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AgapeCharis:
as they kon dey tag you to move page to FP......10 types don carry you go far o

lol.

tosyne2much:
mod ke ? No oooo

tosyne2much,the man of lists.I doff my Otuoke cap for you ooo.winks*

make I cause trouble small.winks*
the guy looks like jona.The woman looks like payshe.No quote me ooo

chukwudi44:
Continue to dream. Even though Jona is a gentleman do not be deceived to think his gentlemanism would get to that extent

hmm.ok.Oya mods.Fp tins.Let the bashing begin.
cc
lasticalala
tosyne2much
enusmith

1. "INEC declares Buhari
President-Elect with 26.4 million
votes! PDP rejects result" -
VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!”
"This is the worst election in
Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh)
- PUNCH!
3. "APC in a Historic Victory!”
"Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana,
begs for forgiveness". - PM
NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged
election in the world; Jega must
be arrested and imprisoned
immediately. We are heading to
court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY
INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-South boils as INEC
declares Buhari winner, Militants
threatened war." - NIGERIAN
TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate
seats and 65% House of Reps. We
are studying the
results" (Mimiko) - SUN
NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's
Victory, Demands Cancellation Of
Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH
NEWSPAPER
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In
Favour Of Buhari" - PREMIUM
TIME.
9. "Obama, Cameron, Hollande,
Mugabe, Ban-Ki-Moon, World
Leaders Congratulate Buhari" -
THE NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The
Gambaris In Niger Delta Before
May 29" (Asari Dokubo) -
SAHARA-REPORTERS!
11. "Jega Rigged For The
Opposition, We Will Obtain A
Court Order And Arrest
Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin
Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It
Is Either Jonathan Or No
Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY
TRUST
13. "Senate President, David
Mark In A Secret Meeting With
The Military To Stop May, 29
Handing Over To Buhari" -
THISDAY NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His
People At Heart Will Hand Over
Power To Someone Who Doesn't
Care About The Masses" (Doyin
Okupe) - NTA NEWS.
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better
Without Jonathan" (United
Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES
do you agree with this

With God all things are possible.

Na the reason wey I wan join y
that party with chicken as their logo be that.Wetin person wan use broom or umbreall doVote wisely.Kidding.*

who you go blameNa GEJ OR GMB.Oya start bashing

It is well.This life sha.RIP to the dead

hmm.*picks mic and jumps into the studio*

rubey:
I am not guilty of any of those accusations

;
you can lie ooo

rubey:
I am not guilty of any of those accusations

;
you can lie ooo

Tosyne2much and 10tins

jackpot:
He should show the original certificates/documents of that Range Rover and the Birth Certificate of that baby or. . .Adonbilivit!!!

There should be a season film tagged certificate saga.I trust Nollyhood to do something about this.

