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RomanceRe: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by Preceedo(op): 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2013
eyenCalabar: Most girls always want to see the consequences of their action so they may not take this serious.
I pray they don't but she that has an ear let her hear.
RomanceRe: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by Preceedo(op): 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2013
eyenCalabar: Most girls always want to see the consequences of their action so they may not take this serious.
RomanceRe: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by Preceedo(op): 4:32pm On Dec 29, 2013
lertee: The poster is a small boy,he is also a poor boy undecided undecided
grin grin grin
I am already taken so don't flirt. grin
RomanceRe: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by Preceedo(op): 4:30pm On Dec 29, 2013
jennyphrisel: Noted
prettyjo: kul
deb6: thanks
kul, and good for you.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 4:08pm On Dec 29, 2013
If any of the things are not true in ur case it does not mean it's a crap.

Exception is not a ground for generalisation.
RomanceRe: Guys: What's Your Prerequisite Before Kissing A Lady? by Preceedo(m): 1:58pm On Dec 29, 2013
Go get a life @OP. If as vast as life is, kissing is the only thing you can write this epistle on then you need deliverance. Your mates are there winning National essays, scholarships and what have you, while you are here analyzing kissing as if that's what brings a successful life, submissive wife, or sound children.

Nonsense.
RomanceRe: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by Preceedo(op): 1:45pm On Dec 29, 2013
Yeesh: Noted..some guys can be very annoying tho..they will provoke you till yu say wot yu ought not to

BTW,....FTC!!!
I concur. but some girls too can be very arrogant and mannerless
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 1:41pm On Dec 29, 2013
Rhemar: All these does not apply to all guys
But it applies to most guys
RomanceLecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by Preceedo(op): 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
We all know that ladies are emotional being. They are not logical so they do some very stupid things and regret it later.

Anyway, No matter what, learn NEVER to do or say these things to a guy 'cos you may not like what will follow- (boko-haram reaction)
1. "Broke fellow/ poor man":- A guy may laff when a fellow guy calls him poor BUT when it comes from a girl, it becomes unbearable. He thinks about it for days/weeks. And believe me he's gonna get back to you.

Probable Reaction:- He may use you for ritual, kidnap and sell ur body parts.

2. " Who do you think you are" :- Many girls like this alot. To a guy, it means you are calling him a nobody.

Probable Reaction:- Dirty Slap or Beat you blueblack. And if he happens to be those who don't forgive, he will make life unbearable by telling other guys about ur arrogance. WHAT MOST GUYS HATE THE MOST IS NOT NAGGING OR UGLINESS BUT ARROGANCE.

3. "Small boy":- A guy won't think twice before interpreting this to mean small "dick". Except ur flirting, don't say this to a guy abeg you, cos you wont like the reaction.

Probable Reaction:- RAPE. Did you see what I write? He is going to rape you and believe me with some other dirty, ugly, unkempt guys.

4. "Men are dogs";- Apart from the fact that ur generalising unduely, you are also saying it with an irksome metaphor.

Probable Reaction:- If he's ur bf, he will begin to flirt with other girls because YOU'VE KNOWN HE CAN'T BUT FLIRT. If he's not ur BF he is going to ask if ur father is a woman.

5. "We shall see ":- If you have a bickering, quarrel or a fight with a guy, pls don't say this o. Men love challenges.

Probable Reaction:- You will see indeed and you will be surprised with what you will see. Some guys will so mock, yab you that you will think Suicide is better. Especially, if you have a deficiency or not good looking.

***********

Don't insult a guy when he approaches you. Just tell him you are not ready or you are already taken. But make sure it is a STRONG NO, if you smile or soften ur voice when you say it he is gonna think ur playing hard to get. If ur not shy look into his eyes and say NO.(he will know you mean it).


Don't wear mini skirt or blouse that exposes ur sensitive body parts. It is for ur own good. You are simply inviting RAPIST.

Don't date two guys at the same time. They will know and you will be the looser but not after they have fired you to their satisfaction.

Don't break a guy's HEART 'cos he will break ur HEAD. Of course you can walk out of a relationship if it's not working to ur satisfaction but make sure you gather the clothes, money, jewelries and give them back to him. You can't just leave him that way after he's invested so much on you. Haba.

Don't tell ur friend ANYTHING about ur guy. Does she need them? NO. And also don't show her what he buys for you but let her see them for herself. Don't make her JEALOUS.

Finally, keep urself for the man that deserves you. Whether you like it or not, the impression on the wedding night matters. Anyman that insists on sex is a player. I'm a guy and I know what I'm saying. Most guys aren't ready for marriage but they want sex.
If he can't stay WITHOUT sex, he won't stay WITH sex.

Be careful about the fun you catch so that you won't catch fire.

