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yes! OP I was solidly behind you meanwhile ,stupid. people were there saying take sh*t, bro no take sh*t from anybody

Pasima:
Good evening guys, yesterday I posted about how my girlfriend told me to stay outside that she wants to dress, I got angry and left. Today I went to see her she told me that the Relationship is over that I hurt her on valantine day. I beg and cried like a baby in front her she gave no listening ear. She went inside and bang the door behind me. The reason i find it difficult to leave her is because she has the sweetest pussy a man can suck and won't leave. It is very clean, up till now I have sent her 25 messages yet no reply. My pillow is socked in tears.

foolish boy , but you get mind to suck Nigeria girl Private part oo, na wao, I no fit.

teddybarz:
I didn't intend to do this. . . Buh what have to be done should be done. . .



Will miss some real friends..

Helinues

Truvelisback

Victor

Goshikid

Thaprekky

illScript

krOne

Wuminity



and others, sorry for not rememberin their names..


I LOve u all. .


Teddy Is Gone frm this accoun. . .

I wish I cared

Itohanmiwa:
All hail President Buhari. Mehn this man doesn't make noise, he just takes people unaware. It's one sign of a very disciplined individual. Because with all the negative comments being said about him he has still refused granting interviews to waste his precious time. Instead baba is busy achieving. My mind changed after I experienced the over enhanced quality and comfort of Nigerian railway corporation. I'm sure we will all appreciate this man better once he leaves office. Well except you don't reason tho.

fuel ISS now 1000 in Abuja and you are praising buhari for hey acquisition

Deicide:
Who wan marry single mother? Na to chop your share clean mouth

enough simps they

at her age she still dey do boyfriend , when she go marry ?

nairaland and media will just be spreading ah*t, Russia is not going to invade Ukraine,they are just carrying out still there, media dey act like say. na end of the world

EmzyT:
I'm one of those Previlleged to see the Four walls of the University and I can Boldly tell you that the Experience is really sweet and Fun. I'm a 400L Pharmaceutical student Schooling at one of the Prestigious Universities in the Southeast. (Though my course is a 5 years course) I'm one of those guys that Loves stress-free lifestyle, I could be in a room from morning till night Working on my PC, I practically had almost everything I needed. From TV to DSTV to Home theater to Fridge, to Generator etc and I forgot to mention that I'm also a Programmer, I work with a Foreign company online and earn in $ every 2 weeks, I Fund my Ostentatious lifestyle myself! I'm highly Ambivert. I've never borrowed anything from anyone but people come to me to borrow stuffs since my 100L to 400L (Not Pride or something but even if I'm ever down, I don't see the reason to borrow, I'd rather remain lowkey till I get that stuff, I just do not like disturbing people with my Problems) but people come to borrow stuffs from me and I don't see it as a big deal (And has brought so much respect to me from people, even those way older than me)

I've NEVER dated any Girl, I only had female friends (Mostly FWB) I was also lashing people's girlfriend here and there! Majority I didn't even know had Boyfriends and didn't care to ask!

I once turned two girls on at the same time through T or D game. They came to watch movies that faithful day in my Room (They were roommates) so along the line, the fuel at my Gen got finished I came up with the idea of the game, bad man was coming up with bad and Erotic TorD's. Mostly the latter, and before you know it, the rest was history. We had party (how I managed to do that is still mystery)

I once Fingered and sucked a girl's boobs at the Hostel (It was a boys and girls hostel before they turn it to strictly boys) 3 of her roommated went out to charge their Phones, so I came to see her that day, sat on her bed, at her corner and as usual, she placed her head on my Lap while pressing her Phone, I summoned courage and started touching her, from her face, to neck, planted a kiss on her forehead and that was it

A female friend once followed me to my lodge and made it known to me that she'd be sleeping over at my place and I said okay! After she was done bathing at her place, we headed to my place, I bathed too and we were on the bed, I couldn't sleep (Don't know why) she was watching movies on her Phone! After sometime, she switched off her Phone and we starting gisting, from that, I placed my hand inside her clothes and started handling her boobs, brought them out and sucked the hell out of it. (That was the day my D*CK decided to disappoint me, it was flaccid, the erection wasn't hard enough, all effort to get that idiot to stand straight like an Iroko tree was fruitless) one of the most Boring and Disappointing sex I ever had

