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Op, I dey suspect you o....... "beautiful " really?

na money she spend o.........the Lord bless you for this act of kindness. I can imagine how happy those people must be

ki lon je corn and pear......... booli atepa All the way
I still ate it this afternoon sef

Op, since it's a throwback, "Was" is what you should use not "is"
by the way, I don't think this is real

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This Lady don hammer.......Oluwa ranti emi naa o, Tori owo epo o kin se teeyan kan

haters

Blurryface:
Did you read the post at all? That is how una take fail WAEC. Them go ask you A, you go answer B.

e be like say you no dey alright

close to my side here

eeyah.....and what makes you think she did it for her husband Maje?

is this for real?

nope!!!

this was not too long ago joor.....they are still young boys. the power of money

i pity you, you still dey announce, let the witches responsible for that hear you .................anyway congratulations. they cant do you nothing

awh....my sweet Alapomeji

ehy....see what annoyance can do

mtcheeeew!!!!!! is this what we need now in Nigeria. when people are dying daily of hunger

mtcheeeew!!!!!!

We Ladies ehn, we get too much wahala. see how she's trying to spoil someone else's joy

Correct woman!!! but she get mind sha o. she must have been deeply hurt

Meanwhile.......

Na wa o. because of this Mis Anambra case many girls can't freely buy cucumber in public anymore. Lmao

Goody IJ Adaugo wrote........
Just imagine I was buying cucumber for my weight loss, someone was busy watching me wit a bad eye so I HV to ask d aboki man to cut it into pieces b4 dey will start thinking something else

Imagine d yeye man smiling as it was being cut
I Was curious n ask y he was smiling
Imagine his reply- u can still gum it wit super glue.
I just left d cucumber wit a aboki n my money
Dis is not funny, y must I suffer for anoda persons sin?
#weeping

Meanwhile........

Na wa o. because of this Mis Anambra case many girls can't freely buy cucumber in public anymore. Lmao

Goody IJ Adaugo wrote........
Just imagine I was buying cucumber for my weight loss, someone was busy watching me wit a bad eye so I HV to ask d aboki man to cut it into pieces b4 dey will start thinking something else

Imagine d yeye man smiling as it was being cut
I Was curious n ask y he was smiling
Imagine his reply- u can still gum it wit super glue.
I just left d cucumber wit a aboki n my money
Dis is not funny, y must I suffer for anoda persons sin?
#weeping

deeMarc:
Eyin iyawo koni mo eni......the wife back will not know mat.....I myself don't know the meaning....I just hear it a lot after wedding ish

it means she would conceive easily I.e without having to do it [have sex] repeatedly....again and again which may give her back pain before she conceives. Thats of course if they are actually using a mat.... on a bed she won't feel it that much

When your 'craze' has freshened up and is about to hit the market.

When your 'craze' has freshened up and is about to hit the market.

q

Thermodynamics:
You've really made us proud bro. May God grant you more success in your field.

I love Yoruba people, they Gat big brains for education, not all though, some behave totally like Hausa people. But i must marry a yoruba woman from Ibadan.

na we be this

10 Yoruba Demon starter packs


1. THE AGBADA

A ‘Yoruba demon’s destiny is not complete without one of these, in fact, lots of these. All you need is a loyal dry cleaner to make sure a ‘turn up’ never catches you unaware.

2. THE LATEST 100K PHONE

Forget Techno and the rest, a 100k phone is the right tool needed for the job, if you are going to break hearts, you’ll need to move quickly. Why else did you think slot made D’banj brand ambassador.

3. TRUE CALLER APP

Except you are a spiritual demon, how do you plan to block or avoid the rain of curses from those lists of crying hearts that you have broken.

4. DSTV WITH FULL BOUQUET

She must DSTV and chill! With channels like E!, Zee world, Telemundo and co, you have to be able to keep her in and entertained as long as you want to. It adds to the enabling environment.

5. A SOJI GATEMAN

Who knows when to say Oga is not at home. Oga has travelled. Take key and wait for oga. Oga has moved, one army officer just moved in.

6. TOYOTA CAMRY (PENCIL LIGHT), EOD – G-WAGON, RANGE ETC

It depends on your level, Island, Mainland, FESTAC, etc. A clean ride is a must, you might need to do late night pick ups and discharges.

7. POSH HAIRSTLE OR BEARD GANG

It’s all part of the script and it makes your job easier. Here is how; So, Amaka takes a selfie with you and this posh look, with your iPhone 6 camera pixels doing some filtering and special effect, you come out looking like Drake. She shows you off to her friends and out of 8 friends, two of them steal her phone to get your number or add you on Facebook…. ‘Rinse and repeat”

8. THAT RED CUP

The communal gathering cannot be complete without you and your red cup.

9. WEDDINGS AND GROOMS MAN

These wedding events and turn ups are regular hunting grounds for single girls with hope and dreams, you need to be in the game and your game has to be on point.

10. YORUBA BOY SWAG

To be a successful Yoruba demon, you have to be sleek and smooth, you have to drip swags, your smile has to be on point (even in your sleep). All these are drones that adds to your Arsenal.

Thank God I aint one
#YorubaBoy #NoDemonsHere #JustSaying

When we were growing up they used to tell us that education is the key to success, now we have that key only to find out that
the government has changed the lock