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DailyNews: ...and y should a guy pay for your transport when he doesn't have the intention of befriending u or getting to know u Are guys father christmas or was the guy putting on a Santa Claus outfit when u saw him


As if you have even helped your fellow girls for free talkless of helping a guy, sighs.

Girls like u are the reason some men treat women with disdain and bad intentions...u better change for good. As if giving him your number would have changed his life when actually it would have been another burden and cross for him to carry.

Unimportant number u will still end up giving freely to some playboys online who will smash ur heart soon. Keep fuming: I don't give my no out. Thank God u didn't give him d no though.

And to all the girls saying: can't a guy do something for a girl without expecting sth in exchange, are guys father christmas? Is it written anywhere that guys must be the only ones doing girls favour for free? Y can't u girls do favour to guys for free

Anyway, I don't blame u, I blame all those guys who are too freaky about skirt, all those guys who are ready to sell their pride/family just to satisfy one ungrateful girl like this one. You are the reason girls think getting a man is easy. I don't blame them. You guys should better wake up...carry yourselves with pride. Women are nothing if u focus on your career/education/business and carry yourself with pride. They will be the ones running after u.

Even God our father and creator doesn't feel happy when He blesses us and we refuse to worship, obey and thank Him, talkless of man.

Y shud a guy who isn't your brother, ur uncle, ur cousin, nephew, boyfriend, husband, etc help u without expecting something from u You better stop accepting favour from people if u know u are not ready to give them something in return.

...and when guys start running away from u n treating u like trash tomorrow, u will come back here to whine that all guys are wicked.

Remember, what u sow in rainy season is what u will reap in the dry season, so keep being arrogant to innocent guys with good intentions now that u are young, u will wake up n start running from church to church someday!! Nansense!!!!

drnoel: now this one is something 4 the books. Wait let us think about this well. the guy who has his brains in his feet like u said forced his own hard earned money on the driver that dropped u off. I didn't see where u said u tried to stop him but he refused but u just stood there and watched him force his own hard earned money on the driver and u still expected him not to ask u those questions. U really must be JJC or are u new? U must be chalatant 2 expect him to just let u go like that.

drnoel: u obviously have a problem. If u didn't want him to ask u those questions why did u allow him pay 4 ur transport. Are u new??

markingday: ^
It makes no difference to me because I am an atheist. God = god = Obatala = Zeus = ??. Same shìt.

alienware: dry cow dung

alienware: dry cow dung

ganase2: Don't be deceived by the girl's looks o. As ladies we know ourselves

You'd be amazed at these bad habits which a crop of even the most beautiful Nigerian girls are involved in and still are proud of: For the guys, don't worry, your own analysis is coming too *wink***

NOTE: Like i said this analysis is for crops of Nigerian babes. We have lots and lots of hygienic-conscious ladies and if you must know, Nigerian babes are the most beautiful and most endowed in the world!

1. Preparing noodles in a small pot, only to eat directly from the pot in order to avoid washing an extra dish.
Guys do this a lot too,dey even eat and end up not washing the pots for several days.
2. Failing to wash period-stained bed-sheets immediately
some guys use bedspread for up to a month,without washing,which makes it stink
3. Wearing the same underwear multiple times
guys are so guilty of this,some guys can wear boxers for 3weeks,withou2 washing that u could even smell it thru dier clothes.#SMH#
4. Rinsing hand after using the toilet, as against washing with actual soap (that's if some really care to rinse at all)
5. Spilling something on a table and brushing it on the floor with bare hands....whatever happened to napkins and dust packs.
Some dirty guys even do not bother cleaning at all.
6. Using towels for a really long time without washing it - yes, some for weeks or months
hahahahha,guys too are so found of this,some if u see thier towels ehh,u wont want to eat thier food.
7. Eating breakfast, especially on a Saturday, without brushing.
8. Leaving crumbs of hair in the hairbrush or comb for quite a long period of time
9. Chewing gum and blowing it in public
some guys have also learnt dis.
10. Shouting on top of their voices to greet a friend across the road...*some even think it's chick...guys want babes who have lady-like attitudes
guys are so guilty of dis
11. Leaving home without tissue paper and asking around from friends when they want to ease themselves in public
12. Some ladies' love for money is extreme - "incrediblelicious" (whatever that English is), some Nigerian girls could sell their fathers, mothers and siblings just for money and also turn their boyfriends into ATMs and CBN

Like i said, we know ourselves as ladies, next will be on guys!

http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/08/bad-habit-nigerian-girls.html

Mynd_44: With all the money in the world, if you are boring and without ideas, you would be unlovable unlike the broke person who knows how to spice things up in his/her little way.

