₦airaland Forum

trutht828:
People were not laughing at it between 2015 and 2017. Why will they now start laughing from 2017?

It maybe because the man in Aso rock isn't Buhari.

The thing is somehow ọ. For 4 good years of no other mode of dressing. It's somehow.

kingPhidel:
She has terrible ogbomosho tribal marks... That's why op crop the head of the picture ..

Why ogbomosho?

Instead of venting his frustration on his ex-wife and destroy her, he wants to destroy an entire continent?

blasted12:
You can imagine how the guy even has friends. If the OP lived in my neighborhood, I wouldn't even say hello when I pass him by

Who needs your hello? Salutation, they say, is not love.

Proletariat:
Is it joblessness or lockdown that inspires such irrelevant thoughts?

Or the need to start a conversation however aimless it is?

If you had a job you wouldn't be responding to a jobless man or an aimless post.

Olugbanko:
only demented folks like you would join up with you in such a baseless conversation... mtcew!

But since you have joined in the conversation, does it mean you are demented?

IDeyNL:
I want to doubt that most people that make up IPOB are in the same IQ level as this OP.

I can't imagine someone whose brain is functional would think like this. This is real craze.

No organization should allow such an OP in their midst.

If you can't imagine it, that's your problem. It only means you lack imagination.

Frankdoz8:
This same impostor, Jubril al-Sudani had been expose in numerous instances, the latest being "Hole in Buhari Neck" which the presidency have declined to address when trending on twitter for days now. Anyone can join the conversation on twitter using #HoleinBuhariNeck

This 'hole in the neck', I believe is just sign of aging. I have observed it in pre-2016 pictures of PMB.

Frankdoz8:
yes of course, the pre-2015 buhari we know had a bald head as already shown in the pic above, the present impostor and occupier of aso rock didn't have that. Otherwise he should remove his cap and prove Nnamdi kanu wrong.

What you have said makes some sense. But baldness can be arranged for him by a good barber if that's the reason.

Frankdoz8:
Buhari is dead and buried in Saudi Arabia, as alleged by Nnamdi kanu. The man is aso rock is jubril from Sudan. Tinubu and other Yoruba Muslims knew this truth, otherwise they would have force that thing in aso rock to remove his cap and prove Nnamdi kanu wrong.

Are you seriously saying that that is why he hasn't removed his cap in public since he came back from London in 2017?

I am asking for a friend too.

Soulsymbol99:
This pix reminds me of when we as a country were abt to enter the one chance bus

Just be patient till the bus gets to the destination or when the 1 chance driver pushes you out.

It has been observed that PMB has not appeared in public without a cap for the past 4 years since he returned from London in 2017. Even throughout the election campaigns in 2019 Buhari never for once came out with his head uncovered in pictures or public unlike in previous elections.

I notice that he is very handsome in corporate attires like the pics below.

Just curious.

What could be the reason.

dirtydiva:
Good one from him but na underground campaign he just kicked off against next election in Anambra state

Makes no difference whatever his motive. Make others kick off their own.

Giwoni:
My Love Experience

Good day NLanders

I'm a medical student, and gf ( not sure what to call her now) is in MLS. We are both in same level (500l).

It all started in 2015, when we gained admission into the University. We began to read together and subsequently I started teaching her. Later on, she made me to read and susummarize her course topics (which I did for up to her 300 level) for her as she usually found it difficult to read with textbooks and understand the contents.

Months before my 2nd MBBS examinations, I began to notice changes in her attitude and behaviour towards me, up to the point that she told me that if I did not pass that examinations that, she will forget about me. But as God may have it, I passed successfully.

Financially, it started right in year one as I celebrated her and her mummy's Christmas from my own pocket. It got to a point that I usually give her her money almost every day (for up to 5yrs) Whenever, I'm traveling in any of our vacations, I usually give money for upkeep until I'm back.

In 300l, I bought her gift worth almost 30k and also celebrated her birthday which she demanded I get her 'point and kill cat fish' that cost 9k.

I usually pay for her textbooks and seminar work as we are all in medical school, I really do a lot for her, as she always told me she would never leave me right from yr 1 to 500l after which she started telling me, their people from Anambra will not let her marry people from Ebonyi State.

She's has known this for all her life, but decided to bring it up just now, when I'm beginning my marriage plans with her, She's started giving me unnecessary excuses in one form or the other.

In 400L, my elder brother told me that I should leave my medical school here to go and study the same medicine abroad. Because of her, I told him that I want to finish my school here since I am already in 400 level. That after my MBBS degree, I can then go abroad for my Masters degree...

This January, my elder brother told me that since I would be graduating in 2022 (which supposed to be 2021 but due to strike before the 2019 election) which is two years time, that I should be planning to get married before I leave this country.

This made me to ask her again if we are ending up together and she told me that she has to seek for her mother's consent, and would give me a feedback.

Before, she travelled (this is just before the lock down) as she was complaining that she does not have any money on her to eat and she want to go and learn how to plait hair which will cost her #8,000, I gave her #16,000. The next day after collecting the money, she told me that she received a call from her mother that she must come back to her State and she travelled with that money without learning anything.

