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PrinceCEE: What happens when an irresistible force
encounters an immovable object.?"

PrinceCEE: As we await the second list, let's chill with this piece.,,........................... Laughing raucously is allowed.



Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smiley and short reply while
chatting now adays? Seriously, i have
come to realize why most girls do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday
and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family? Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tank
Me: I'm not feeling well Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there? Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me short
replies?
Girl: k Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I heard you failed your English
exams... Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed away.

Adedayo516: Who tell you say I dey do birthday... You Don drink overdose of coke

Tolzeal: Google That Link

or Search : password reset jumper
and go for first Dell link..

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Adedayo516: Proton

baseg25: haha, why?.

Fembleez1:

Leetunechi: u knw weda i be mod

nd i nor wish u failure oh...just sayin u shd af stated ur pros well

Fembleez1:

Adedayo516: Guy, come take coke commot here... Leave the guy alone.. You say wetin, the coke no do??... Ermmm.. Lexxybooy, help me give am one of those eremas

Mologi: OK...the thing is just too complicated n qm so worried nw.....my problem right now is that i mistaking put another person's waec registration number on my paper(i put 007 instead of 006) n the grades on the person's are not the same with mine....
please house i dont know my chances
please need ur advice

Mologi: thanx bro...bt dnt u tink it wuld b diff. to the we did for.putme

PrinceCEE: Cutebumzy(f), treasuregr8(f), 190(f), cheryl1(f), jennylove7575(f), tushwitch(f), jideomowunmi (f), penizsucker(f), serenityspot83(f), Oluwatola5(f), Chiamaka01(f), Sucre777(f), bestcindy(f), marieolae(f), Wuminity(f), Aliciakeys (f), kumpharm(f), Barryquin(f), Enahi(f), fairygeh (f), vivaladiva(f), Sissy3(f), Winnergal(f), Subom1(f), Popowaa, NessaFresh(f), rokiatu(f), Loveth14(f), kika23(f), rozzay(f), prettythicksme (f), mizcalvina(f), Vikkyk10 (f), geni340(f), greedie1(f), blueeyes1, yoriyori15(f), MrsChima1(f), Dyt(f), slimyem, freecocoa(f), bigtt76(f), beckyomas(f), amitalian(f), missyhorlah(f), Romancegirl(f), Mprex(f), hannesy(f), olashas(f), ShirelleBaby(f), Elkewwty (f), farano(f), onila(f), firstEVA (f), echobee(f), penquin(f), nnekamezor(f), Kachisbarbie(f), purplesummer(f), darisgod(f), Nwulia(f), shoefreak(f), crazymommy(f), missstella(f), carefreewannabe(f), buttchick(f), dhammyg(f), Bukkiminat, Missmossy(f), chovwen01(f), fabnikky(f), Jhymrod(f)...

moredolu: Please is anyone here for PGD admission 2014/2015 the form is out its an online thing please let's share our experience and share information

FrancisTony: Hbd Tolydap

Dapo777: Lol all these Funny names ehn
OLORORO -oil seller
AGBOWO -money collector
ONIMOIMOI moimoi seller
ALAGBADO agbado seller
ELEPA groundnut seller
BODIJA -If it turns to fight?

Is there a place called oniresi -rice seller Na there I wan live

Dapo777: I only schooled there for a term or two,I Dnt know their names,and I can't reveal my location here for security purposes

Marc9: Oh boy, I just go check sm1 for one of their hostels b4 d day of d exam, I come say mai go ease myslf. As I wan enter d toilet, some flies just dey buzzing for my ears, saying......... Bros if u love ur life no enter there o........ But I no listen, na so I enter. Menh, Wetin I see there my fingers no fit quote am here!

mbanny: get the expact on it ....i can be done.....

FrancisTony: Why nawa for me O? Is it bad?

Your own is Religion, Education and Romance.

FrancisTony: That you commented once doesn't mean you don't view often. God don catch you.


Pr0ton, go to you followers section i.e where FS is written at the top, and check mine.

FrancisTony: Just saw it now. Surprising, 3coins frequent sexuality section, Pr0ton and Chizzy94 frequent romance section. Lolol

Irishkez frequent Sports too.

codedmelvin: This is a brain teaser...lets say you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K Where is the missing 1K? I know you guys are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer.

thankyouJesus: -Mathematics
-Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education (PHYSICS/MATHEMATICS).
Can I ask something please, please, please, okay thank you.
Is there combined honour for a math students (e.g Math/Phy, Math/Com, Math/Stat e.t.c) in UI. Thank you.

Taylor184: And remember to keep like 15k with you for Faculty+Departmental+Hall(Dues)...If you are lucky like dos in Civil engineerin,you may pay less than 1k,but if you are under Arts,you wont pay less than 6k for faculty and departmental dues...


And again,Hall dues....I paid 3500 for Independence hall which i think is the cheapest...Zik was 4500 or so...I paid over 9k for both,and twas because my faculty has no department under it,otherwise,i would av paid for both..I have cases of frnds payin over 7k for just faculty+departmental dues,and after that they have to pay the hall dues too
In conclusion,pls and pls bring 15k extra with you to avoid being stranded#shalom

Note that those fees are not included in the school fee,you wont be told until you are about to start your registration.

JSMMUYIWA: Eku ijo meta o(How una dey?Chai oga o)
Una no dey bere eyan abi?
*BACK TO BUSINESS*
@IFYX I SIGHT UR COLLATION UP DER O!
@SEGUNFLAMES WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALK ON MAIL.I NO SEE AM O.
@MARC9 KUKU NO LET ME VEX WHAT ABOUT YOUR ANALYSIS?
WHATS UR TAKINGS NOW?
@PROTON SHEY O FAVOUR E?
BOBO ONI COKE YIN KO O?

HMMN......
*THE THREAD MUST NOT DULL O*

thankyouJesus: I did't get you, could you please explain your post.