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jeffchinedu:
Pls house i need your help and advice on the solution to my baby skin problem, it has bn like dis for over three month after seeing a doctor it refuses to go. Pls someone help with a better way of doing helping my baby. God bless in ur effort towards this.

If your baby is mostly indoors, try taking him out often. Let him get more exposed to natural air (and sunlight when the sun is not too high up). Had similar issues with one of my kids and I learnt to do the above, and now it's history.

Why the men their faces dey somehow?

Their faces be as e get.

What!

Sign of efforts to sustain 'it'.

aeroplane is about to crash.

Just wait for it.

How come this police brutality and extra judicial killings hardly take place in the noorth? Why always in the south?

Exc2000:




most migration during this lockdown reflects Nigeria's true economic hotzone

Migration pattern has been .. From NorthWest -to - SouthWest , NorthWest -to- SouthSouth, SouthEast -to- SouthWest, SouthEast -to- SouthSouth

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What an analysis! Oya, clap for yaself. Keep on deceiving yourself.

What a BIG fool!

Smoke55:
what Should Baffle You Is How A Secondary School Drop Out And A Cow Herder Managed To Be Your President.

You go kee pesin o.

Solearr:
Should I continue??

Why not, if not?

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Op, I don't think your gf loves you enough for marriage. If she's given the opportunity, she'll leave you for another man, especially now that she is almost done with school and may not be needing your help and support as before.
What if your girl friend is picking quarrels with you to push you into separating so she can marry a "better guy".
Fear women, especially the ones that accepted you when they needed your help. Once their condition improves it's just few of them that remain true.

True talk. I can relate.

Still waiting for the mods to react to this.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Pocohantas, Seun,..

This wan na erotica!

Dayum.

Solearr:
Frankly I was excited at the prospect of earning money from writing

Sigh

Kpele.

Solearr:
0263808440
Gtb
Thanks

Seriously?

Was joking.

Solearr:
Don't be so sure

My writing doesn't feed me so technically I am a starving writer

O blimey! Sorry. Ngwanu, forward it.

ObaOfUyo:
Ask for the OPs acct details so as to encourage him better and make the updates more timely.......

Op is not a hungry author.

Waiting for the next post.

Mrfeel:
That audio could be from anyone anywhere, I won't believe that is shekua till I see a video of him


They are framing up shekua with fake audio

Even that can be arranged.

GboyegaD:
This your number 3 though.... I can't imagine someone apologizing over and over again for a crime not committed and I sure would detest it s a man.

If you can't apologize, whether you are right or wrong, then you are not ready for marriage yet. It doesn't matter if you are the man or the woman.

Solearr:
Comments before I continue

I comment. Oya continue.

Sooo many terrorists in the mosques claiming to be practicing the religion of 'peace'.

Just imagine the myopia!

The man behind one of 2020's most popular viral videos also spoke about his enduring disdain for Luis Suarez, despite being a Barcelona fan

Benjamin Aidoo, the man behind the viral ‘dancing pallbearers’ meme, says he would be honoured to 'take Ronaldinho to his final home’.

Aidoo set up Nana Otafrija Pallbearing and Waiting Services in Accra in 2007, aiming to bring some joy into the funeral service by celebrating the life of the deceased with music and dance.

"Some people don't want to cry anymore,” Aidoo explained to Foot Mercato. “Others do cry, but whether they want to cry or not, we make them happy, we make them happy thanks to what we do.”

The company have now become famous beyond Ghana and all over the world, with one video of their service in particular finding popularity on social media.

A supporter of Barcelona and Chelsea, Aidoo was jokingly asked which footballer he would most like to take to their grave.

“I wish them a long life, of course, but if I had that chance, I dream of driving Ronaldinho to his last home!” he said. “Then Maradona and finally Messi. Ronaldinho is a player who has always impressed me.

“It would be a tribute from the dancer that I am to the dancer that he was in the field.”

There is some conflict in Aidoo’s footballing allegiance. As a Barca fan, he admits finding it difficult celebrating the success of Luis Suarez – the man who helped dump Ghana out of the 2010 World Cup with his last-gasp handball on the line to deny a certain goal.

“I'm divided. I am ashamed. I feel so bad,” he said. “Whenever I see this player, even when I hear his name, Suarez, I am sad.

“Because a hand from Suarez made my Ghana team return home without being able to play in the semi-finals, which was terrible.

“We have a saying here for Suarez. The name Suarez means the impossible. If you want to achieve something or go somewhere and Suarez is there, it means that you will not succeed. If you really want something and Suarez is there, you can never reach it.”

The resulting penalty from Suarez’ handball was infamously missed by Asamoah Gyan, Ghana’s top appearance-maker and record goalscorer. Despite his many accomplishments, Aidoo says many still haven’t forgiven him.

“No, no, they still haven't forgiven him,” he said. “You know that Ghanaians do not forgive.

“The day he missed the penalty, some Ghanaians went to his mother's house and harassed her. His failure had consequences on her mother's health after that, it was really sad.

“So his mother told Asamoah to never take a penalty in his life again. This is why you will never see Asamoah again venture to take a penalty. Because he promised never to risk it again, and now that his mother is 80 years old, I think he is following his wish, never to take a penalty for Ghana again."

Source: https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/coffin-dance-pallbearer-picks-ronaldinho-as-the-footballer/1s1onofxzq7ie1w1t5t4uns6fp

johnkey:
Please what is tiktok? I've been hearing it everywhere these days

It is derived from the novel by Dean Koontz, "Tick Tock".

Exc2000:



Non of my damn Business , Both Northerners and Easterners are both economic migrants almajiri who fail to concentrate human capital development on their region, while north refuse education just to start rearing cattles and planting crops for money, or coming down south to hustle... the East simply ditch education to go and be shop attendant and trade apprentiship in other region or commit crime and when Northerners make money he rushes home to marry as many wives as he can and goes to mecca just to be called alhaji, and when Easterners also make money from other region they rush back home to build an empty mansion inside thick forest in their village, they pay their eze to get chieftancy tittle and start spending what they toiled for years to get in a matter of few days in December to january


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Clap for yasef. At least, you've proven to be a good nollywood fan.

Terrorists with Covid-19.

'Fullishness' taken too far.

I didn't personalize it. If you quote me wrongly and wrongfully thunder go fire you.

sauceEEP:
This happened in 2012

Yes. Even the plate number says it was registered in 2012 or thereabouts.

More details, please.