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Christianity Etc › Re: Ways Bible Can Make You Run Mad by Pr0ton: 4:11pm On Feb 03, 2015
TheIkoro:
There's a difference between The Word of GOD which is The Bible, and the covetuous Christianity of this most evil and adulterous generation.
You may mark that difference, and make thy choice; or you may continue to deceive thyself.

- Ikoro Iyineleda.
Who's being deceived here? How is he deceiving himself? He is explictly pointing out the teachings in the Bible. What is your objectionhuh
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 4:00pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
When she asked me to hit harder..i didnt..






Until she decided to call a carpenter to hit the nail of her cupboard harder until it was firm for her..

She gave the carpenter #100
Lol
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 3:27pm On Feb 03, 2015
Number Six (most pained)

6. I Lost Her angry
I hope she isn't on NL. This's the girl whom I had more chances to **** but didn't angry Just like my post, she was the assistant head girl; fair and pretty. Right from when I sighted her I had gone gaga. The problem was I was somewhat shy talking with pretty girls in person (that was then o, not now angry )
I noticed she wasn't the shy type but would always be nervous whenever we were talking. I collected her digit easily, unlike other guys, including most of her social contact.
We were getting along with cool text and calls. We got closer. But she was always interested in getting me jealous by flirting with other guys (something I hated with passion angry )
I was in the Phy lab alone one day, she came in and we started chating. By and by it happened that she was lying on the table in front of me, telling me she felt like sleeping. My regret here is that I didn't take step I would if I was the guy I am now.
I've got many stories about her, but won't post them now.
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 2:59pm On Feb 03, 2015
ITbomb:
I was 19 and she was 21, she said she wanted a child.
Her millionaire parent were getting too lonely and soon she will be getting married and leaving them and she was the only child.
Therefore, she wanted to give them a child for comfort and company and I was the only eligible candidate she had came across.
No strings attached, no marriage commitment, just sow the seed and go with your settlement.
I foolishly said no that my firstborn should be with the father.

More than decade later I still regret that decision. At least I for know that my child is a rich kid somewhere and well taken care of and I would have made a family happy
I didn't see this sha grin #TakeHeart bro
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Monikers You Might Not Be Able To Spell Correctly by Pr0ton: 2:48pm On Feb 03, 2015
Caohuh CaCo3huh Ca2Ohuh
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 2:37pm On Feb 03, 2015
achinaboy:
you shpuld change your name to Dauda the s,a,zx y guy
I don't grab undecided
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 2:35pm On Feb 03, 2015
Regret Five

5. Turning Her Down. She was the chapel prefect, back then in high school, and I was the assistant head prefect, tho resumed their school Ss2 second term (and I'm not making this up). Then in high school, I wouldn't "play well" with girls I didn't like, but I was generally friendly (to some extent sha). The chapel prefect had always been on my neck, disturbing my plan for the girl(ASP too) I had crush on. She (CP) never came that direct, but only a fool would think she had no crush on me through out her stay in the school. She would 'jokingly' tell me she loved me and I'd, also in the same way, tell her "I lost you".

My friends noticed my dislike for her, but they saw no reason why I should be treating her that way. I would tell them I didn't understand too; just a natural dislike.

She was coming too close and I was getting frustrated. Never knew how she got my contacts; I would leave most of her online messages unreplied. I did really treat her like shit and she always felt really bad.
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 1:25pm On Feb 03, 2015
killercute16:
If true then two words:BORN PERVERT......but if lying grin which i suspect then you are safe.....Oya continue ya story
Bornhuh grin
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2015
Regret Number 4

4. My Pastor's Daughter I just hope she is not on NL grin I dunno why most girls who fall my hand are those older than me undecided Anyway, she was just 2years older than me. Due to some conditions I was living with them. She's not that spoilt type. Just a moderate girl. We didn't even chitchat, as I'm more fond with the guys in the house. I was the only outsider in the house. I mean I was the only one who wasn't their family member. The rest were cousins, nieces etc.

