₦airaland Forum

DrDeuce:
This man was finally pushed out.

Dey play

FirstCounsel:
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This is a new one. Didn't know it was possible to employ armed security from DSS as a private person

Welcome to Nairaland where you see the absurd and read the unbelievable.

Wait till you read about someone advising you to report to the IG your missing pot of soup.

Max24:
Imagine how many will be guarding those that have more than one wife like Ned Nwoko and those northern senators.

You are asking when two are carrying Regina ' s bag and another three guarding the dogs at home?

MEEVEET:
Every refinery can store billions of litres

Now who is the Mugu?

Kpele o.
DANGOTE refinery storage manager.

What about the trillions of litres?

Chukwudi4naija:
Do you know the meaning of Fractional distillation?

No. I don't. Just like DANGOTE and his management team.

Elxandre:
You didn't do chemistry certainly.

I did not. Just like DANGOTE and his management team.

At least my friend on this platform who claims his sister working at DANGOTE refinery said 2025 is the operation date of the refinery can now sleep well.

If you are reading this, hi.

Local mafias working in conjunction with international conspirators.

God go shame all of una.

olarent:
You guy should educate we masses, it's means that you people know about petrol chemicals.

It simply means they know more than DANGOTE himself.

QED

MEEVEET:
When I hear things like this I just laugh 😂😂😂

Someone that has been producing diesel since

Abi you guys think you can use crude to produce one product? Lmaooo

In the cracking stages different products come out at different temperatures... You can't pick and choose which to produce

So, all the PMS that were produced since the production of diesel started were flush inside river Mugu .

The way some of you showcase your knowledge of elementary subjects with brazen ignorance and stupidity on this platform is sickening and shameful.

Perhaps, you know more than DANGOTE himself.

abba190:
how old are you sir?

You don't need to dignify him with a Sir

You should know how to identify Nairaland kids by now .

Antivirus92:
no, he wouldn't.
But kids from his region will always come out top in any examination in the same country despite going to school only four days a week.

Where is Mmesoma sef?

Perhaps, coming tops in UNN.

It seems if one goes to Google and type " sex scandal", the result is always Elisha Abbo.

Na wa oo.

Shey sex na food?

thesicilian:
The way you people talk trash with confidence on this forum is amazing.

You are old on this platform and so should know that you cannot under estimate the level of ignorance here. Brazen ignorance for that matter.

Bliss4Lyfe:
I should not comment here but i decided to join the show of heavy foolery.


It is foolery, u think Canada is Nigeria?


Do u know the meaning of due process, rule of law and fair hearing in Nigeria?

You are awake?

I was wondering whether you will not comment on your favorite topic since few days ago.

Action 1,2,3......

Ibile77:
be very careful in whatever you are doing in this life.

Aside being careful, the most important is to get wisdom as prescribed by the holy books so as not to be a fool at 48 like Aunty Amaka who should be scolding a child for what she is accused of.

Africankel:
Doesn't matter if she's born in Canada or not, as long as she holds a Canadian passport, she WILL NOT be deported.

The argument has changed from she cannot be arrested to she cannot be deported.

Soon, we are going to read " she will be made a Governor in Canada".

Though people may come for me but I think Oga Jonathan should be ashamed of this road.

Indeed, one of the pointers to the fact that he was truly not in charge.

obonujoker:
Tinubu is the worse president.

To cut hair now is 1,500... Because of this fuel wahala...

To every problem there is a solution.

To this one, just cut the head comot. Simple as ABC

900warriorz:
How does this affect the price of beans and garri in the market?

Your own no dey pass food?

If the guy go senior you, na by few months.

Soji! Wake up.

The wish, pride and joy of every parent is for their kids to surpass them in their chosen career.

Iyabo, I am happy for you.

Nobody should ask me about the career.

ajalawole:
so sancho not a human being. We African are too greedy agree go it. Gala will only pay his full salary with no bonus, but Chelsea want to pay 185k plus 40k on each goal scored. Bro do the maths if he is a good hitman.

