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ZombieNation:
You are not an accident. Life and the universe did not spring up by accident. You did not evolve. You were created just like the Universe by a master Creator.

Your life has not been an accident. You were not born by mistake or by accident. You did not grow up, learn how to walk, read, write by accident.

Life is not by accident. Life is planned.

With that know that as people plan their lives, so also do conspiracies do occur on a daily basis.

There is provision for conspiracies in criminal law. The law knows that humans are smart and calculating and that most crimes do not happen by accident or spontaneously. The greater the crime, the more elaborate the conspiracy.

Don't be considered a fool.

The term ''conspiracy theory'' was coined by the establishment to disprove solid allegations against their own crimes and conspiracies.

I know that there's no smoke without fire.

Here we go again. Conspiracy theories.

ConcNiggress56:
This will be interesting

(Carries popcorn and 5-alive)

So, I've observed that my in-law is actually a yahoo boy..
I mean I thought he was a business man but what do they say about truth catching up with lies.

He married my cousin and my cousin is hardworking.. so, anytime, "client doesn't pay", my cousin funds the entire house needs for that period.

She's overwhelmed now and I saw her crying in the kitchen at some point.

My in-law doesn't like to play with his kids too. He shoves them away like cockroach and doesn't want them to come around when he's busy with his laptop.

It makes me cringe.

He's well to do though.. has 3 houses but no visible investment. Which means he only relies and burns off whatever his clients pay him.

Whatever he does, is none of my business but my cousin must not suffer..

Your turn..

Which turn be that? Na by force to do amebo?

Theriously?

So touching!

Authoreety:
Oga go and cut your finger nails...
Covid 19 could breed therein u know...

The OP is not the owner of the nails; it's the driver. Op is a passenger.

Exactly. I wonder what the Mods or anyone stands to lose by doing the needful. Rather, everyone (including the mods) stands to gain.

karo93:
We dont want anything to change the islamic arrangement. Weldone on that!

All we are asking for is a similar arrangement. Dont treat christians like out casts. Give us equality.

We dont want you to take away the muslim board. We just want a christian board too

Has anyone made this claim on this thread? You see the point made in the post. Unless you are a Muslim (because you sound like one), you can't just do what you did here to a post on Islamic beliefs.

Smakfge:
*30 QUESTIONS TO ✝️CHRISTIANS WHO BELIEVE THAT JESUS IS GOD.* Please Give me the answers and I will embrace Christianity right now!!!
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(NB. FEEL FREE TO CONSULT THE HOLY GHOST BEFORE ANSWERING )
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(1) If Jesus was GOD, then why Mark 15:34 says "And at the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice; "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"—
which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

(2) If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 8:28 Jesus said "I do nothing of myself"?
Can't GOD do anything he wills ?

(3) If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 14:28 Jesus said "My Father (GOD) is greater than I"?

(4) If Jesus was GOD, then why in Luke 23:46 Jesus said "Father
(GOD), into thy hands I commend my spirit"?
or is Jesus a Baby-God?

(5) If Jesus was GOD, then why in Mark 10:18 Jesus said “And Jesus said to him, ‘Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone.”?

(6) Also in Luke 18:19 Jesus said only GOD Almighty is Good: "Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good—
except God alone."

(7) If Jesus was GOD, then why in John 20:17 Jesus said "Do not
hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.' "

(coolIf Jesus was GOD, then how comes his own disciples in Matthew 16: 13-14 only knew him as one of the Prophets.

(9) If Jesus was God how comes he was seen sleeping in Matthew 8:24 yet God never sleep as reported in Psalms 121:4.

(9) If Jesus was God who forgives sins then how comes when we was wronged in Luke 23:34 he said that Father forgive them since they don't know what they are doing.

(10) If Jesus was GOD , then why in John 17:3 Jesus said that eternal life is believing in one God and believing in Jesus Christ who was sent by God.

(11) If Jesus was GOD, then why in Acts 2:22 it is stated that Jesus was a mere man from Nazareth and all miracles and wonders were made by God through him.

(12) If Jesus was GOD, how comes in Hebrew 2:9 he was just made a little lower than angels. Can God the creator of the universe be lower than his creation.

(13). If Jesus was GOD, how comes in Luke 22:43, he was strengthen by angels, Can God be strengthened by his creatures, how can God be this weak.

(14) If Jesus was GOD, then why in Luke 4:8, he said that it is written that worship and serve only God. How come he did not say that worship only me but made reference to God.

