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SkyBizzy:
These things only happen on papers, it doesn't translate to reality.

As I am right now, my eyes are turning me due to hunger. I just hate myself and everything pisses me off.
You'll work like an elephant, yet have nothing to show for it. I'm tired seriously

It is one thing to work. It is another to work smartly.

It is not surprising you are working like an elephant and eating like an ant.

Look into a mirror. Whoever you see there is the enemy troubling your destiny.

Your mates that are balling almost every day at various fun spots do not have too heads and some of them are not into illegal activities.

megawealth01:
But AFR gave 1:1 bonus na

Really?

That is wonderful then.

All I am interested in at the moment is what will drive the price between Monday till Wednesday thereabout for me to get off the bus. I am not interested in waiting for the dividend and the bonus.

Thanks my Chair.

jonnysessy:
APR 0.40k dividend is poor. Are they moving forward or backward.

UCAP had better not behave like APR. In fact, i am hoping UCAP to pay N1.00 final dividend.

Yeepa!

AFRIPUD don cut short the " expectations of the righteous".

Wahala dey o.

I am hoping too that UCAP will not misbehave Sha.

When I first saw this on Facebook, I thought he was misquoted.

Omor, I have nothing to say about this.

Una Mumu na capital letter.

You think this goat will still be in Naija if hin hand touch Canada visa for himself.

For the ladies, good for you. At least, na d two of una enjoy together.

He too will soon go to court and shout " show me the law".

You are El- Rufai and not El- Shaddai.

Know this and know peace.

lionshare:
Who audits JAMB? Considering the number of applicants each year, shouldn’t the application form be more affordable?

Is N7200 not affordable?

A plate of Nkwobi is affordable.
3 bottles of Hero with 2 friends is affordable.

If you think education is expensive,try ignorance.

orikoku:
I don't support ESN brutality but same strength should be focused on jihadist terrorists as well.

Subtle way of showing sympathy.

See faces like the real " village boys"

Heishere:
When Trump sanctions your oil. Let the government keep playing with insecurity and watch it happen sooner.

And when Trump doesn't sanction, your ilk will go silent like Rufai expecting Naira to Dollar rate at N2000 by December 2025.

maasoap:
I believe he means that for substantial dividends, one needs to invest big. 5k capital

He should have stated that instead of a grossly ignorant sweeping statement.

Mopolchi:
But i dey see 15 naira everywhere. Mtn what is happening!

N5 was paid before as interim dividend. N15 is final dividend making it N20B total dividend declared.

Georgry:
capital market is not for small investors, it's for people who have significant capital.

Totally untrue.

Stop discouraging people out of sheer ignorance.

You can invest in the capital market with as little as N5000.

Na so una go Siddon one place dey shout na lie na lie till time go pass.

Let Doris,the admin add her to the WhatsApp group.

Or in the alternative, she should get in touch with Chris Okafor.

PETERiCHY:
Soft Reminder 🎗️

BARGAIN HUNTERS TAKE NOTE!

Make una let am happen first na.

At least, all.death na death.

The wise are making the moves.

The dogs are barking.

Different tales....

essentialone:
Let us highlight the disparity in rewards and recognition between lower-cadre employees and management at Zenith Bank Plc. The workforce feels undervalued, with salaries and benefits that don't match the bank's performance and growth. Key concerns include:

- Low salaries and welfare packages for lower-cadre employees
- Management enjoying generous packages and bonuses
- Perceived imbalance in sharing rewards and recognition
- Impact on morale, loyalty, and passion among employees

The call is for fairness, dignity, and a more equitable distribution of rewards. A motivated and valued workforce can drive sustainable growth and success for the bank.

1. This is not peculiar to Zenith Alone.

2. Profit sharing which presumably forms the fulcrum of complaints like this are not in your offer letter or letter of employment.

3. What is your definition of lower cadre of employees? No matter your grade as a full staff and not a contract employee, I am happy to inform you that you are well paid far above your contemporaries in the other sectors. This may not make you happy but it is the truth. Why not thank whatever or whoever you believe in.

4. Are you the one to determine how rewards and recognition are shared? You are a bloody employee,my guy.

5. Impact on morale? What happens to jumping ship? Will you deny not sending your CV all around the industry? My Guy, wait till God picks your next call. Adekunle Gold waited for a while.

Omor, make good use of what you are being paid now. I can give you a long list of what to do now and what not to do. Thank God you are on the section of Nairaland. Start your investment journey today if not like yesterday.

Coalition of the Confused

SmartPolician:
As an agbadorian promoting Tinubu on this forum, you sure have me to contend with.

No need to argue with you. But one thing I know is , you CAN NEVER point to anywhere and any how I promoted Tinubu on this forum.

Contrary to most people's believe, this man knows what he is doing.

He is just throwing predictions around hoping and praying that one comes to pass some day. The day that happens,he will claim be vindicated.

Yahoo in another format

gloryman91:
Fake lying machine that couldn't see Anthony Joshua and friends crash last year.

His vision was blocked by Ademola Lookman. That was why he didn't see that.

Osariemen12:
All hail the APC for the wonderful work of road construction.

Wait till they tell you that the contract for the road was awarded by Shehu Shagari.

Some people Sha wants to enjoy the new mattresses bought for the correctional centers.

Not a bad idea.

SmartPolician:
Some senseless online comments deserve legal action. It's irritating to see people who have never achieved anything significant in their lives trying to bring others down.

May this newly acquired brain follow you to till the end of this year, Amin

megawealth01:
This world sha...

There is Women Affairs Ministry but no Men Affairs Ministry... Wetin sup?

The same way people remember WIDOWS but never give a thought to WIDOWERS.

chaiiii?

Na so MIRABEL sef start only to later rely on codeine and cocaine before she could sleep and later claim rape when house rent due.

We just pray that the peace should be permanent this time around.

It means no more food for.Falana.
No more topic to discuss for the clowns at Arise.

SpaceX:
Someone said this is how tinubu started he learnt the art of corner corner from Kenyans.

Another person said maybe the fugitive exported from Kenya and now in Sokoto did similar things like this fellow.

crownprince2017:
The books I'm reading "how to detect the person describing whales is not also a whale" and "How to dump on whales"

Abeg, borrow me when you read finish.