Tho we had long distance, we had one thing in common; we loved watching movies than anyone else. We would be the first to start any movie nd the last to leave the sitting room at night. We only talked well when we watched movies together.
It was in d night. We were the only ones left in the sitting room. I was sitting on the floor she was lying just in front of me. I'm fond with trousers. I was wearing trouser she was in leggings. I noticed she was making her leg move to my groin. Instead of playing along I changed my position!
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
chichomchin:
guy, i hope u remember say na u get this thread,as u keep booking space abeg no forget.. keep some for us








u never chi chom chin
I'm afraid you guys might occupy the whole first page.
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2015
ITbomb:
Trespassers will be shot
Trespassers kehuh
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op):
Sorry for my short stories embarassed

3. Missing opportunities This happened when I was in Jss2/3. We had this very bad girl in our class. Proud and spoilt. Her parents were wealthy (we shouldn't be that surprised) Infact, I had many spoilt classmates then. We would watch porns in the class, play porn games, do this "batch" stuff where we passed phone around, whoever was with the phone when music stopped playing would be asked to do some crazy thing wink

One day, she invited me and my friend to her house. After some fun, we were about leaving and she asked me to peck her. Not that shy type. I did, tho with lot of courage.

Ever since then she had seen me as her bf (in Jss3? Yh, we weren't that local) She had been occupying all spaces around me... A day came, invited again, only me this time. We were in the sitting room watching porn together. I must confess, it was this girl who opened my eyes; I knew nothing about interc0urse before then. She asked us to practise some..agrhh..I no gt d liver. I declined angry
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 12:16pm On Feb 03, 2015
Maamin:
grin grin...guy u don miss bleeping..chai!
Them plenty like grin
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 12:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
zick19:
bros, na so u stingy reachhuh U no want make anybody jam FTC
Lol
Romance › Re: Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op):
Trying to remember all my childhood experiences...

2. Getting her into trouble Remember those "mummy and daddy" things we did then? Me, I did it very well grin

We had been doing it for long. I and this girl, we were very fond of ourselves. We did kiss each other almost every time we were in private (I'm starting to be brutal here, not hiding and forming holy) We did give each other se*ual pleasure, by rubbing each other genit.a.ls. I can remember a day we were doing "police and thief" in an uncompleted building (hey, I was very young then too, a very spoilt child, but you wouldn't know with my cool face) Anytime we had the chance of being alone we would do the stuff quickly.

Cut-short. I got her into trouble in her mum's shop. Her mum sent her to do something in the shop (she was outside, we were inside) Tho she was relunctant, we did it again in a corner. We were unlucky this time, as an adult was watching from upstairs. She got us reported. Tho we were both seriously beaten, you'd pity her more.
Romance › Things I Regret I Ever Did To/with Girls by Pr0ton(op): 11:50am On Feb 03, 2015
Anytime I flash back to these incidents I'm always like "God punish you" angry angry

1. The first time a girl wooed me. I was really young then (can't remember my age, but around 6-cool It was in a church. How did she go about it? A very bold girl (somewhat older than me) She just asked me to follow her outta the children church. She held my hand and took me to the backyard. When we got there, this is exactly what she told me, "Do you know I love you?" I was too nervous to reply and ended up saying this rubbish "I'll tell" angry She just begged (and I didn't know what happened afterwards). But after then she would still behave funny; always winking; always smiling; always troublesome (but the girl was pretty o, igbo girl grin . Not that I didn't like her, just I dunno what kind of nervousness overwhelmed me to that extent)

I and my family relocated and we lost contact, even till now, though I've met with some of her sisters several times.

That is regret one anyway. Next... comments allowed.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:57am On Feb 03, 2015
Dopeyomi:
Boss Compare a Management course in a Polytechnic with an Educational course in Ui..


Wetin I wan take Special education or Educational Management dohuh


Na Special education worst pass self so if person graduate with that course person go dey teach Imbeciles,deaf and dumb and blind people abihuh



Na trash o baba..
Loool. I no know oo. Abeg run o. Continue with your PolyIB. Good luck.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:36pm On Feb 02, 2015
XavierG:
Yeah.
I wasn't.

I joined late actually after post ume.
Do change to UI

All the best sir
Thanks boss.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by Pr0ton: 11:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
FrancisTony:
Dry joke -_-
Wet it na embarassed
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
Dopeyomi:
Yea I just noticed that as well!!!














