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MigraineGiver:
it might sound fake but it sure happens. These hoes are bastards
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Naija girls are very very useless hoes with smelling kpekus all of them.
Comrade mosdii saw these hoes on advance
Even BeanmanX mama that bleeped 5 of my friends and Gave all them gono and syphilis and clean mouth.
Ruggedboych is still treating his

Officialmaureen:
Hi everybody, I have never done this before but my boyfriend introduced me to nairaland land in 2019 and since then I have been a guest on this site, but today I joined to be able to write and apologize to him.....He has been nothing but good to me since 2019, I really love him so much to even do this here....
Am deeply sorry for having a fling behind ur back all this started because you stopped having my time always playing busy I had no one else so i started getting depressed. In order for me not to feel too bad I had to go out with kelvin and he was aware of the fact that I don't love him... Am just so sorry for being this stupid... I don't invade your privacy but u always go through my phone. And just this once I went out of the line u walked out on our 3 years relationship. I remember asking you for your phone just one time and I know what your reaction was Like.
You know am really Inlove with u, am not a perfect girl but I try to be good..pls dont throw away our tears, sufferings, praying times,good times too... I know how many times I see texts u feel I would not see but I over look them cos I see them like a one time thing..... I will always forgive and love u no matter what because that's how people who are married handle and still remain in their marriages. I have my bad sides too we all do pls forgive me this one last time....if u feel that some other girl out there won't cheat on you and truly love and care for then so be it nobody is a saint including you. But pls don't let our 3 years be in vain. Don't fall into the wrong hands please.
Am sorry and I truly love you official. I just wish you will read this.

IkranDragon:
Okay thanks. but I don't think so. She don see golden boy na.

Kingosytex:
Na guy man you be.
One of my friends once lost his grand mother and I went to the wake keep in company of my very good friend.
Normally, I would have slept over but my spirit was just kinda restless so, I had to leave.
On our way home, we stopped at a hotel and went straight to the bar to have a few more bottles of beer.
No sooner had we entered the bar than I saw my girlfriend with a guy, I laughed. My friend never understood what was going on; he never understood the reason I laughed. It took him up to 15 minutes to notice the presence of my girlfriend there.
When he noticed, he was like 'baba no be your babe be that? , what's she doing with a guy here at this ungodly hour?' and my response was simple 'my man no be my babe be that now, na another man babe she be'

The girl became restless as soon as she saw me, the guy in question even noticed her uneasiness and I had to give space . I being a guy man had to leave as soon as we had like two bottles of beer. My friend was marveled at my reaction.

We headed straight for home and I never dialed her number neither did I chat her up for four days till she called one afternoon and was like 'babe, the person you saw me that night with was my class rep, bla bla bla', I cut her off by telling her that the stories were unnecessary.


To cut the long story short, it helped me understand that she wasn't calm as she always portrayed herself to be. Don't ask me how I arrived at the conclusion. I ain't daft. What can a female be doing with a so-called rep at a hotel by some minutes after 12am?
It made me realise she's a player and I quickly put on my playing boots.


Your girlfriend still has an affection for her ex, alaye use your head before you start crying foul. Forget about the fact the she told you about the outing, some may claim that it's a sign of her being truthful to you, but to me, it has some underlying tones.

AoifeNightfall:
I'm not trying to shade Anglicans but seriously, the foundations of the Anglican Church is kinda weird

So the King of England wanted to have sex with a hot woman and give birth to male children so bad he broke away from the Catholic Church

Just thinking...

emperorz:
fried and boiled together big mess loading

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.
In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.
If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands,hug me and even try to kiss me in Presence of people so they will think we are dating.
What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why
She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Lalasticlala
Seun

Akposy:
Getat jare! You've soaked this thread with your frustration and endless rants. Thank God for the good people of this thread. Now, pack your baggage and take a walk of shame outta here.

Akposy:
You wish! Love gbuo gi dia.
Give credit to the owner and stop stealing and claiming people's hard/art work. Ole niyen

Akposy:
You wish! Love gbuo gi dia.
Give credit to the owner and stop stealing and claiming people's hard/art work. Ole niyen

Szilard:
Encanto boy and girls

tophhero:
We Don't Talk About "BRUNO"

Candidlady:
Imagine who iam sharing air with...

Ya Allah please place a price tag on this air we breathe abeg...
Too many underserved, fruitless, incompetent Adams wasting precious oxygen

iLegendd:
I'm not sick. I'm only jobless and broke.

Light, food, happiness, exercise, p**sy, etc. is not a problem — they're all free over here. Unfortunately, with all these free things, I'm hardly hungry. Is this a sign of depression?

I sleep too much nowadays and I always go to bed with empty stomach even though there is food. I even had to dispose my okra soup I spent lots of money to cook because it's irritating me. What is wrong?

Who wants to visit me to calm me down?

Trex4:
I'm someone that loves history a lot. Even when I'm a medical student.
American revolution, WW1, Franco-prussian war, The crusades Etc. Most of us might know of Napolean Bonaparte, Arguably the greatest military general of all time. Even more than Alexander the great and Julius caeser. They were 6 European coalitions against him and he defeated them 5 times.

But this great man apparently had women issues. Like the noble women thought he was ugly and unrepresentable. The woman he eventually married (Josephine) was to put it midly, a Whor* and middle aged woman that almost everyone had known her adventures. She was also in very serious debt (reason she married napolean. So he can pay off those debts for her).

The woman would even cheat on him while he was away fighting against Britain, Sweden, Prussia, Russia and Austria. She actually loved another man called Hippolyta.

But what could make a great man like this have women issues??

GboyegaD:
Is this how yours look?

cococandy:
Almost done.
I’m having a lil food party

ahnie:
Snacking on this fruit....pls what's the English name.
Cc: mariangeles

Mariangeles:
Up NEPA!!!

Cutestboy:
Dinner