₦airaland Forum

GavelSlam:
Have you forgotten what happened to all the Male dogs in my local area?

My mother had sex with every mongrel in the neighbourhood.

Why do you think I bark when I wake up?

I am the Son of an Ekuke.

True that!! Now that I know off I go.

Smartchoiice:
Serious allegations here....

Facts sir

GavelSlam:
You mean your father is gay and your mom, well, we all know about your mom.

Your parents are ok. Just you. With the exception of your father being a cow fvcker..gay

GavelSlam:
Bonobo na your papa you dey talk.

When last did you see the motherfvcker.?
Like...never.

Gay oshi

NuttygalB:
You need Jesus.

Where's mimzyy

GavelSlam:
Idiot.

In all sincerity you're the only buffoon on this thread... Apologies though

GavelSlam:
You mean your father.

Sorry o buffoon. Na you biko

Smartchoiice:
Be blessed

Quit stroking the young buffoon gavelslam... Those curses are really piled on thick... Kindly have some mercy on the recalcitrant yoot

NwaIgboBoy:
buh walahi, if you jam a girl that can really set and give pus**y eeh!!

you can give up your savings for the sake of not losing her.

you know some girls will just come and open legs on bed buh dey cant set pus**y well,
so i suggest this girl must have positioned it well for the poor guy.

You need mimzy.

Lexusgs430:
Let Umidigi S2 rest jeje....... Umidigi Power, Umidigi One, Umidigi One Pro, Umidigi F1, Umidigi F1 Play, Umidigi S3 Pro or Umidigi A5 Pro...............

No solutions for the S1?

At this rate I guess the Xiaomi may be better. More reliable and cost friendly

Lexusgs430:
It's no longer in presale........

Umidigi S2 lite what's your advice? Heard it heats up and screen could go blank or white, and it randomly reboots on its own?

Price is very fair

Things dey happen for nairaland o. One pursuing the other fronting.... Who'd knows if the op is just playing hard to get,?

Hi

How often do we need to change our smart phones...



Yearly, two years, or till the phone dies?


Over to the house gurus
Cc
Grandmufti
Cityngr
Lexus430gs
Gptech

Cc
Lalasticlala Seun etal

I updated my fidelity bank mobile app only for it to lock me out completely. Contacted the bank severally and like always tried to make it my issue.
A cursory glance at the app reviews on Google playstore revealed that the issue was widespread and common. Yet Fidelity bank has refused to make amends or feel too big to care or even offer an explanation!!

Hence my post here to warn fidelity bank app users to desist from any update to avoid being locked out of your account. And also to bring to the fore the lackadaisical attitude of the Bank towards its customers.

Mizwisdom:
I totally disagree bruh. You attested to barely existing and once again I'm sorry about that.

That underscores the fact that I am above all before you, you and all after you in your lineage born and yet to be born.. No need to explain further.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHCVxpYz8Y

afoife:
after considerations of the cost implications I choose to abort the mission. Thanks though

So what did you get?

Mizwisdom:
I see your sarcasm but of course Nigeria is a country, it's one of the best in Africa, yes people are living I'm sorry you are barely existing

I live far above anyone in your lineage ever born or that would be born in the future

ElidaxZiel:
How Nigeria View Kenya

One Africa
one love

Hmmm

Pipedreams:
I really can't remember whenever I visit that axis again I would get the exact location

Expecting to hear the location or ...

KINGreignn:
6ft no be tall for you cos you na 6ft 2

You meant 5ft 7?

barrykayus:
A well used Nissan 2001 pathfinder for sale
1. Body still in top shape (first body)
2. Sound Engine, serviced regularly
3. AC working perfectly
4. Call 0703278494 for enquiries, whatsapp no 08033695264
5. Autodrive
5. Price NGN 750,000 (slightly negotiable)

300k

Interesting thread

afoife:
Hello Gurus in the house. I am about to talk my uncle into selling his nissan pathfinder 2000 model to me at a give away price as the car is always not in use in his garage.

Please I will want you you guys to guide me on the following

how much can I offer on the maximum

how much a complete restoration cost should the car need new engine and gear.

Thanks

cc
Nu.rey
radautoworks
Gazzu.zz

How is the pathfinder now?

Lipscomb:
why what is wrong with you? Nigeria isn't a country or people not living there? You that talking where are you? Lazy youth the president is talking about.

Is Nigeria a country? Are people living there or merely existing?