I've been offered ********* in Ui tHo grin.. Buh I don't need it aNymore PolyIb Matric is near..
Lol. So you prefer PolyIb to UI. Ok then, good luck bro.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by Pr0ton: 4:30pm On Feb 02, 2015
FrancisTony:
LOL! Thanks though, I'll check later.

Cc - pr0ton, dopeyomi
I just got mine grin MBBS cheesy To 200lvl undecided

















Is that a joke or whathuh
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:27pm On Feb 02, 2015
XavierG:
Best of luck man.
I got admission last year sir.
Congrat man. You weren't that active in last year's thread.
Education › Re: Life In Unilag. (my First Night Experience) by Pr0ton: 12:56pm On Feb 02, 2015
swagglordbm:
Ehyaah. Pls write a lettter to d student Records' department. Student units division. And don't forget 2 attach ur
Birthh certficate (original)
Last 10years tax payment evidence.
Your last blood test result
Your HIV status
And a letter of recommendation 4rm either Buhari. Or GEJ
Lols.. No be you get the posthuh



Please come and continue your story. It's interesting. At least I'm learning some stuff about Unilag wink Kudos bro
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:51pm On Feb 02, 2015
XavierG:
Sir PrOton,

What course did you choose now?
Biggest Boss,

Still contemplating; either Biochemistry or Geology. I've already choosen Biochemistry in OAU, but thinking to port to Geology in UI.
Wbu?
Education › Re: Life In Unilag. (my First Night Experience) by Pr0ton: 9:41am On Feb 02, 2015
swagglordbm:
Please I'm looking for my pin-mouth charger....I left it in the MPH during our final enrollment program..... /////unilag peepz WAHTAGUAN na?////
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:38am On Feb 02, 2015
Vcojuro:
Drop ur number to be added to ui aspirant
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information
090309107401
Education › Re: Life In Unilag. (my First Night Experience) by Pr0ton: 9:36am On Feb 02, 2015
swagglordbm:
Episode 3 coming soon. grin haters m eyes are on u. I'll report you to Uncle Seun and his SARS team undecided
Abeg RideOn
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton: 9:35am On Feb 02, 2015
talima:
Pls do university accept D7 in maths for mass communication. And is jamb exam timetable fixed?
Time table fa
Romance › Re: I've Tried So Much But Ladies Wouldn't Leave Me Be....(pics) by Pr0ton: 9:06am On Feb 02, 2015
Harbosede02:
Op,u are pathetic nuisance and a coward,u sud av mentioned me rather than hiding ur senseless post under a sensible guy's post...there are lots and lots of cute and handsome guys on nl dat doesn't rant abt their insecurities or letz say their handsomeness,guy if u truly u are handsome itz a pity,u knw y??becos ur brain is empty,so wat the hell is the usefulness of ur good look??
Abeg calm down sis. Shey na because the guy no toast you ni grin









and e be like say I don enter trouble undecided grin
Education › Re: Life In Unilag. (my First Night Experience) by Pr0ton: 7:54am On Feb 02, 2015
CyrusXandria:
Write about your first time in lecture room,how was it?
YH. Not about eating plate of rice that has nothing to do with us. angry undecided Why am I angry sef
Education › Re: How Her Son Became 1st Class Grade From Beign "Olodo"-sure Help To All Students by Pr0ton: 7:30am On Feb 02, 2015
NONSENSE!
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:19am On Feb 02, 2015
Preciousjoz:
cc:Droidbot
^^^^

-the requirements are English:
Language,
Physics,
Chemistry,
and
Mathematics I.e 5 O'level subjects
check www.ui.edu.ng/New-Regulations-and-JAMB-Revised-requirement
.language is not required.
-Twas 63% but you know cut offs depend on performances right? it might change this year.check
www.ui.edu.ng/node/3103
-I can't really answer this question but I think a little above one thousand was admitted on the merit list. the other list was not publicly displayed on their website.
-last year, the number on merit list was a little above 30
check www.ui.edu.ng/2014/2015%20ADMISSION%20EXERCISE%20MERIT%20LIST
-I didn't write maths but I wrote physics,nomal questions technical though.
I hope these help.all in all, prep well.
Good luck in your exams!
Mehnn. So UI no longer offers Industrial Chemistry.

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