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Kobe Mainoo, the disaster waiting to happen has been found out. Just put a player on him because a mistake is a certainty.

As for Ten Hag, give him Messi plus Ronaldo in addition to Haaland and the highest he can win is Carabao.

Ten Hag, shame no dey catch you? Two losses from three matches including two at home?

Honestey:
Please ma and sir, how do I greet my ManU fan boss at work tomorrow oooo?

E ku panel beating ana.

oliverano:


Playing with semantics and jumping from pillar to post with paragraphs of essay after essay on why Chelsea must win. I've actually read three of your essays on this match thread and was just laughing through out lol.

I only pity punters because, imagine someone who actually followed your essay abi advice and put good money on this game.

Chelsea failed to win...run o o, I say run!!!

Na the appropriate term you do use for am, " jumping from pillar to post".

I am as surprised as you are that someone can be speaking big big English on top EPL that the Oyinbo themselves cannot predict.

Nothing can wash the curse away.

As more are being caught, others are still doing it.

Na who curse police na?

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

If you want to make it through betting

Then you must put on your intellectual cap
Psychologically you must be sound...
Logically you must be good

And you must avoid being emotional

Like today game

Chelsea is winning....no matter what crystal Palace will play...even if they bring in Ronaldo and messi they can't draw or win Chelsea because psychologically Chelsea scored too many goals in their last game
..so psychologically that moral is very much there for them to win this one

Professor of Psychology.

Na the same mouth una go soon use to curse Maresca

GreatOchuks:
Because it's one of the gadgets used for the job , if you meet a hooker pressing an Infinix and she says 50k per night , you will price her 15k or even 10k but when you approach a hooker flaunting an iPhone 15 pro max (even when she doesn't have data or even know how to operate it ) when she tell you her price till dawn is 150k , you will start pricing from 50k upwards .

That's because you will just assume she's a top class hooker

You are absolutely correct.

Care to share other experiences?

With all due respect, the first name of the Minister is a great influence on how he thinks.

Increase the price here to any level and that will not stop the smuggling because the next door neighbor has neither refinery nor crude oil. They rely soley on what is smuggled in.

Simple common sense.

iLoveYouToo:
I have no pity for them, let tem come back

Crab mentality.

The only way you can know you have escaped village people is when you escape the immigration officials. Even the ones in Naija are worse than your village people.

OgbeniOja1:
why don't the sex workers sell the iPhones worth over a million an do some business with the money. aren't they tired of selling their bodies??

That is the business that gave the iPhones.
You cannot bite the finger that feeds you.

The question should have been, why going to the '" office'" with such expensive phone especially at the time of the night?

Cmanforall:
Lol
Oh.... and the money from Saudi can be used to bribe the corrupt ones

The reason Nigerians should be worried for future of Super Eagles. Why are the junior football teams ( e.g. U23) aren't producing stars? Checkout Spain, England, France etc., they are already filling their senior teams with younger players.

The people that are supposed to be worried are indeed not bothered. In this same country a former NFF head said his concern is ONLY the Super Eagles and not any age grade team.

Cmanforall:
Money

This guy may not play for Nigeria again

Unfortunately, Nigeria U23 players are not reallt being heard of
If only the qualified for the Olympics

Osimen may not play for Nigeria again?

Eskis sir, If Osimen goes to Haiti today, he will still be in the super eagles barring injury for the next four years?

Is is the same Osimen that refuses to apologize for insulting his national team coach probably because their are NFF bigwigs in his pocket abi another Osimen?

Meerahbel:
Hmmm, are we aware that the current price hike should re direct our mind to cut wastage?

We put on electricity in the room on when not in use or in homes and go to work.

Our security light ON throughout the day. We ON the TV when no one is watching it.

ON the freezer when all items there are freezed, the behaviour is on and on. The fan and Aircon on and go to work?

With my little economy, can you imagine how much we waste with such attitude as a Nation if monetized?

Little did we know of the implications of our collective behaviours in this regard.

I do believe, if we continue to educate ourselves to live right, we would get it right but not in a day.

*Discipline* is the key word. Wishing you a fruitful Friday.

Just the same thing I was telling someone yesterday. That is the way they leave " in the abroad" that Nigerians are dreaming of.
I even added that, it is not compulsory you attend a church that the transport cost will tear your pocket. After all, Jesus no lost. He is readily available in the church two houses a way from you. And where there is non, gather your children and wife, sing praise and worship for ten minutes, pray for 5 minutes and share the grace.

Na now everybody go get sense.

MadamVanessa:



See what a black man is reporting as news and celebrating in this present time. We're so used to to mediocrity in this part of the world.

You have been repeating this for long.
Get creative for once!

leodregat:
It's not high speed and the coaches are 2nd-hand trains Sanwolu but from Canada. But it's a good start at least, especially since it took Lagos more than 20 years to complete this rail system

You will be better off in your life learning how to spell "bought" rather than getting agitated over Sanwo-Olu' or second hand trains.

