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That's reassuring.

WW3 loading.

Veebliz:
Some grammatical mistakes you make and things you say wrong.
in Nigeria”

Respect, man. Respect.

Well...

Interesting stuff

Gadafii:
Chats with naija babes are so mechanical and one way traffic,its not job interview na baby girl.

They can't home constructive conversation for 29mins, neither can they reply with good response, he dey quick tire me, no time

Intelligent conversation be like rocket science to many of them...I once texted a girl "good morning and how are you,she replied 'fine' the kind vex wey I vexed that day ehhn...this is not about whether they like u or not, its an habit many of them have learnt overtime,that its the duty of the guy to make the conversation fun,interesting or even long, they interject with "Kk" , "lol" ,"aiii", "lmao" , "ikr" after you don type something constructive

Nna mehn. They can kee man morale no be small.

StarUp:
Issorite...

Beating about Aso rock.

In fact, she's committing sexual harassment.

Na wah o. So we can't see her beauty and energetic display any longer. RIP.

homeboy205:
I understand, but check a situation out.

Let’s say you have 10m in your bank account today and you REALLY REALLY wish to drive a Benz(I MEAN THOSE MONEY YOU WILL SPEND WITHOUT THINKING TWICE NO MATTER WHAT). You can still opt for 3m Benz just to be safe.

Ok. You are my friend, you just bought Benz of 3m, in this Nigeria economy. I know you don’t have only 3m, I will predict you having 5m(not to exaggerate)...

But after buying the car if you go lowest key and let 1 or 2 people know you are broke. (I mean having people buy fuel in the new Benz)Mehn believe me everybody will believe you are broke..

What OP is trying to say is that those homeboys are broke and they are driving big cars forming big boys. You need to stay under the same roof with anyone before concluding they are broke.


So to answer own questions , IF YOU DONT ACT BROKE IN NIGERIA THEY WILL DRAIN YOU ....

I have first hand experience...

I like the concluding paragraph: "if you don't act broke in Nigeria they will drain you".

That is the truth about Nigeria.

Elaborate on what led to his arrest.

PAGAN9JA:
Imagine...we have serious issues like COVIK-1-9 in the North and the police is busy arresting innocent people like Mubrak Bala. Kano city itself might be a ticking timebomb for the Coronavirus with peacefuls flouting lockdown left, right and centre to attend prayers.



*Please change your dp to the below picture on all social media accounts.Lets carry out a silent protest to save the life of this young man. Let us save the Constitution of Nigeria before it becomes islamized completely.

No wonder they always persuade customers to get atm cards even when you have no need of it.

JAMO84:
Out of 38, just one error and you people are already crying. Do you expect him to personally know all the 38?



I AM DONE TALKING

How come this has been happening with this administration ONLY?

Oh, not again!

Well, let's see how the government of propaganda will cover this up as they arm twisted some governors in the east and west to change the story and cover it up.

JAMB Question!

Na wah oooo.

Double wahala.

Rest in peace, Counsel.

youngmexxy:

You too.
If you think Nnamdi Kanu is dead, then you are the greatest dreamer of all time.

ashacot:
How did u know all these from the spirit world? I thought you are dead?

May chukwu okike abiama fire Emma powerful for hiding your death since April 15.

If you think Nnamdi Kanu is dead, then you are the greatest dreamer of all time.

According to Nnamdi Kanu, Buhari has not been to Saudi Arabia for Haj since 2017 unlike before.

It is observed that Buhari has traveled widely all over the world almost every fortnight. It is observed also that Buhari who is a very religious person is used to performing Haj every year except for when he was in incarceration or incapacitated.

However, the last time Buhari performed a Haj was in 2016 and despite the fact that he was traveling all over the world in the intervening period between 2016 and 2020, he has failed to perform any form of Haj for the past 4 years.

This development has given impetus to the charismatic leader of the IPOB to claim that the real Buhari was buried in Saudi Arabia because of his love for Islam; that this fact is unknown to the cabal who propt up the fake Buhari.
However, the fake Buhari is not so religious to be preoccupied with Haj and other Islamic activities to have interest of going to Saudi Arabia for Haj.

Watching television.

Olude193:
This picture is Photoshoped .


Op you are a big fool

Biiiig foooool indeed.

And so?

Covid-19 has brought out the best in OP.

Where's Dangote?

Mace0lane:
Obaza is indeed a criminal but when will you post fraudulent doing of the like of Ihedioha that bot a single car for 187 million

When will cursed n foolish Igbos learn to remove the log in your own eye before helping others.

17 divide by 187 = 11

Ihedioha as committed a fraud 11 times bigger than Obaza yet you or your bigoted father did not deem it fit to write a single alphabet about it yet you left your wretched region to be monitoring a Lagos that if it stop developing 1 trillion years from now none of your erosion raveged shithole state can meet in any sphere of development.

Upon all the money looted by Ikpeazu na only one wrap of eba with ofe nsala he was able to give. The likes of lousy mouth Abaribe, Ugwuayi Ekeweremadu Umahi n other lunatics you elected as representative are yet to give pure water. My brother you are indeed doomed with chronic hatred, irredeemable bigotry and excessive foolishness all trait of your tribesmen.

https://www.nairaland.com/5815934/n187-million-mercedes-benz-sprinter-ihedioha

Obasa's partner in crime spotted. Clap for yourself. Shameless.