Thanks.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 12:20pm On Dec 29, 2013
Nwanneamakah: undecided undecided LOL...I never said I tell guys what to call me...seriously, how does, "I'm xyz, but you can call me sexy" sound? huh
I just said "I prefer being referred to as hot/sexy to being called beautiful...beautiful seems "uninteresting" to me"
I'm in a relationship and I get this thrill when he refers to me as sexy/hot when I'm all dressed up and ready to go out or something...that thrill isn't really there when he calls me beautiful.

Guess it depends on who's doing the calling...if its just a random guy, then lipsrsealed
Permit me to ask you why and how you dress.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 12:18pm On Dec 29, 2013
emmadan: leave that guy alone.a child trying to claim real man..,real man oshi.A real man will tell a girl that she is ugly?pls liv that nigga alone he doesn't know what a real man is.
lol. Real man indeed
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2013
Nwanneamakah: I'm trying so hard not to believe your point 2, because I prefer being referred to as hot/sexy to being called beautiful...beautiful seems "uninteresting" to me
That's ur ignorance on ur part. You are not a temperature why should you be HOT neither are you a bitch why should you be SEXY. Lol.
When a guy says ur beautiful then he loves you but Sexy/hot he wants to crossover (if you know what I mean)
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 12:11pm On Dec 29, 2013
Les: when you flatter a fat lady, you will tell her she's looking gorgeous but not classic in this dress whereas she's shapeless in the dress. Since you can't tell her how she looks but gave her a compliment that is good but not not actually the current situation but close to it, to you, you are are saying it in a presentable way but to me, it's simply just lies..
Laffing out loud. But as for me ooo I dont tell lies, and I don't see what I've written as lie but rather INSINUATIONS
RomanceRe: Weird Ways To Attract Without Stress!!! by Preceedo(op): 12:13am On Dec 29, 2013
Addict000: Gbayii......
grin grin
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 12:08am On Dec 29, 2013
Doc. Adray:
Hmmmm... Its hilarious, but i guess its true.
If thats you at Dp, then ur a beauty to behold. (no flirting intended just a compliment)
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 12:05am On Dec 29, 2013
Les: metaphor! Metaphor!! Tell her anything but the truth and anything that is not true is technically a lie.
Can you elucidate further?
RomanceWeird Ways To Attract Without Stress!!! by Preceedo(op): 11:59pm On Dec 28, 2013
I don't preach what I don't practise so these things are very productive and rewarding.

Attraction does not neccesarily mean getting the attention of an opposite sex (Gf or wife). It means having traits that draw the attention. It is not you that draw the attention but something draw the attention to you.

Here are weird ways to get attention. When you master it, it works like magic.

1. Be Different :- Let everything about you announce a different personality. Don't buy clothes because many guys are buying the same. Don't barb ur hair style because it is what every guy has on his head. Infact, do things very differently from others. Buy shoes that are not in vogue but people seldom wear (not ancient). For example, I always buy "kito" sandal,shoe because most people wear leather sandals, shoe. JUST BE DIFFERENT.

Until you are very different, you can't be very attractive

2. Ignore:- Perhaps, this is the greatest weapon that works for me. Have you ever seen a scenario where a beautiful girl comes in and every head turns and people begind to whisper about her beauty. You know what I will do? I would not even turn my head no matter the urge. She will notice it believe me, no matter how many there are. Learn to Ignore people especially the opposit sex to attract them.

Ignoring people does not mean not giving people attention or abusing people, it means not falling for their strength..

3. Be a specialist:- Nothing attracts like talent or skills. I know a guy who is very good in juggling with football. Though he is poor, many girls crush on him like a celeb. Some shameless one even fight over him. Is he handsome? NO. But he is a football specialist.

Nobody is asking you to play football. The question is WHAT CAN YOU DO MORE THAN EVERYBODY AROUND YOU?. If you can't answer this question try to enrol for any training course, may be a musical instrument, computer programming. There is something about talented people that attracts people like iron has no option than to cling to the magnent.

Until you are a specilist on a field, you can never be special

4. Have a style:- How you walk, how you talk, How you dress. Always have your style without faking anything. At least, people should know that you have ur style. If you have ever wondered why Obhiagbhon always carry his trousers above his belly then you know he is an "attention seeker". There is nothing bad in seeking for attention, it is doing it a bad way that's bad e.g. Going naked, talking endlessly.
It is important that I say if you have quality no 1 (being different) but lack style, you are a big turn off. That's when you hear people calling you "Village headmaster" "Local girl" etc.

Get ur own permanent style and watch people treating you like a star

If you can have these four qualities, you will complain that there are too many girls disturbing you. I once complained about it when 8 ladies where crushing on me. I mean very beautiful ones. I won't talk about the strange SMS that kept coming from people who were too shy to ask me out.

Attractiveness is not an option. It is something you must possess and guard judiciously.