I once caused a Stampede at a Viewing Centre (This was prolly to when I got my TV and DSTV) I stepped on something and mistook it for a Snake and started running, with the speed i used in running, you'd think I'm a Criminal running from Angry mobs about to Lynch him immediately everyone saw me running, they began to run too without knowing what's chasing me or why I'm running. Phones, laptops, chargers everywhere, plastic chairs too were breaking as people were climbing them to scamper for safety (Very funny Experience)

MY ADVICE TO INTENDING STUDENTS/STUDENTS/SIMPS AND MONEY MISS ROADS’:
1: If you dey enter school say na Woman be your Problem, na you go tire laslas because Dem full everywhere, no let them Distract you o, FOCUS!
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2: DO NOT TRAIN A GIRL THROUGH TO UNIVERSITY! It is an investment of no Profit return, It doesn't end well in most cases. If only most of you know what these girls do there!
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3: DO NOT DEPEND ON YOUR CERTIFICATE!!!! Learn a Skill before graduating, The street no dey Smile oo. Hustle hard make your Charger no first you Blow!
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4: Dating a girl at the University yields no fruit, it is stressful, a waste of time and emotions and in most cases ends ONLY IN SCHOOL!
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5: Keeping a girlfriend is OVERRATED, make money and they'll want to keep you!

Peace!!!!

tt

Muna4real:
Yes, that's it. The reason she's in that position is because she refused to kill the child in her womb. It doesn't make her bad. Most of you marry girls who've done abortion and at the same time shame single mothers and also at the same time, discourage abortion. That's stupidity.

To the young girl carrying an unwanted pregnancy, please if you can cope with the stigma that comes with it, then go ahead. But if you can't cope, please delete the child and clean mouth. Learn from your mistakes and move on.

stop killing innocent children,they were the consequences of mistake, next time close leg and abstain from sex , or better still don't have sex if you are not financially stable to avoid bringing innocent kids to this poor world

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Rubbiish:
Are people really making money from this NFT thing here? Stuff kinda look funny to me. Why would someone be paying as high as $600k on an ugly looking cartoon? The whole stuff really do sound like the monkey story a member posted here sometime back. Kinda funny

money laundering, the
rest. a pyramid scheme

Francis95:
I recently met a Single mum last week Friday. She's 35 and I am 27. This lady has 3 shops around my school area. I school in one of the federal universities in the south south part of Nigeria.
Yesterday being 14th, she called and asked me to enter bike and come to a certain place, I asked her what I'm coming to do she declined telling me. When I reached there she held my hand and headed towards a boutique. She asked me to select any Polo and Joggers that I like. I was really surprised because no lady has ever done this for me. No be small joy, I maintained selected a fine polo, joggers and 2 banana boxers. She spent 20k on me right there inside the boutique. When I got home I sent her an appreciation text.
In the evening of the 14th, which is still yesterday. She called and told me to come to a hotel for sit out so we can enjoy ourselves. I sent her message telling that I dont have enough cash , she said I shouldn't worry that she will foot the bill. Oboi we reach there, she gave me 10k cash and her Atm card. I got us some barbecue fish and drinks. We also did the do after everything.
See my problem here, I have about 3 girlfriends and several other girls I use to spin plates. I am dark and handsome, well built because I go to the gym every day and I'm also a course rep so girls are always around me.

This Single mum told me yesterday that she's a very jealous type, this is my main concern and she's also older than me.

Please I need y'all to advice a brother.
I have benefitted alot from this group, this group has taught me how to tame and deal with women and human beings in general.

you are playing with fire, that single mom will want her investment back one way or the other, and by the looks of things you just wan chop money move, better find way detach yourself while it's still early.

olabrinks:
you will grow out of this phase.no matter how beautiful the girl is, you will get tired of it. And the cycle begins, having sex with anything walking, trying to reach an ending fulfilment that you will never have.

I will never get tired , but this thread is useless and I ashamed of the mod who pushed this sh*t to fp , nigga just talking empty.

abduleez1:
Nah, you're the one with uninformed news and rambling shït.

$250mn was paid by Amazon in 2017 to acquire the TV rights. This one is PRODUCTION BUDGET not rights.
If you know anything about how movie industry works you'd know production budget is different from license fee. It's also different from marketing budget.

So you think the huge world building of LOTR in today's world with massive sets, scenery and fantasy places would cost around $100mn?