(15) If Jesus was God, how comes in Revelation 1:1 it is reported that this is the revelation of Jesus which God gave him yet he (Jesus) himself is God as you claim.

(16) If Jesus was God how comes in Luke 4:13 he was tempted by Satan yet in James 1:13 God cannot be tempted by evil.

(17) If Jesus was God, then how comes in Luke 2:21 he was circumcised . Do you really want us to believe that God was circumcised, do you believe that the man who circumcised Jesus was holding God by his penis !!!. Isn't this the greatest blasphemy.

(18) If Jesus was God then how comes in Mark 11: 13, he was very ignorant that he did not know that it was a season of figs. How can God be ignorant to this level.

(19). If Jesus was God, then how comes in Mark 11:12 he was hungry, How can God be hungry, isn't this blasphemy to God.

(20) If Jesus was God then how comes he said in Matthew 24:36 that he does not know the last day and hour. How can God be this ignorant and fail to know the last day of judgement.

(21). If Jesus is God how comes he had a tribe as stated in Revelation 5:5 that he was a Jew from the tribe of Juda. Can God have a tribe, does it make sense to you if you start treason.

(22) If Jesus was God then why did he say in Matthew 15:24 that he was only sent to the lost sheep of Israel. Can God be sent in the first place and can he be so tribal like this.

(23) If Jesus was God then how comes in Luke 11:37-38, he was seen eating food, he even forgotten to wash his hands before he ate because he was very hungry. Imagine God eating food . if Jesus a

te food, the end result is that the food had to be digested meaning that he visited the toilet, imagine God on a toilet !!! . let us start reasoning please.

(24) If Jesus was God, then how comes in John 18:22, he was slapped by one of the officers. Can God be slapped by a mere man. Jesus cannot be God.

(25) If Jesus was God, then how comes it is mentioned in Luke 2:40 that Jesus while still a child grew and filled with wisdom and the grace of God was with him. Which grace of God was with him if he was himself God.

(26) If Jesus was God, how comes that in Mark 1:35, He used to pray, which God was he praying to if he was himself God.

(27) If Jesus was God ,then why is it written in 1 Timothy 2:5 that there is one God and one mediator between God and men who is the man Jesus.
#المسيح_ليس_اله
#Jesus_is_not_a_GOD

(28). If Jesus was God, then why did Paul say in 2 Corinthians 1:1 that I Paul I am an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God.

(29). If Jesus was God, how comes in Acts 2:36, it is mentioned that GOD has made Jesus both Lord and Christ. Which God made Jesus Christ if he (Jesus) himself was God.

(30). If Jesus was God, then how comes in Hebrews 5:7, Jesus prayed while crying in strong tears so that God saves him from death and God heard his prayers by saving him from death.

OtemAtum:
The screenshot I made is how my profile looks like currently. I change the confession to my taste. So everybody knows that the confession was not by me but by an ignorant Muslim. Maybe you don't understand what I mean. Let me show you the quote on my profile again:

Very well. Duly noted.

The screen shot and any other thing won't matter. Why do you think that declaration is there on every Islamic thread?

OtemAtum:
Didn't you see the screenshot I put below my comment?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11468497_screenshot20200503173128_jpegf777288220458ac1438753d08f1bc55d
I can do same for Christianity can't I?
However, I am not an atheists Sha. I'm only a knower of God Almighty which created Jehovah and Allah.

Atikuorbuhari:
Following the order of wearing face masks compulsorily to reduce the spread of COVID19, many have been getting very creative.

One of which is this welder who used metals around him, utilised it and made his own face mask.

SEE REACTIONS: http://www.musictori.com/2020/05/welder-uses-metal-to-make-his-face.html

Madness taken too far.

Durentt:
How do i put my body through pains (my penis particularly) To remind myself that life is cruel and not to be easy always.

Starving?
Cutting myself?
Please share

Are you a masochist? Why do you want pain, just like that?

Davash222:
Almajiri must go!!

Yes. It will send the right signal post COVID-19. Almajiri should be a thing of the past.

Messier

OtemAtum:
Religious ppl ehn. Anyway, if Seun should create a separate section for Christians, I will still enter there and click ''yes' to whatever they want me to say Yet that does not stop me from having the knowledge that the Christian god is still in his spiritual cage. You might need to see what I turned the MUSLIM DECLARATION in my profile to

If you do then you will have declared that you are a Christian and will be regarded as such, rather than the atheist you proclaim to be?

