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conji101: @op u r so on point

I like your white teeth.

KELVIN-XY:
Hell No
I disagree

I mean my words.

Only mad people mean their words. A normal man must sometimes crack a joke, be ironical, be sarcastic.

Are you one of them?

Vessi: I have said some of those things up there and the meanings you gave were exactly what I had in mind when I said it.
Okay they are:
-You are sexy
-I'm busy for now
-What d'u mean?
-I'm sorry
-You're lookin okay
-Okay no problem
-Do you love me? Oh boy na 1 sweet, cute virgin I ask this one, wanted to knack am. I wont tell you if I succeeded.

-Don't mention it. Lmao


-I will call you
So, in conclusion, OP you are 80% right.
Ladies take note!

Badoo. Without asking you any question I know you are a certified player.

A sequel to the thread that talked about the secret meanings to girls words during conversation.

Guys ,too, have theirs.

1. "When are you going?"- A polite way of saying "are you still here". Just pick ur things and go immediately when a guy says this.

2. "You are sexy/hot"- Many girls take this as "beautiful". No, it means I's like to have you in bed one day.

3."I'm busy for now"- it means you are boring.

4. "You are like a sister to me"- If ur boyfriend say this to you, he means you don't arouse him sexually(no affection).

5." What do you mean"- When ur arguing with a guy and he asks what you mean. He's surprise that you are so right, he knows you are on point and may discover the secret so he pretends not to understand.

5. "I'm not ready for a serious relationship"- He means you are not a wife material or at least to him.

6. " I'm sorry "- I'm in the mood. Pls come to bed. Except he says it and does not ask you 4 sex that's when he really means it.

7. "Do you have a boyfrieend?"-means "I wonder what he sees in you". If he wants to have you, he wont ask.

8. "You're looking alright/okay"- You are not beautiful. Just average.

9. "Okay, no problem"- This does not mean the case is settled. It means "wait and see".

10. " Are you serious?"- Ur behaving immature/childish.

11. " I don't understand you these days"- I have seen another better chick outside. U've been replaced already.

12. "Do you love me?"- He is not expecting a "Yes or No". He is saying "Prove it". May be on bed.

13. "What perfume do you use"- You have body odour and he's recommending a deodorant for you.

14. " Don't mention"- I know why I helped you and I won't accept "thank you" as a reward.

15. "This dress is too small for you"- you are putting on weight unneccessarily.

16. "I'll call you". Pls don't call me.

17."You look like my mother"- You breast don sag finish.

Do you agree?
Add urs guys

Edited:- Praaaaaaaiiiise the lord. Brethren, I want to thank God for the salvation of my soul. Secondly, I want to appreciate God for protection me and provision me.

Brethren God has finarry does it. I has been blowsing with my nokia 3310 on nailarand. I have did all i should does to make flont page but all to no avail.

I don suffer for nairaland. Some people tell me to "Go and die" others say i resemble "Obasenjo"
some even discomboburate my head with oyibo wey my papa no know the meaning.
But today God has did it, he has does it. Now I stand gidigba for frontpage. Thousands of people go con dey read my post. Me wey be like tooth pick. Pllllaise the lord. Harreruyah.

I want to uses my testimony as a medium of contact to all nairalander wey never reach front page say the God wey do my own go do una own. Pastor thank for ur player ooo. Oga seun u too much. The mod wey take over from SEXKILLZ God go bress and surplice you. People wey comment 4 dis thread I thank una werru wel.

My choir abeg sing skelewu make i take thank my God

Another Ugly girl is attracted to you again even on nairaland for sure ye need deliverance!

*runs away*

waleadex: It can make you fall sick only if you don't get enough sleep as a result of frequent imaginations when you're suppose to be asleep.

yeah, agreed. But the thought in itself is harmless?

I've heard many guys say
" She's gonna kill me". " She doesn't understand how I feel"
" I have a huge crush on her"

Ladies too are not left out. And their own self worst.
They fantasize alot about their crushes alot. You here words like.
"That guy is damn hot"
" I am dying in silence " " The man of my dream"

So can this obsession lead to ill health coz I'm crushing on a girl ryt now. And believe me every seconds of the day her thoughts always come to mind. And friends are noticing something "funny" as in most of the time lost in my thought even in class.
When I finally told a friend about it he said I would just kill myself.
The worst of it is that the more you are trying to keep her off your mind the more the obsession.

The question is can infactuation/obsession make one sick or even die, coz I'm afraid.

# pls No Yabbing #

He said it in 2003,2007,2011.

What else did you expect him to say?

If anyman takes Amaechi serious, he is a stewpid creature. Knowledge has gone away from him and his bald head is full of rotten brain.

Thank God its just a crush. E be like chinco product E no dey last. I will neva date anybody that crushes on me.

*I don laff tire*. Maybe they forgot that their pics are in their profile. See cute

jmoore: Imi oho

Post your picture na. How big is it?

Does it cause a hurricane when you sneeze?

no, but it can cause an earth quake

Can u date this guy. Isn't he handsome

Is this life, for goodness sake?

I had a problem checking mine today, so I wanna confirm whether it is a general or personal thing.
Pls, have you checked yours?

planetuzor: This guy u are always everywhere.. Na u get Nairaland? Why u come carry am for head like this.... I guess house is always boring 4u right?

*faints* hahhahhahahahah

Mondisweets: biko I don't do ur kind. I doubt u can last more than 5secs...don't play with fire

*Faints* hehehehehehehehe

FrancisTony: Google it Google it

Say Wetin?

FrancisTony: are you jealous. What's so special there?

Say wetin?

Corky Joe: …Opara Winfury !

say wetiin?

Are you Osama Bin Laden's son?

Ego2: nah,probably wen d tym is right

When is the tym gonna be ryt?

Ego2: hmmmmm, still interested in seeing him

Use the address to reach hum na

leavestory: bros abeg that my username "leavestory"na irony ooooo.lol

Ego2: his nos nah buh his address yh

But you aren't interested in seeing him anymore?

Ama80: where is ifeanyi itodo.he servd@suleja general hospital.he is a pharmacist pls any info.

What Year did you lose contact?

leavestory: My first love and also my first crush her name is Ajuzie Nwadiuto Queen

Why u con leave the story na? Xixxiixixixix