of your product nationwide.

08038119063

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Autos / Re: Dru23 IS Now On The Auto Section by Postingnonsense: 10:25am On May 04, 2020
dru23:
I want to notify all my uber/taxify customers . Dru23 will be active on the Auto section....

Due to the my rock bottom engine oil prices.. The Cabals on car section/ business section decided to ban me indefinitely


When one door closes another door opens up..So for all your car parts/ auto/ engine oil all at rock bottom prices. You can reach me at the Auto section.. We hope to do business here....



Good at least not only that gazzuz will be selling oil.

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Car Talk / Re: Peugeot 406 (2004) Vs Toyota Corolla 2008 (pictures) by Postingnonsense: 11:42am On Apr 26, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


No longer a MONK?

legalwealth:


grin

2 clowns

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Car Talk / Re: Help!help!! On My ES350 by Postingnonsense: 11:39am On Apr 26, 2020
Ikenna351:


It's very disgusting to me for you to be following me around in almost every thread I comment. If you are a man, I am not gay. If you are a woman, I am a Monk. So I have zero interest in having sex with any woman, man, female or male.
Just want it to be clear to you, if you choose to continue what you are doing, incase that's your intention.

Ikenna351, Lion King - Monk .

hyperprolactinemia. May God grant you the strength through this trying period.

Explains why you have the tiny voice.

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Car Talk / Re: Help!help!! On My ES350 by Postingnonsense: 8:47pm On Apr 16, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


Explain step by step. Points to note, inability to crank, engine shutting off while in motion .


Keep quiet when experts are talking

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Car Talk / Re: Help!help!! On My ES350 by Postingnonsense: 8:46pm On Apr 16, 2020
bojokayode:



Sincere answer I must say...God will bless you even during this lockdown...

How has that helped you?

Kindly pay ₦20,000 into his acct.
Car Talk / Re: Help!help!! On My ES350 by Postingnonsense: 8:45pm On Apr 16, 2020
Ikenna351:
Yet people are blind and quick to condemn Peugeot vehicles as problematic, ignoring the fact that Nigerians do terrible things on their modern vehicles, not just Peugeots, and they quickly blame the brand or vehicle as the cause. This thread is just one of those that have proven even Nigerian Toyota users go through same headaches Nigerian Peugeot users experience when they mess up their vehicle systems.

Based on symptom you described, if it was Peugeot, I wouldn't bother much with scan, for it may help in a case like this (not saying scanning shouldn't be done). Physical elimination or rule out will be my be focus by checking:

- Vacuum leak.

- Engine wiring connections.

- CTS.

- Cylinder reference sensor or synchronization with CKP sensor (Timing).

- Condition of Injection ECU.

Something is making ECU to lean out or inject excess fuel in combustion chambers at high engine temperature, which is why it starts at cold temperature, but hard/non start at high. Ruling out the listed above will narrow the culprit (even though it could be elsewhere)

Since, you know nothing about cars, it's not something mere scan tool or guess work will detect. That car needs someone that understands how Toyota injection systems work to physically diagnose the car beyond scan tool. I am not that person. Find him or her. And stop wasting your time online trying to find opinions that could waste more money for you.


For those suggesting fuel pump/fuel pressure could be the issue, an EFI car engine that can run for hours without stalling but refuses to start immediately has nothing to do with fuel pressure or pump. For those suggesting starter issue, the symptom described didn't indicate crank issue at hot engine temperature. As for immobilizer suggestion, I have never seen immobilizer that chooses to activate only when engine is hot when faulty, as if it works with engine coolant and oil temperatures. To understand how modern car systems work, focus or spend more time on practical on Vehicles than online opinions. In some cases, they are two different worlds.

Ikenna351, Lion King - Monk.

You forgot to add your account number and demand ₦20,000

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Car Talk / Re: Dubious Calculusx of V.A Auto Sales Ventures Sold A Lemon Lexus ES 350 To Me! !! by Postingnonsense: 6:49am On Apr 12, 2020

Car Talk / Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by Postingnonsense: 7:30pm On Mar 31, 2020
legalwealth:


Thanks for letting them know.

Years gone by they are still behaving like agberos that went into pokenosing
into kazeem mechanics and they are forming expert mokaliki grin grin grin.

They are seriously pained that legalwealth they even planned to bring down in less than 2 years
has gone this far and well known just as his well known in other sections especially business of
this forum for integrity.

Won ma gboku ni bi aja oni isa
Awomoju ni agbado inu igo fun adie
They just continue ranting and trolling till they all develop high blood pressure that will lead to
other ailments for them

In as much as I hate gazzuz, bro you need help, seek help, this is not normal behaviour.

Shalom

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Car Talk / Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by Postingnonsense: 6:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
Fentanyl:






prince of house slaves and noise makers

audio mechanic dishing out dangerous auto advice

one of these days one of the people that would be unlucky to fall for your latest mechanic scam will come and tell us all about it

then you will lament for 2 more years

He is an automotive consultant correct your self
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Postingnonsense: 4:53pm On Mar 31, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
I think it is time

I will humble you boy.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Postingnonsense: 4:52pm On Mar 31, 2020
radautoworks:


Thank you. I wanted to type this but I didn't care enough to grin

He is not worth it

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Postingnonsense: 4:51pm On Mar 31, 2020
dru23:



All is forgiven and I wish you the best .....stay safe during this coronavirus epidemic.......

