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Vote APC.

We can quote the Bible

Haha.. Straight to hell. Ask FrancisTony.

Okattamgbee:
It is not as if when given the time to write a PUTME screening exercise one will not find his/her way to meet up the required cut-off of a chosen course of study, but due to the time constraints and limitations, students finds it difficult to exceed the required departmental cut-off. The time given to write a Post UTME screening exercise is limited such that students hardly finished up on time, leaving them no choice other than to come back next year for the same exercise, meanwhile, a full year has been wasted just like that. So in order to overcome all these and excel, the student needs to get acquainted with the past questions and be able to find a solution to them because Post UTME questions has been exhausted to the extent that every university repeats most of the questions every year.

So help yourself today and download our compiled list of Post UTME Past Questions and Answers of various universities in the country.

UI's pastQs in your dream.

cassyrooy:
Damn! [size=20]N'do, chukwu ga enyi gi ôzô.
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Mine was just... ...me and uneventful.

Holamarncy:

wats d frenzy about weed all about

Haha.. Join the league Bro.

Team #WeedIsGoodForYourHealth

GetOvaMe:
You and that Proton abi na Põrn be him name guy, don carry una garage attitude come this thread..

"Weed! Weed! Weed"

make no carry that thug life come dey threaten innocent babes for school o.

Haha Põrn ke?? My name is Proton PrOton Põrn Pr0ton. Thug life from a hypergentle boy? Lol

Ron9ja:
Pls Help What Course Can I Do Wit This,jamb Combo-eng,math,geo,econ & Olevel Eng,math,chem,phy,bio,econ,geo,yor,agric,wich Has 1b 6c Or Do Ui Offer Urban & Regional Planny

Nah.. They don't.

cassyrooy:
Where the hell is Pr0ton?

augster:
he went to get some bags of weed

cassyrooy:
Pr0ton wetin hold you and the weed na? I sent you to just France and you are not yet back with the weed? Biko! Be quick, i'm losing toxins.

augster:
Lol...I'm sure a small amount of weed would replenish the lost toxins.

Lool.. E jo o.. No be me dey supply weed o. Na DrHost

I was under (should I call it suspension?) by one jobless anti-spam bot. (it has a job sha. I just hope it get paid with the sort of work it does online)

Sunmax01:
[color=#005500] No offense please.
Don't joke with spiritual matters[/color]

Haha. Mr. Guy. Are you okay at all?

Wait.. How does my "joking with spiritual matters" affect you?

Does it hinder your prayers from getting answered?

Or does it increase your chances of ending up in hell?

You can now tell what matters are spiritual...

What makes my post spiritual by the way?

But why won't some people learn to mind their own business?

Oga Ade face front o.

No offence.

cassyrooy:
PM me on FB

I don't even know your ID.

horpeyemmi66:
Haba...he nor drink O, no lie untop Jesus head.

Lol..

ayox1:
I had 243 assuming ui is making use of jamb score dat would ave been better. another tin is my mumsy want me 2 change 2 lasu dentistry/medicine nd I don't like d course and skul.

Why? And is Pharmacy not possible in Lasu? You have more chances there.

Hun! I was banned, banned and then banned again!

If I get my hands laid on this bot of a thing I swear...


Ok. Now I've got episodes to read.. Which way?

nuwell:
Wow!No one's been here since 2007?
Anyway, Mr A K O, are you still there?

Haha.. And since 2013??

[color=#000033]Huh[/color]

Christians backing their religion up with forged or exaggerated 'miracles' since... When did they conclusively say they gave birth to Jesus again

FrancisTony Ori e wan n be!

horpeyemmi66:
The only thing be say dem neva advance reach the place wey them go dey give them wine name...Nothing like hard or soft wine sef, everything nah wine.

E be like say Jesus drink out of that 'wine'. If not, why he go think of walking on top water?

ayox1:
actually, I picked Oau in jamb for pharmacy BT am scared of d skul dat is y I want 2 change 2 ui. seem u are also going in 4 geology.

What's your Jamb score again?

If you are coming to UI you can still go for Pharmacy, since it's only your post utme mark that determines your admission. Just that you'll have to work harder, as Pharmacy is competitive.

horpeyemmi66:
hahahaha...Person eye go come red, choi...you go come dey see angels ascending and descending.
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(Whispering)—Jacob in the Bible took Opium.


Baron de augster I see you ooo, you sef dey enjoy all dose kind tins...wush kind drinks we go take top am.

For me it's "HONOURABLE", wa gba iyi.

Lol.. Your IQ go reach 100% sharp sharp.

So our fore fathers sef dey drink those stuff. In fact, I doubt if na wine Jesus turn that water too.

cassyrooy:
Saw that too and 2*1. Well not my biz

ogunsinamayowa:
i see this from you:

See these guys. Una don dey go check history, ba?

In short, I'm facing the same problem now. Any advice?

augster:
chai...this man go don smoke and sniff die.be like say I go need some bags oo...and we fit just mix am with drinks for the supervisors

Hahaha.. Good idea.

@Ayox1 Here is the link I promised to provide.

http://sci.ui.edu.ng/geoacademic

ayox1:
as 4 d combo, I wrote uoe,biology,physic nd chemistry in jamb. Bt don't u think maths is compulsory 4 geology instead of biology or is it stated on their site that either biology or maths?

Yh. It's stated on their website - Math or Biology. I'll provide the link soon. FrancisTony can help.

ayox1:
ok, am thinking of crossing 2 ui. i choose Oau BT am scared of d skul admission process. let say 4rm dis forum

Ok. OAU cut-off for Geology last year was 237. Competitive there?

ayox1:
@pr0ton, pls what is d cut-off mark 4 Geology as at last 2years nd is it competitive?

It has been 50. Not very competitive.

winner95:
A frnd of mine is awaiting a neco ssce result.....and going for Geology.

Pls, what are his chances?

Did he pass Jamb? Is he with the right combo? If yes, then he is good to go.

horpeyemmi66:
Opium is a highly addictive narcotic drug acquired from the Opium poppy tree...smells like Cinnamon when still wet. It makes you soo high .
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It's a terrible drug and is banned in almost all countries worldwide. Heroin is a close relative gotten from the same tree. The withdrawal symptoms are gory...when you here of Opium, please flee(Run + Fly, concurrently).

Hehe.. It should be a better alternative for weed with regard to UI post utme. What do you think?

horpeyemmi66:
@PrOton I take Opium...so my case is special.

I don't give opium here. It is either weed or nothing.



What is Opium BTW

FrancisTony:
He's writing subjects he did in JAMB even if it's a wrong combination.

So, he should thread carefully.

I hope he have the right combo.

horpeyemmi66:
She has gone to London to see the Queen...that what she told me...the last time I was high

Hahaha.. No need to take you serious.