Our attention has been drawn to a
statement credited to the
President and founder of the Living
Faith Church worldwide, also Known
as Winners’ Chapel, Bishop David
Oyedepo, which has gone viral.
He was reported to have made the
statement last Sunday when the
President of the federal republic of
Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan came to worship at Faith
Tabernacle, which is the
headquarters of the ministry.
The falsehood that is being spread
around by mischief makers is that
the Bishop, while praying for the
President, said, “I will open the
gates of hell to anyone who oppose
you.” A little later, some others who
in an attempt to “defend” the
Bishop, came up with another quote
purportedly said by Dr. Oyedepo,
which is: “I will open the gates of
hell to those who oppose the peace
of this nation.”
Well, let’s set the records straight:
The Press and Publicity Unit of the
church, publishers of Faith
Tabernacle News, was at the 3rd
service and recorded (on tape), the
President’s 6-minute speech, the
congregational prayer for him and
the Bishop’s blessing on the
President.
Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, who is also
the presidential candidate of the
ruling party – the PDP, came to the
church as the President of this
country, not as a candidate in the
forthcoming elections. And Bishop
Oyedepo prayed for him, as
instructed in the Bible book of 1
Timothy 2:1-2, as the President of
Nigeria not as a PDP standard-
bearer.
HOW THE BISHOP AND THE
CONGREGATION PRAYED FOR THE
PRESIDENT
Even though we have published it on
this platform, for those who are yet
to read it, these were the exact
words spoken by the Bishop while he
was leading the congregational
prayers for the President. As
always, he took his bearing from the
Word of God:
“1st Timothy 2:1-2: I exhort you
therefore, that first of all,
supplications, prayers and
intercessions, and giving of thanks,
be made for all men.” Then on the
priority list is “For kings and for
all that are in authority; that we
may lead a quiet and peaceable life
in all godliness and honesty.”
“I only had an idea of the
President’s visit just yesterday. It
wasn’t there last Friday when we
had the One Night with The king. So
we are going to be praying for our
President. Let prayers and
supplications and intercessions be
made for all men; first of all, for
kings, and for them that are in
authority, that we may lead a quiet
and peaceable life in all godliness
and honesty.
And after that I will do what the
priests are asked to do. It says
“Speak to Aaron, that after this
manner shall ye bless.” Proclaim
blessings as a priest of God over
our President, and the blessings will
answer, in the name of Jesus Christ.
In Numbers 6:23-26, The Lord said
to Moses and the children of Israel
saying “On this wise shall ye bless
the children of Israel saying: The
Lord bless thee and keep thee; the
Lord make His face to shine upon
thee, and be gracious unto thee; The
Lord lift His countenance upon thee
and give thee peace.”
When that blessing comes to stay,
something happens. You see, the
generation of the Old Testament
knew the value of blessings; they
would even cry for it. Every
blessing proclaimed upon you today
must answer on your life.
I like us to be on our feet and lift
the President up to God. Whatever
you desire to see God bring about in
his life; bring about in our nation,
begin to pray that prayer right now.
Father, release your grace upon the
President to manage the demands
of his office.
Release unusual grace in increasing
dimensions, to manage the demands
of his office.
Cause your face to shine upon him.
Lord, grant the desires of his heart.
Grant Nigeria peace.
Under him, grant Nigeria greater
advancement.
Thank you father, in Jesus’ name we
pray.”
THEN THE BISHOP ALONE PRAYED
FOR THE PRESIDENT
“This entire church proclaims the
President blessed today
Blessed with divine wisdom to
manage the demands of his office
Blessed with keys to see the
miraculous in his life
Blessed with grace that will advance
His cause in our nation
Every time we pray here, God hears.
The Bible says “Wherever 2 or 3 are
gathered, I’m there in their midst,
and if we agree concerning
anything, it’s done for us.”
Therefore, in the name of Jesus, our
President is declared blessed.
His going out is blessed, his coming
in is blessed.
The will of God is blessed in his
life.
Thank you father, blessed be your
name, in Jesus precious name.”
And the whole congregation shouted
“Amen.” That was it!
NOTE:
1. There was no mention of “hell” in
the prayer
2. There was no mention of “the
gates of hell” in the prayer
3. There was no mention of
“opposition” or “oppose” in that
prayer
4. It is very clear that these
mischief makers where waiting for
an opportunity, which presented
itself in President Jonathan’s visit
to the church in the heat of the
campaigns. And with what we have
seen, most politicians can do just
anything to whip up sentiments and
score cheap political points.
5. The church has never been
involved in partisan politics but has
been prayerfully active in ensuring
that the Nigerian ship doesn’t sink
6. The church has always obeyed the
biblical injunction to pray for those
in authority and the “peace of
Jerusalem.”
7. This is not an attempt to defend
the church or Bishop Oyedepo, as we
already know that no matter how
far a lie has travelled, the truth
will definitely overtake it.
8. This is also not an attempt to
defend God, because the Almighty
God is more than able to defend
himself.
9. As you read this, no one has even
called to confirm from the ministry
the veracity of this claim and a
video recording of the service which
is equally online has been labeled
“doctored” by those who are bent
on dragging the name of the church
into partisan politics.
10. For the record, this is exactly
what happened; whatever is being
peddled was obviously created by
those who want to benefit politically
from the controversy; and promoted
by bloggers who want to drive
traffic to their sites; and spread
by those who already think they
have an axe to grind with their
perceived lifestyle of Bishop
Oyedepo.
Jesus is Lord!

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in Zimbabwe , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among
the
instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the
attributes of
the men increase as the shopper
ascends
the flights. There is, however, a
catch ..
You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to
go
up a floor, but you cannot go back
down
except to exit the building! So, a
woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband .
On the first floor the sign on the
door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and
love
the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love
the
Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
the
Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good
looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are good looking and
help
with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help
with
the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes
to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor number
4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists
solely
as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the
Husband
Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good
laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth!