CAPSLOCKED:
IN ALL MY YEARS ON NAIRALAND, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MUSLIM ON THREADS OF CHRISTIANS TALKING SHIT ABOUT CHRISTIANITY.

BUT TILL TOMORROW, CHRISTIANS WILL ALWAYS BE ON MUSLIM THREADS TALKING NONSENSE.

CHRISTIANS ARE TROUBLEMAKERS. IT IS THEM THAT COME TO MY HOUSE TO WARN ME THAT I'LL GO TO HELL FOR MY SINS. ON THE STREETS, IN THE BUSES, EVEN IN MY SLEEP.. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE WITH ONE OR TWO THINGS TO SAY TO ME.
BUT MUSLIMS WILL NEVER DO THAT.

IT IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT MUSLIMS ON THIS FORUM BECAUSE CHRISTIANS WILL NEVER LET THEM HAVE PEACE.

Really?

xreal:
This thread will be deleted soon.

You have said and suggested the truth.

I only wish that the Mods shouldn't do that, at least, in the spirit of the fight for a cure for Covid-19.

I mean, why do we fight the government and criticize them over equal rights and justice when we don't even practice what we preach?

The continued acts of religious discrimination and Favoritism by Nairaland Mods should really be looked into.

It makes no sense to have unequal rules for different religions on this platform. The rule that requires a member of this popular social media to state that he is a Muslim before he can comment on certain posts/threads must be reassessed, especially since that is not required for posts related to other religions including Christianity, paganism, traditional religions, etc.

If such rules are made to avoid abuse of Islamic beliefs, why then allow people from other religions to insult the belief systems of Christians, traditional worshippers, etc? This is unfair and must be revisited.

The Mods must realize that other adherents equally feel bad when a none adherent mocks their beliefs; being scandalized is not the exclusive preserve of a particular set of people. Rather It is part of the nature and make up of every religious person.

A worshippers must be given equal emotional security such that only people of same faith should be allowed to criticize their own faith. Otherwise, all religious posts and/or threads should be open for any body's comments regardless of his beliefs.

Anything short of this would suggest that we are not different from the the politicians who employ religious discrimination and Favoritism to divide and cause disunity amongst Nigerians.

My take.

Nwanyiogwashi:
The audio billionaires from the land of children of hate was making sure that their people were well taken care of with different type of palliatives but the real billionaires turn their face on your region and allow hunger and one million boys to wire your region well well and allow federal government to share expired rice for your region as palliative

Have mercy on DEROX for he's ignorant.

That's reassuring.

WW3 loading.

Veebliz:
Some grammatical mistakes you make and things you say wrong.
in Nigeria”

Respect, man. Respect.

Well...

Interesting stuff

Gadafii:
Chats with naija babes are so mechanical and one way traffic,its not job interview na baby girl.

They can't home constructive conversation for 29mins, neither can they reply with good response, he dey quick tire me, no time

Intelligent conversation be like rocket science to many of them...I once texted a girl "good morning and how are you,she replied 'fine' the kind vex wey I vexed that day ehhn...this is not about whether they like u or not, its an habit many of them have learnt overtime,that its the duty of the guy to make the conversation fun,interesting or even long, they interject with "Kk" , "lol" ,"aiii", "lmao" , "ikr" after you don type something constructive

Nna mehn. They can kee man morale no be small.

StarUp:
Issorite...

Beating about Aso rock.

In fact, she's committing sexual harassment.

Na wah o. So we can't see her beauty and energetic display any longer. RIP.

homeboy205:
I understand, but check a situation out.

Let’s say you have 10m in your bank account today and you REALLY REALLY wish to drive a Benz(I MEAN THOSE MONEY YOU WILL SPEND WITHOUT THINKING TWICE NO MATTER WHAT). You can still opt for 3m Benz just to be safe.

Ok. You are my friend, you just bought Benz of 3m, in this Nigeria economy. I know you don’t have only 3m, I will predict you having 5m(not to exaggerate)...

But after buying the car if you go lowest key and let 1 or 2 people know you are broke. (I mean having people buy fuel in the new Benz)Mehn believe me everybody will believe you are broke..

What OP is trying to say is that those homeboys are broke and they are driving big cars forming big boys. You need to stay under the same roof with anyone before concluding they are broke.


So to answer own questions , IF YOU DONT ACT BROKE IN NIGERIA THEY WILL DRAIN YOU ....

I have first hand experience...

I like the concluding paragraph: "if you don't act broke in Nigeria they will drain you".

That is the truth about Nigeria.