Chelsea will pay 40k for each goal.?
Eskis sir, you must be related to Sabinus.

Which Chelsea is offering 185k? Oga , change your sources of information. They are misinforming you.

Haaland sef no collect 40k per goal.

Nairaland the comedy land.

frog12:
i said am before. osimhen is toast.

galatasaray are for dead logs
napoli just wan ruin the guy

Is it the same Napoli that will be happy that a team took him on loan from them abi another Napoli?

If the guy were to be a seasoned werey and decided to train with the under 23 or junior team at Napoli, he will earn his salary full and Napoli books of account will cry like a beaten baby. They dare not.

No Italian team can afford to pay a player such an humongous amount when he his not in the senior squared. No be every team be PSG o.

sulaak:
The Chelsea offer was a loan deal with an obligation to buy. Had he taken it, he would have been stuck with a $4 million per annum salary against his hefty $11 million with Napoli.

The Galatasaray deal is a straight-out loan deal between 2024 and 2025. In 2026, his contract with Napoli will end, so he is eating into the Napoli contract to the point that he can walk away.

Osihmen's only mistake was extending his contract with Napoli last year; that was a very poor decision that protected Napoli's assets but left him at the mercy of Napoli's owners.

Good analysis but it was the contract extension that gave him the jumbo salary he is presently earning.

salem1996:
At the end, he's now taking what he rejected, in a lower league

What did he reject?

haybhi1:
Napoli still at loss. They still have to pay his fees. They had a choice to have sold him for 80M and be free of his wages. Now they still have to pay him always.

Napoli were greedy. The Saudis were ready to pay the earlier agreed fee only for Napoli to insist on additional 5 million Euros.

They should thank Osimen for accepting the Turkiye offer otherwise they would have paid the guy free money at least till the January window.

victory36:
Osimhen doesn't seem to have good advisers. He could have taken the Chelsea offer and build from there. With the way this is going, he might be forgotten in 4 years

The same Chelsea offer that is ridiculous abi another one?

Can Chelsea offer what he earns at Napoli?
Can Chelsea pay half of the Saudi offer?

Update yourself bro.

Her pain is nothing more than the millage the guy has put on her Totometer.

All these antelop tears na wash. Tell Nigerians wetin dey pain you. Some are ready for leftovers.

You suppose know when you be spear tyre.

ajebuter:
I agree with your submission until you got to the part about citizenship by birth not being revokable

Remember the British born Shamina Begun?

As a teenager, she ran away from school, travelled to syria to join ISIS, married ISIS member and later lost all...She became a refugee in Syria, remembered her citizenship status as a British and tried to return pleading childhood innocence, ignorance and brain washing...UK totally revoked her citizenship , she went to court, house of common , and all yet , the final verdict? Permanent revocation of her British citizenship as a British born person

So, in certain cases and in some countries, even citizenship by birth can be revoked

And take note that Canada is like the Annex of UK

The story of Shamina is one most certainly that people on Nairaland are reading for the first time. Probably because, most are ignorant here and are totally unaware or perhaps want to wear their ignorance as a label.
Elementary Civics Education should be introduced on this forum and I think it should start with a lesson on Citizenship.

rumenase:
they don’t punish the officers that are being caught that’s why others will keep doing it

Totally agree with you.

maestro299:
Bruno was invisible today.
Casemiro was completely rubbish. I can't wait for Ugarte.
Mainoo was overworked. The guy really tried.

Rashford should never be near a Man Utd starting lineup. Ten Hag should have replaced Rashford instead and put Garnacho on the left while Amad attacked from right.

Dalot had an ok game. Same with Mazroui.
I was impressed with de Ligt. His ball recovery was very good.

All in all, on to the next game.
GGMU.

You are a real fan. Kudos and respect.
It is only a real and original fan that can spot an iota of hope in a gloomy situation.

Honestey:
Lai ri se si ile epo

Abi o.