So you were afraid. It's a good thing you piped down, I now have your location and will deploy the necessary action if you misbehave.

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Culture / Re: Idumuje-ugboko: In A Time Of Misinformation, Facts Correct by Postingnonsense: 4:44pm On Mar 31, 2020
Walecoy write about what you know. Do not skew the facts because of a few pieces of bread.

Ned is an outcast and is using power to muscle up constituted authority. Arresting and locking up folks in Abuja.

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Autos / Re: Fairly Used Lexus RX330 2005 Full Option For Sale. SOLD. by Postingnonsense: 4:41pm On Mar 31, 2020
SensualMan1:
Ofcos I know him. U can't compare the two. KINGreignn comes top on the piechat of foolishness, emptiness, kazeemism and quackery as regards to autos.

On the other hand, GAZZUZZ now have sense in 2020.
The guy is good in 2020, maybe cos he's still recovering from the blow dealt on him with Canadian carrs.

In all, GAZZUZZ is a great guy, regardless.

Cc my guy nurey cheesy

I don't like you.

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Car Talk / Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by Postingnonsense: 9:46am On Mar 31, 2020
Mayor555:



This na temptation, it can lead to confusion...

Don't do it!

Bros Legal, I like the new you...dont change o.
Old things have passed away.

He should do it! Let's see if he can stand up to legalwealth. Gazzuz I dare you, you will be put to shame .
Autos / Re: Fairly Used Lexus RX330 2005 Full Option For Sale. SOLD. by Postingnonsense: 8:36pm On Mar 30, 2020
SensualMan1:
U r not GAZZUZZ. Stop acting like him. He's far better than u.

Then you don't know proud gazzuzz.
Autos / Re: Sold sold sold 370k Automatic Kia Available For Sale by Postingnonsense: 8:36pm On Mar 30, 2020
legalwealth:


grin

Can't say until it is test-driven, inspected physically and with scanning machine.

Besides, I'm an automotive consultant and not a mechanic per sey.

Respect cool
Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Davido And His Son Are 'Staying Strong For Chioma' (Photo) by Postingnonsense: 3:35pm On Mar 29, 2020
Oluwaseunbandur:
People are recovering at high rate, let's b positive pls, she will recover soon

That's the pic the media is shielding

Autos / Re: Sold sold sold 370k Automatic Kia Available For Sale by Postingnonsense: 3:08pm On Mar 29, 2020
Legalwealth you are now a Mechanic, is this a good buy?
Autos / Re: Sold sold sold 370k Automatic Kia Available For Sale by Postingnonsense: 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2020
Herkim:
Kindly see below as requested

Nurey what engine is this?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Postingnonsense: 10:29pm On Mar 28, 2020
Its pretty bleeped

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Business / Re: N/A by Postingnonsense: 10:24pm On Mar 28, 2020
dru23:



You need money to go to war ..your broke ass will need money to go to war.. Better worry about coronavirus and keeping your family safe .... Idiot

Strike 1

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Business / Re: N/A by Postingnonsense: 10:24pm On Mar 28, 2020
dru23:


The agreement is the driver remits 30k weekly, and owner does minor or major repairs.. Drivers are not responsible for any repairs at all not even oil change ..
But it does not give you the obligation to wreck my car that is the point here. Drivers complain how hard the job is and uber is slavery etc.
When compare to other drivers he has cost me more in repairs than any of them. Have warned several times to becareful, the first month he worked for me , I was doing repairs up and down. He said uber banned him and taxify was his only option. And he has to do all trips in order to meet up etc ...My mechanic had to caution few times ....

Few days ago he complain about this and that, I immediately fix the car and spend over 100k naira, bought 4 tires ,ball joint, a/c compressor brakes etc than not less than 1week spending 100k naira ,he got into an accident that he got beat up for it .

And still owing two weeks rental and didnt he talk about his payment. Because he knows that I will collect the car from him .

Fast forwards to Saturday morning, I was Nairaland checking things out . Than out of nowhere I saw his name looking for a car.. I already deleted his name and number, so I had to double check to make sure it was him and his number he posted...

so that is when I starting warning other potential partners . If he was not advertising for another partner on nairaland, I would not care ,because have already collected the car from him .... But he thought he was smart.....

So you worked on the brakes? Was the job don well? Have you heard the song flip the switch ? I will lock down all your e hailing contraptions with the Lagos State ministry of transport in a few days, just watch.

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Business / Re: N/A by Postingnonsense: 10:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
MrBrownJay1:


sadly, he is not ready to take part of the blame for hiring this driver AND/OR having no contract in place for such eventualities... as if Uber/taxi driver dont get into accidents? thats the main thing you should prepare yourself against...

he certainly didnt have insurance if he expects the driver to pay for the damage. ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!

the below he wrote shows us all how lost he is (as if drivers intentionally wreck their source of income):


You will see this case in the papers soon. I will use this as a lesson to vehicle owners who think they are Demi gods

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