COPIED

gede7744:
in fact d lies were just too much. why digging into someone life intoto just to score cheap political points?

honestly l was forced to conclude that AIT is PDP station

you can't blame them.That was the same thing Mccain did to Obama in 2008.What they don't know is,they are making Buhari more popular.PDP always shooting itself on the legs.

hassey:
this should b on d front page. it will go a long way to educate so many ppl abt PDP ways of politics

let's hope the mods will do the needful.Lalasticalala oya ooo

1. Fela never mentioned Buhari's
name in the $2.8bn
issue. He mentioned OBJ. The
documentarians cut that
part off, said it was GMB
2. Buhari did not expel Ghana from
Nigeria, Shehu
Shagari did it.
3. The issue of Gloria Okon
disappearing under GMB is
also a Bloody lie. Gloria disappeared
under IBB (Dele
Giwa died for it)
4. What has the death of two of
Buhari's daughters got
to do with a documentary of Buhari's
ability to rule?
5. Fela's mum died after Kalakuta
republic was attacked
by Obasanjo's govt in 1978. GMB
didnt come into power
until 1984
POLITICS should not make us lose our
values as a
NATION..
Let our campaigns be issue based..."
Tonye Okio via
Funmi Adewola's page.

hmm.this Op no go kill person with laughter ooo.WTF

phlemzy:
APC, PDP's greatest nightmare.

reminds me of Emrys as Morgana's nightmare and downfall in Merlin

phlemzy:
APC, PDP's greatest nightmare.

reminds me of Emrys,Morgana's nightmare and doom in Merlin.

History has been made. Science has
been turned on its head.
Agriculturists have been confounded.
Even some Chickens shed all their
feathers out of sheer shock following
the incident.
All this happened, after 700 Hens at
the famous Otta Farms in Ogun
State laid HARD BOILED EGGS.
Scientists have no idea how on earth
this happened, but some have blamed
this unfathomable phenomenon on the
Harsh Sunlight the country has been
experiencing of late.
This theory was further corroborated
after a Chicken in Sokoto was said to
have laid scrambled eggs, but it
unfortunately died during childbirth.
Otta Farm owner, Gen. Olusegun
Obasanjo has been livid since hearing
the news that his chickens gave birth
to boiled eggs, and has asked the
Nation to pile the blame (as Usual)
on President Goodluck Jonathan.
In an interview with our
correspondent, he said:
“Osone Layer caused my fowl to lay
boiled egg? Osone? What is Osone
Layer? Is Osone layer not cinema?
How did cinema make my fowl to lay
Boil egg, s’ogbo? I say its
Goodluck’s fault! Beeni! (coughs)
Since he take over, only Badluck,
Badluck. No Fuel, Boko Haram, he
doesn’t respect me again, and his
wife, Payshay, always disturbing us
with Rubbish Grammar. Fellow
Nigerians, enough is enough o! We
must fight back o!”
Meanwhile, Lagosians have asked
Fashola to do something about the
sun or they will embark on a 1-week
stay at home strike, While Goodluck
Jonathan has set up a Committee to
confirm if ‘Osone’ is a really Layer
or just a Cinema.

Eeyah

My people,who cause am:GMB or GEJ.

I know guys are happy that election
will hold on february 14.Conversation
between guy and girl:
(phone rings).
Guy:Hello.
Girl:Hello,baby.How are you?
Guy:Fine.You?
Girl:Fine too.What are you getting me
for valentine?
Guy:Aww,sorry.There's curfew in my
area cos of election all through
february till the beginning of march.
Girl:Ehn!!!(Hangs up the phone and
swears for Jega).
Naija guys,I hail una ooo.

Nickymezor:
Mehn dis weather na die ooo.... Damn too cold

Eeyah.doooh.But the weather is a good one even though ts too cold.It will help in production of palm oil.

Imagine since 2011.I didn't want to call this man clueless before,but not I have to.Jona-DAFT.They just see the masses as fools.NONSENSE!!!

So many propagandas during election.*watching in HD*

2011 season 2.It is well

Febuhari and Jonatan(burn finish)

Not again!When will alk these madness stop na?

Oahray:
Nice...

However, love is not something you make yourself do. It's not a wristwatch you put on or take off at will. It's a natural reaction to what you perceive about the other person.

The expression "The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found" has poetic appeal but it isn't very practical.

Each one of us have qualities that we love in other persons. A relationship (especially marriage) depends on much more than just the effort of one person. The best you can do is try to look for and focus on the good, but if the bad is too bad, forget it, you cannot just make yourself ignore it. The bulk of the work involved in staying in love lies with the other person.

How would a woman learn to love a drunken brute who doesn't give a damn about her opinions? How would a man learn to love a nagging and self centered wife who constantly puts him down, even trying to go beyond verbal abuse into the physical?

So yes, while you may have to work hard to sustain love, FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON IS AN IMPORTANT FIRST STEP.

hmm.Great one there,bro

rhotimie:
Thanks so much! I love the fact that you could give such an exceprt, very precisive and realistic. More!

You welcome,bro.Thanks for reading