UrPapa:
Most of these tribal stuffs originated from Nairaland

NAIRALAND IS THE ORIGIN OF TRIBALISM IM NIGERIA

Is Nairaland the only social media platform.

Go and see wonder and hatred on Twitter

jogojogo:
It will take only an animal brain to push out some comments I am reading
Certainly humanity is dead if it ever exist in some humans

Social media has democratized stupidity in Nigeria in case you do not know.

The most idiotic these days are those with little knowledge, phones and most times cheap data.

Ajens1991:
Stop drinking hot whiskey, you will not hear...
Hot whiskey in a hot climate... Oyibo man wey carry whiskey come, their climate nor be the same with our own oo

He said you should pray for him. If you cannot do that, why not leave him to battle for his life in peace?

He that has no sin should cast the first stone.

Dem never chew finish the one wey full their mouth. Na to threaten the whole world with WW3 remain.

He that the gods wants to destroy........

This is the type of woman the Morroco footballer should have married.

She will quickly join the husband due to disappointment.

I love Edo Queens like kilo de.

My fear however is, audio donations as this Obaseki government is winding down.

I hope and pray I am proved wrong

Orinechi:
Do you have any certificate from Togo or Benin?

I seem to like your responses.

Bendeco2020:
Are you just looking the building or the standard means of passing knowledge?

Between crowded and calm environment, which do you think is better to acquire knowledge?

So because it's five storey, they're not legit?

Can you beat the students in those schools that studies same course you did if debate is to be hold?

So,having a plot of land for a university or a single five storeyed building has suddenly become the standard for a university in Nigeria or anywhere for that matter?

How did you come about the calm environment?

How easy is it for you to conclude that I can not hold a debate with you much less someone who attended a mushroom Uni?

Sentiment apart, is this what you wish to continue?

How glad will you be if you see same duplicated or replicated all over Nigeria?

As an employer, will you employ someone with a shady certificate?

Oga, waka commit make pant no dey wear you o.

In case you are a product, kindly accept my SINpathies.

LadyExcellency:
See the cracked and depilated structure we call "Express Road"

I am as surprised as you are.
The mental picture of the Abj- Kad road was one of El dorado.

No wonder kidnappers are in live with the road.

johnjay4u2u:
Na scam.
Just visit those countries and you will understand. Their certified universities are purely French speaking with textbook and exams in french language.
If you go there to study French language, I will accept such certificate but studying any other course in English is likely a scam.
You will see a 5 story building as Private university in these countries.
A close friend in the country told me those fake schools are mostly owned by Nigerians.
Just a certificate selling buildings.
Meet any of those graduates and you will cry because they know nothing.
Same goes to some fake graduates in Nigeria.
Many nysc Members find it difficult to communicate purely in English. Always speaking pidgin English to cover their illiteracy.
Ask them to write a simple letter and you will weep.



The private nursing schools there come to Nigeria hospitals for clinical postings.
Etc

If an ordinary individual like me have such information, what do you think the government will know after doing their own investigations.

My brother, most people commenting do not know how disheartening the situation of those schools and the level are. The one with a five storeyed building sef even try. Some are on a plot of land offering courses including nursing.

But of course, Nigerians even in their ignorance will condemn any step taken by any government to address any abnormality.

OniyideAmplify:
I got a Nigeria based Beninoise babe studying currently in Benin Republic but because of the current situation on ground and in order to avoid story that touch, they've been told by the school authority that their final exams will be written in their school branch in Liberia which means their certificate will carry that of Liberia University instead of Benin Republic.

Imagine that stress.

It is not just the stress but also the illegality.

nwirinedu:
What is all these uproar about certificates from Togo and Cotonou? Is this our problem as a nation?

If certificate revalidation should start from the country, start with those issued by private varsities.

There is something wrong with a Varsity that issues 1st Class on demand.

If that is not enough to be a problem for us as a nation, what else should be?

Eskis sir, think well and deep about the impact and consequences.

So, in order to have a robust inter- regional relationship, government must permit illegal and unworthy certificates to be the norm?

Indeed, people with access to the media are some of the most stupid in Nigeria.

Zooposki:
So chicken republic cannot even feed their workers while on duty. What kind of yeye company is that? I’m speechless. No more ordering from them. I will just keep remembering this picture.

Chicken republic should even be feeding the family members of their staff and buried relatives.

With that, people like you will clap for them.

MU raise to power two.

Does it mean the shocked idiot does not drink Garri or what?

Early Monday morning nonsense is about to start on Nairaland.

The next moment now you will see:
1. See the N1000 dodo I bought in Kano.

2. N2m job in Lagos or N500,000 job in Sambisa, which one should I choose?

lailo:
She is not popular

She is most likely a member of the Asabawood industry.

RIP Asabawood actress.