Stay attractive
Thanks
RomanceRe: The “kk” Syndromme by Preceedo(m): 11:04pm On Dec 28, 2013
When a girl types "Kk"
I type "Jj".
She will ask me what it means and I won't reply.
*cunning man die, wise man bury am*
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 10:55pm On Dec 28, 2013
Les: my guy, your idea of real men is very synonymous to rudeness. Be a gentleman, the way a man is moved by what he sees, is how a woman is moved by what she hears, don't tell her to her face you want to bleep her or she is getting fat, ok?? cheesy
LAST BULLET if you think a lady is bad, bad, bad and bad and more bad, tell her lies, lies, lies and lies and more lies, she would love you for it cheesy
Yes, I was thought that in sec school:- " A lady is moved by what she hears and not sight while a man is moved by what he sees". So, so true.
BUT, inasmuch as I agree on the fact that a guy who always say things bluntly to ladies is extremely RUDE eventhough he is saying the truth, I beg to differ on the point of telling lies to make a girl happy.
I believe in saying it in a presentable, friendly way so far the message has been passed accross!!

Happy new year in advance.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 10:41pm On Dec 28, 2013
Les: do you have a bf is different from are you dating or your bf is a lucky. If I ask the former, just like the op, I'll be wondering how manage, some boys no get taste. But if I ask the later, I simply wanna flirt with you and possibly bang the lady. Normally I ask the former because I hate flirting with girls that are in relationship, the fear of karma is the beginning of wisdom cheesy cheesy
My guy shake my hand. You are the only one who seems to get that No 7.
The questions are of two phase.
1. Do you have a BF? = Negative
2. Are you dating/ In a relationship= Positive.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 10:25pm On Dec 28, 2013
nyere84: He has used all for me. Can you imagine??

And, i foolishly believed him. Oh nooo!!! So, i ve been a mumumugu to not understand all these??

*Tapping my foot hard on the ground* someone will see fire tonite.
I will advice you to start noticing him whenever he uses those words. Just pretend u don't know the meanings and start evaluating.

Remember:- Husbands are hard to come by so hold that guy tenaciously OR you loose him to another lady. The ball is in ur court!!!
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 10:17pm On Dec 28, 2013
davida222: you right mate, some guys on here saying ON point are just trolls, real men dont conceal words we tell u straight to ur face. 95% of guys that are saying On point to what d op wrote on here are trolls and sisi.
Please Answer these questions:-

Can you tell a girl straight ahead that she has body odour?

Will you tell ur GF that she's bcoming FAT?

Will you tell a girl that she's not sexually attractive?

Are you the type that asks a girl to leave ur room bluntly?

Do you care about how ladies around you feel at all?
Pls answer me!
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2013
DWJOBS.com:
The script of an insecure stupid player!!!
Almost got I and my girlfriend into trouble
You've been deceiving dat girl for long but now she has been enlightened and ur here throwing tantrums.
I'm anything but a player.
So use ur sense if you've got any before you talk rubbish.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2013
Which of them has a guy ever use on you?
nyere84: Tanks op, u just opened my eyes.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2013
nyere84: Tanks op, u just opened my eyes.
what are friends for?
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 9:01pm On Dec 28, 2013
Teenzy: I really dont agree with u on No7..A guy will definitely ask a girl if she has a bf to know what he's up against....
YINMU. He will be afraid you may say YES. And that's the end.

What would you say when a guy asks if u av a BF?
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2013
Ruq: Faaaaacckkk No. a lot of derailed which automatically makes it bland and not plausible.
What are you saying?
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 8:55pm On Dec 28, 2013
Dannylux: Number 8 is wrong.

You look okay - you're ugly.
When a girl looks alright. I'd still tell her she looks pretty.

You don't expect anyone to break it up to you?
What are you saying? Read that No 8 again
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 8:52pm On Dec 28, 2013
KingMEXX: I think I mean my words most times...If your truly a man, yu should say things as it is and straightforward. I don't see any reason twisting and bending your comments to have a 2nd meaning, its for d ladies jare undecided
Only mad men are straight forward. A normal man must joke, be sarcastic, be ironical, and even exagerate. No man is exempted!!
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 8:47pm On Dec 28, 2013
prettyjo: i dnt totally agree cos av nt experienced such
You are a lady, I'm not asking you to agree but telling you what you don't know. Only guys have the right to disagree.
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 7:48pm On Dec 28, 2013
Kween skiga: Pls can someone explain 7. It's confusing
No guy who really wants you will ask you if you have one. Most of the times when a guy asks a gorl whether she has a BF its because he wonders how he managed to cope with you or likes you!
RomanceRe: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Preceedo(op): 7:13pm On Dec 28, 2013
KELVIN-XY:
Lolz

Hmmm
Even thou u sound a bit sarcastic i stil find it amusing..

Now I might find it a lil hard to knw who is more sane btwn us.?!

By the way seasons greetings bro
grin
You find it hard to know who is sane between us?
I'm the sane one while you are the ______. (Fill in the gap with the opposite of the bolded).

I wish you the same bro.

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