Disney spending $100mn a season ain't shït, HBO's "The Pacific" had spent $200mn for a TV show as long as 2010 same as HBO's Band of Brothers with a budget of $125mn in 2001. There are a growing lot of TV shows with $100mn+ budgets these days so waving that money means nothing.

Apple's SEE, Foundation, The Morning Show all cost over 100mn so shït ain't new.


Here's an excerpt from Amazon Studios chief↓↓

you just they waste your time, money you no dey see, enjoy film peace

[quote author=MJBOLT post=110209666][/quote]sh*t,supreme strange definitely. OP (overpowered), anyways is all good.

Xavier5:
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I love Batman right from secondary School,bro is a whole different mood,he has the best collection of super villains among any other superheroes.

abduleez1:
The Super Bowl trailers are out....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWzlQ2N6qqg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUOvNtbscs

can't wait to see both ,moon knight this March ending ,for doctor strange I hope , supreme strange shows up. (for those who have watched what if ?)

Achilles100:
Is it just me or Vigilante(Peacemaker) resembles Tom Holland?

no semblance at all

abduleez1:
Catching up on the thread and saw the noisemaker saying producers don't have confidence in new TV shows LOTR and GoT prequel.
I laff in Elven, LOTR that already has at least 5 seasons ordered and already spent $1billion for production by "the same" company that produced the Wheel of Time. All this even before a trailer of the show comes out, talk more of a full season.

And one dude from Nigeria thinks they're afraid of a show it's heads, shoulder and tail superior to in every way. To think this dude is delusional to even suggest HOTD is "afraid" of WOT is just hilarious. A prequel to the most influential TV show ever made, one of the top 3 biggest fantasy fanbase or books. A show with sequels and spinoff announced and entering development stage even before show debuts. A show with the biggest budget ever spent on an HBO show. And u think it's only 1, 2 or 3 seasons planned.
bruh, I want in on what u smoking.


If only you had befriended Google as someone said earlier....

you just they make noise, have of that money went to buying rights of LOTR, Disney spends not less than $100 million,for each of their star wars/ marvel series,. .

stunnert:
Lmao ���
I've been searching and I haven't seen yet ooo

na Soo, make money enter my hand na foreign women(Ghana, America,all Latin countries, etc) one chase. . Nigeria girls no dey my eye .

stunnert:
I don't really care about body features, as long as you're good looking and gat good personal hygiene.

The main thing I look out for when wooing a lady are: she must be sensible enough to have a good conversation with, she must be skilled or working class, she must have control over her temper, she must be cheerful and have a sense of humor and I also check their family background as I don't like dating ladies who were raised by single parents

you have better chance of finding diamond. than seeing all this qualities in a Nigeria girl.

typical Nigeria woman, material things na wetin they move them

nice one,more grace to him

EverestMajur:
in the words of Drake " I love myself, my mom and my bed" and that's enough, I will go to the mall and get pizza or shawarma, head back home, lock myself up and play PS4 (FIFA 2021) until I fall asleep..
I gave up on relationship the day the babe I've been dating and paying her school fees and as well taking care of her general welfare for the past four years left me for one dude like that and called me an ingrate.
I don't hate girls but I don't do relationship anymore, some vagina people are hell on earth..

na your fault, you use money to keep woman ,stop doing that sh*t bro , you will only attract gold diggers,work on your game ,be stingy with your resources woman wey go like you go like you.

TheButterflies:
Na me cook am : ). I don't post food pictures I didn't cook.

Does it look that good? lol

very good,I still don't believe though because of the settings.

Brian47:
Oh mashed potatoes me I thought it was normally yellow.
Last year we planted potatoes and harvested a lot we were thinking of what to do with the potatoes before they spoilt I googled how to prepare mashed potatoes and I wanted to try it. But we grinded the potatoes instead and turned it into flour.
I'll try to make this mashed potatoes one day.

no p

you are the only one abeg, I think say I go read better thing when I enter this thread,yuck dude!!

Brian47:
I'm a teenager still living with my parents. In a few years when I get my own house, I'll be coming for this thread.

no one cares

Brian47:
What's that white thing, Is it akamu?

you no well for brain. , na mashed potatoes be that

night food

TheButterflies:
Food

thank God say you put am food cause I know say no be you cook am