Yesterday by 8:24pm, I called her to tell me the outcome of her mother's discussion with her. She told me that her mother insisted that she cannot marry an Ebonyi man, and she cannot go outside her mother's decision.

In conclusion, she told me that she cannot marry me.

Well, as expected, I'm bracing myself up for insults, (I really don't mind this right now) but amidst the insults, pls advice a brother who's fighting emotionally.

thanks

Your mumu Don do. You beta sever all ties with this parasite of a gal before she ruins you for life.

Where is the proof.?

When she was still looking for her Johnny.

Ekpeitit:
You can't even spell army, I hope they finish you.Yeye people.

See your life? When it's your turn, please cry, just receive it in good faith.

sonofanarchy:
as far the person no delete my future,I have nothing to be scared of

But, how would you know if you don't know what was deleted.

Wayo Padre. Shameless priest.

seunmohmoh:
Stop booking space and go to bed. Mtcheew

Is it your space? Stop using my mention to book space, abi you no de sleep?

Kyari's death could have been avoided if only he was disciplined about WHO guidelines on Covid-19, yet people in government are still acting irresponsibly.

Borrow money to marry ke. What nonsense!

Ladies, have you heard? She who has an ear let her hear.

KINGBEN1:
There exist the vacancy for the chief of Staff.

I have the following people as strong guess for this position in no particular order of preference:

1. Gen. Mongonu rtd.

General Mohammed Babagana Monguno is a retired Nigerian military general and current National Security Adviser. He was the Chief of Defence Intelligence from July 2009 to September 2011; and the Commander of the Brigade of Guards from 2007 to 2009.


2. Boss Mustapha

Boss Gidahyelda Mustapha is a Nigerian lawyer, businessman, management consultant, politician, and current Secretary to the Government of the Federation. He was previously Managing Director, Nigerian Inland Waterways Authority until his appointment as SGF by President Muhammad Buhari on 30 October 2017


3. Rauf Aregbeshola

Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola is the current Minister of the Federal Ministry of Interior of Nigeria. Before that he was the fourth civilian governor of Osun State. He is a native of Ilesa, Osun.


4. Mamman Daura

Mamman Daura is a Nigerian journalist and businessman who is a prominent member of the Kaduna Mafia. He was appointed editor of the New Nigerian newspaper a few months after completing his graduate degree. He is an uncle and long time close associate of Muhammadu Buhari.

5. Adnan Duara
Cousin to the President.



Plz what do you think... Let's see your list

None of these persons will be chosen.

Theriously scary

You killed some and captured some alive for what? So you can free them later as repentant insurgents? God punish all of you.

Imagine the disparity between Katsina and some other states in the south. Katsina alone is more than the entire southeastern states combined.

What am I even saying? It more than the entire southeast and south-south combined.

dazangel11:
With a total of 133,227 beneficiaries, Katsina State is the highest recipient of the Federal Government’s Conditional Cash Transfer programme.

Lagos, Delta and Borno states had zero beneficiaries, according to an infographic published by the International Centre for Investigative Reporting on states captured in the CCT scheme and their respective number of beneficiaries as of April 9, 2020.

Data from the infographic showed that Katsina had the highest number ofLagos, Delta and Borno states had zero beneficiaries, according to an infographic published by the International Centre for Investigative Reporting on states captured in the CCT scheme and their respective number of beneficiaries as of April 9, 2020.

Data from the infographic showed that Katsina had the highest number of beneficiaries, followed by Zamfara and Jigawa.


The infographic, which was created on April 11, 2020, stated its source as the National Cash Transfer Office and revealed that 1,126,211 households were currently benefiting from the CCT programme.

Zamfara, Jigawa, Kano, Plateau, Kebbi, Kogi, and Benue states had 130,764; 99,044; 84,148; 78,430; 76,026; 62,129; and 58,943 beneficiaries respectively.

Nasarawa, Kaduna, Kwara, Gombe, Akwa Ibom, Yobe, and Bauchi states had 48,687; 35,384; 32,218; 26,532; 24,929; 24,814; and 23,305 beneficiaries respectively.
The number of beneficiaries in the Federal Capital Territory, Niger, Taraba, Adamawa, Osun, Oyo, and Cross River states were 20,129; 19,898; 17,803; 16,988; 15,572; 13,811; and 11,998 respectively.

For Edo, Bayelsa, Rivers, Abia, Anambra, and Imo states, the number of beneficiaries were 11,368; 9,805; 9,596; 9,347; 8,105; and 7,220 respectively.
https://punchng.com/

What did you expect?

mushystuff:
This is so hilarious!
Guy man prof is taking no prisoners! The sign for trespassing vehicles looks pretty old like it's been there a long time while that for cows is apparently in response to recent developments where cattle and their herders now forget the meaning of peaceful coexistence.

It'll be a real spectacle to see a hanging cow!

True.
That of vehicles had been there over the years. That of the cows is recent.

This post is a good comic relief I tell ya.