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omo to tell you the truth this one will be hd to move on from plus your mind won't rest until you get revenge

Thomas144:
Including you too!! Cus you said all Nigerians

yes I nearly poison your father over small piece of land we be get banter untop

not really a fan of his recent music but you have go admire his attitude, he creates mystery around himself by keeping quiet and making big things look small , it takes lots of talent to achieve that, na davido suppose to they behave like that but that wan like clout , anyways I respect their two

Labadi69:
If only you used your spare time to learn how to write. Your writing, grammar and spelling are so bad that this epistle is meaningless.

Guy, use your time wisely o. No be by force to be redpill disciple. Time waits for no man

guy stop na

Fiscus105:
98% of naija need to check and recheck before dealing with them
Toooooooooooo dubious a nation.

no trust any soul

Qinglong:
Because of my introverted nature, they often think I'm rude and proud. Doesn't help that I'm shortsighted and currently don't use glasses, so I can't recognize people from afar and greet them, meaning they often think I'm snobbish as well.

Last thing is that females also think I'm a pretender due to said introverted nature of mine. Happened a lot in university; I got blatant disdainful stares from girls simply because I didn't talk much in class at all. Not my problem, so I never bothered trying to correct their misconceptions. There was a particular one that secretly got my phone from her friend to see if she would find porn or sex chats there. Very funny. She's veeeery pretty though, the rare type you'd hardly see.

I also remember my recent orientation service; there's this laundry service woman with a young daughter in my hostel that often snubbed me when I greeted her, so I just stopped to avoid embarrassment. She later told me, when we were about to be discharged from camp, that she thought I was pretending to be a quiet 'good' boy so I can knack girls like her daughter.

but you knack the daughter.

be strategic, place yourself at the right place and at the right time

one must be careful when dealing with all Nigerians, I repeat all Nigerians, there are so many snakes out there's disguise as your friends, I am keeping my plans secret,na silent moving now till we japa from this country

FullBlastLight:
Yap, over 10k comments within d space of few mnths!
An indication dt d guy is d most jobless citizen in Nig!
Jst take it frm me!

very jobless nonentity

Ellasure:
With one bomb the floating gas tanks will deflate and Lithuania will go begging their Russia masters.

The Lithuania government officials should do better or are they afraid that they are the next Russia military target?

you wan make Russia start WW3, make una they think sometimes

Auskyd:
you hurt my dad's feelings by tearing my mom's puna , I promise with my last breath I will find you .

maybe you should direct your energy towards your dad's failed marriage not me

Auskyd:
wow you Bleep,ed my mom so hard ,that she couldn't walk again ,I will find and hunt you down

no be me tell your mother to a dirty old sl*t

Auskyd:
Your daddy never accomplish Half of wetin Ronaldo don do Sha lmao. Just saying

yes my daddy never achieve wetin Ronaldo don achieve, but I give your mother DOGGY for my car back seat

all of you up there shouting Lithuania is Lithuania is small, is Israel not small? yet see the power they command , Lithuania just became independent from Russia gas, more to follow their footstep, while Russia economy slowly crumbles from isolation

so this the end of the local goat,this why I dislike him ,Ronaldo is an opportunist ,he can not accept the fact that he failed, that's why he keeps jumping from one club to another, finding who will work hard and feed his glory at last ,wetin help am ,na modric,kris's, Marcelo and other real Madrid players who kept feeding him free ball.

most atimes the blame should be placed on men,I mean how can someone be this stupid!!!, so many red flags. enough to paint moon red but the idiot they ignore because ,mumu love ,love kee! their, pesin wey in baby daddy reject, pesin wey still they communicate with the baby daddy, I am sure the man fo they collect puna once in a while,why you mister Simpson, the girl they pass on the agression meant for the baby towards you,OP tell him to go ahead ,tell him love conquers all ,she will see man he is and behave

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Looks like I am laying false accusations against your Jesus right?
Expected..

Christians keeps giving everyone a reason that Christianity and it's imaginary creature are all jokes and fairy tale..

get a life ,this account was created 2022 ,yet it has over 10,000 comment, that means in every 60 second, you have a post you are spewing your meaningless comment, I don't have your time

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Just the way Jesus scattered and drove out the money changers..
Christianity at it's finest..

you no just one get sense, jobless troll

just a day ago abi few , there's a topic created about pastors kpanshing their members ,this aged well, by the way that topic was not created to mock pastors ,it was created to raise awareness that some pastors are humans just like you and me,and not all men who truly chosen by God so beware who your girlfriend/wife calls pastor/ daddy .

I for like make them create one for imams to but s3un they fear Muslims

at this point nothing concern me, if they suffer / go broke ,na for their head

Juliusmomoh2:
this is not him, check well

I know that's not hi,main account,I thought maybe this one might be his second

first to blink first, will USA and their allies yield to Russia demands and pay in rubles or suffer more shortage and price hiking, time will tell

that bastard Simon ekpa,is outside Igbo land causing mayhem, preventing soludo to focus on other pressing matters,I no blame am, I blame those gullible people whey follow en other, for the first time,I support extradition.

please who is picnic or whatever his name is. , is like he's lacking attention at home, anyways Messi no they listen to small banter

kullozone:
Some time ago, I went to my niqqa's crib to pick up something. Got there and I was about to knock on his door when I heard silent knacking sounds from the opposite apartment. The voice of the female knacker was too sweet and luckily for me I saw a tiny opening on the door... Then I peeped

Lo and behold, I saw a certain pastor in my own estate seriously knacking one small girl who was still in secondary school as I learnt later.

Apparently, the girl's parents are devoted members of his church. So he had access to their house anytime... Even when her parents aren't home.

this is funny and disturbing at the same time , report ASAP

Mosdll:
Nigerian girls are useless.......all of them.

I don't know why nairaland keeps.banning you from preaching the gospel

every year we get this topic on nairaland , the topic has always been controversial ,some people attest that they're sweet, some say we should abstain from them due to spirituality,

this man wants to work but enemies of state ESN ,what to wreck that plan with their uselessness

Draslo:
AshawoMan


I hate that word from the deepest, darkest corners of my heart. Person no fit be sweet boy in peace without hearing this word at least once a week.

I don die ,day sweet boy part off me lol

Lordmech:
One of my colleague at work came begging for cash and I ask him. What happen to your ATM or salary and he reviewed that the wife is the one who sees alert and holds the card.. I was shocked.
My pipo is this love or stupidity?

neither, it is a sign of a wasted man, why e no kukuma tell her to hold e destiny

physically stronger but not muscular like that,maybe strong like the ones in US army and still.sexy, no be strength I dey look .

your wife na bloodsucker,change am ASAP