Money ko, cash ni.

You people have a whole bunch of misplaced priorities

kobenol: @OP
...And you wouldn't oblige because?
Come on!
Be a gentle lady.

kobenol: @OP
...And you wouldn't oblige because?
Come on!
Be a gentle lady.

sexytabhi: I think wht the op is just trying to say is that most men don't do things for free or for the sake of doing it,they always have ulterior motives

Beachqueen59: [color=#770077][/color]Take her out on a suprise date, send her gifts when she list expects it. Go out on group dates. Travel some where together on holidays. Spent the night with on the same bed without sleeping or touching her. Take her out on a suprise date, send her gifts when she list expects it. Go out on group dates. Travel some where together on holidays. Spent the night with on the same bed without sleeping with her or touching her. Do everything you can to please her. Remember relationships are like 2go. And 2go would be really boring without star progress. You must thrive to reach phantom or ultimate. :-D

DonDraper: Getting a Nigerian man to marry you is the
easiest thing in the world. This is your chance to
stop being single and get a-mingling. These easy
steps will get you married, bedded, bare foot and
pregnant in less than a year, guaranteed or your
money back.


-- Be very religious. Nigerian men loveeeee them
some religious girls. you don't actually have to be,
you just have to pretend that you are. talk about
the night vigils you go to every now and then. slip
in some Bible passages in random conversations
even when they don't fit in. Give him a Bible for
his birthday. call him randomly for "morning
prayers". a nigerian man will marry a woman who
appears to be religious. fake it till you get that
ring baby girl.


-- Pretend to be maternal. Pretend that you love
children so much. especially other people's
children. coo at them at grocery stores, malls,
lounges, planes. talk about how much you love
children. carry his friends' kids all day long. offer
to help feed them. it doesn't matter that you
don't love other people's kids and think that
children can be such dicks from a very early age,
it should not matter. pretend girl. you're
auditioning to be his baby popper, act like one.


-- Don't ever mention that you're a "feminist".
femi-gini? that shit don't live here miss. Bleep
women rights. accept all traditional roles even
when you're dating. when you are dating him,
make sure his food is ready as soon as he walks
through that door bitch. it doesn't matter that
you're in school or you are also working like him,
shit like that don't matter. you have to show your
man that you can put your back into it and be
that super woman who will clean, cook, pop your
back in bed and still pop out those kids.


-- You gats deny all them man them. Have you
ever had sex? made out with someone?
ummm...you don't have to tell your Nigerian man
that. when you're asked your body count is 1 or
2, never more than 3 though cos you're already
side stepping into whoredom. never mind that
your Nigerian man's count is like 54, who cares?
he's only out there fucking everything in skirt so
that he can impress you in bed. all of what he
does is for you, you ingrate!! he's out there
putting his penis in everything in other to come
home and please you in bed and you have the
guts to say you have a body count of more than
3? if any man claims he has slept with you, cry
and swear that you know no such man. refer to
rule number 1, start quoting Bible passages about
how your enemies are chasing you and shit.
that whole subtracting 7 from your body count is
bullshit. you only have 3 choices: 1, 2, or 3. other
than that, you might as well just remain single.


-- A Nigerian man has needs that only you can't
meet. you have to give him some penis room.
why are you being selfish? let men be men. let
them have wings to fly. don't be asking him why
he came home late. you smell perfume on him?
be happy that some girl is keeping him
moisturized and smelling all good. that's one
thing you don't have to do today. Let them have
some fun girl, you just want that ring on your
finger don't you? relax. that diamond that you
can instagram with well manicured fingers is
coming.


-- Last but not least, cook up a storm!!! your man
should not be going hungry. cater to his food
palette girl!! if you don't cook for him some other
girl will cook for him and steal him away. cook
him new delicacies all day, find out how his
mother used to do it, cook for his friends too.
why do you want to eat in restaurant? bitch
please use that money and take your arse to the
grocery store and make that man some food. let
him save that money he would have used to take
you out on your ring darling. be wise. a stitch in
time saves nine.


This is my good deed for the day. Let him who
have ears, listen or something like that.

mobuch: Hello fellow nairalanders, there is this girl dat grew up in my parents neigbourhood somewhere in surulere, i just met her today and she has grown so big and beautiful; i really need to bang her badly, but unfortunately her bride price has been paid for, please can anyone advise me on how to accomplish dis assignment

Enegod: go out, sit in front of him in a short skirt
and slooowwwwly spread your legs...
then cross them or put one on top of
another.truss me, that's a huge turn on
...a little devil inside of him would LOVE to push
buttons.
hope it helpsss