₦airaland Forum

Naijasinglegirl:
you've got to be kidding me

No kidding. A 3 piece suit can't hide an aszhole

Once had the pleasure of being a guest at an interview panel. Some of these guys are terrible perverts!

A gorgeously attractive lady came in, and the interviewer promptly lost his head.

After all the professional questions, which she answered brilliantly, the next thing I heard him say was "When in the month does your monthly cycle fall"?

I was like Wtf? The girl looked embarrassed.

" sir I dont quite understand ", she replied shyly.
" I mean umm".. He looked at me, hoping I was on the same page. I gave him a Blunt look. He looked at the others on seat. We all looked back at him in shock.

"wen is your... "
" Thanks for your time. We will be in touch ", I cut in sharply..

Disappointing really, that in this day and age, we will be talking about waec qualification to rule a nation. Chai!

inspiredm:
Yeah, the Brother is an Exec Director now in Ecobank, We still do Business With them

Cheers
Inspired

Yea.. Worked directly with the brother. Not heard from Mr Dayo in a long while though

Yea ryt

Once worked with Mr Dayo's Elder brother. Know both of them well.. Didnt know he got the ford from you. Nice

Not gonna happen. If they set foot on naija soil, must be under request, as they're part of the multinational force.
Foreign media always looking to exploit everything

slap1:
Down where?

Down Below

candy:
APC over PDP...She's APC at heart

Yea she's APC at heart, and she's PDP down there

madness

cool

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] [b] To get an idea of this whole APC propaganda connundrum you must come to an understanding of the multi complexity of running an opposition in a third world country.First and foremost you must have a media wing to inform and misinform for your interest this includes regular presence throughout the local and foreign digital spectrum (Tv,radio,print even social media-álà apc nairaland mod, e-warriors,e-rats and he-goats) at the same time fund a military wing to kill,terrorise,embarrass and cast aspersions or doubts-regularly exacerbated (add salt and pepper) by your media wing thus boosting Boko haram's morale for more massacres and gunfights with our gallant soldiers- on the government whilst also projecting your opposition in shining light to the people with jingos,slogans eg 'sai buhari'-never mind the ethnocentric meaning and very murderous intent of that particular jingo- .....The synergy btw this two wings is key.And that synergy is the main reason we have the APC,the hypocrisy,lies and media propaganda....This synergy is unlike what we have ever come across before because of its complexities across board-where you have moles and traitors in each camp- but our saving grace is that Nigerians are more enlightened in this digital age and can seek for alternative news streams,livefeeds,perspectives and opinions to buttress facts.....and cannot be fed lies by media monoplies as it was in the 80s.[/b] [/color]

Hmm.. ur very brilliant

A woman's problems start the day she sees a man as a solution to her problems.

Nice writeup @op

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rozayx5:
rich gang - life style

Poor Neur has no sponsor..

Hadone:
So what, is he not a human beign? Just yesterday i found my self calling my ex name in place of my wife. But what followed after the blunder is what i will not tell you.

YOU found this on your car the next morning
"NO SEX FOR 6 WEEKS! love u"

I think the only boobz you've seen are "loyal" boobz pointing down to the earth

The day you see a GALLANT bobby.. You will be like

Your hands will be itching for a touch.. Your "middle Belt" will stand in awe

And the first touch will send you straight to a 10 second coma

menix:
Am very sure most pple callin him gay did not read d OP's post..

@OP... U re not alone jawe..
Was wiv my supposedly gal fwend on thursday nd she kept enticing mii wiv her big every nd within her she thinks I care not knowing I ve got plans to call it quit cous I don't like em big.

4 some of us, notin fascinating abt Ukwu nd bobbii..
Buh wen I see a skinny chic nd culd see d bony frame of dat punnii o boy!!! I get high....

Abeg give me ur 'would be ex' number..

One man's meat tins

Nneka123:
i don't really blame them, this harmattan is evil!. the other day i woke up, it was as if my legs were placed on a semovita powder, not cool!

Lol.. Funny

The day she has an argument with hubby and he threatens to beat her, she will show him this picture and say " Honey, remember this picture? Carrying you like a 3 month old baby, with no strain on my face? That same strength can treat your fuckkup anytime. Don't ask for it. Love you"

easy4beno:
I do not want to doubt if the story is real or not from the poster's moniker but at least whichever way it will definitely meet someone's need somewhere.

The first thing I want you to know is that what you are going through is quite normal and you have a hope of brighter end, every marriage would go through its own challenges at a time or the other, it is what I call REALITY and those challenges if managed well strengthens a marriage. Now the next thing for you to do is to stay away from that your aunty that's planting a seed of divorce in you, early withdrawal from her will stop such seed from germinating in you, and you will be happy for it at the end, these kind of wrong advices are what crushes a home beyond repairs and jeopardizes hope of reconciliation, and pls don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should fight your aunty, all you need do is just keep a distance and DO NOT seek advice of this kind from her again.

Then to the main issue, I believe all your husband needs is just further understanding about both of you and how often he needs to satisfy his wife sexually, he needs to know that its not a sin or bad to be doing his wife every now and then, my dear, it is God ordained, its a basic thing in the home, for a marriage to work, it is a machine that needs to be greased often. This is how I would advise you to go about it, you should know that its not a bad thing for you to have such urge every now and then, its better for you to have it often than not to be having the urge. Please you need to be closer to your husband, you need to show him extra care, be involved in almost all his endeavours, I emphasize again that you should show extra care and be open to each other, he might just be going through some things, and trust me sometimes when things don't go well especially financially our di. cks may not be hard, because its a psychological state of mind and once its not balanced its not also balanced down there.

Lastly I would urge you to pray about the situation and pray for him also, in however language and religion that you can, it is a fact that life is spiritual, so to tackle a problem, sometimes we need to explore all possible angles to it, and if it remains as status quo which is likely not, I can tell you that you both should see a marriage counsellor, everybody needs help, there's nothing like a perfect person, so one way or the other we need to seek for further knowledge and guidance in handling some issues, they say a tree does not make a forest, so in other words, we may not live a fulfilled life if we don't help one another, I believe if you try this, they would definitely work for you and just be positive minded.

I hope this piece helps a great deal.
Bless!

podosci:
Do you only watch NTA?....dont you watch CNN or BBC....Av you listened to Pres Obama or Putin speak?

Yes I have. I know we will get a leader with such oratory skills one day.
You can't compare us with them yet.

Now that's how to nail a speech

All she will reply you is

K
K
Kk.
Ya
K
No
K

Well we all pay for sex one way or another.
Sex is not free. Nor even in marriage.

At least hookerz are fair about the price.

#just saying

Benilily:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. NAIRALANDERS, WISH ME WELL!!

Happy Birthday beautiful.
You look like a good singer

mainman7:
Lol. Why would an igbo guy like u say this?!

Bros you won't understand. I've experienced it first hand. Not once. Not twice.
It's crazy how, regardless of their nature, they still turn out to be the same. In a flash, they'll forget everything you've done for dem and go after the next big thing.


They never add anything meaningful to your life. Only interested in taking from you.

No offence to few good ones left

This is why i find it extremely hard to trust an igbo girl.
They're terribly short sighted and outrageously selfish. Obviously shes been cheating on him.
No hard feelings..

Very impressive