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Cutehector:
cuz d lady is very fat

hahaha...african ladies are truly fat

chidifyn:
I see a black rod wearing helmet that intruded to the white corner with one hand pleading for help...

funny bedsheets for couples... what can you see? (pix)

2muchopoTBdope:
Lol...tnx bro buh kpetus zone is a zone where any guy wud dream of or wud want to relax in ,where his Job description wud be restricted to kpetus-related areas and Konji abrasion, lol.
Kpetus can be defined as that follow-come injury in between the thighs of an any Eve. Follow-come in this context means evry Eve is born with it. lol

Your definition no be here

ask4cyrra:
poor boy + poor girl = 12 children
poor girl + rich boy = loyalty
rich girl + poor boy = oppression
rich boy + rich girl = divorce

2muchopoTBdope:
lol...this is funny sha but I tink Number 3 will last the longest, u know 'Dere is nothing/nobody more humble Dan a poor man'- Pete Edochie (2014).
First, the guy would be very humble and submissive to the lady cos he knows wot he is gaining and doesn't wanto loose dem,even wen he tries to cheat, he is more careful Dan a Nigga driving a Bugatti at Oshodi. He might even have anoda lady on the side, but most times this lady on the side knws abt his relationship with the Rich one, so she's equally careful so they both do not loose.
I tink most times, the basic reasons a Rich gal wud date a poor guy are his sexual prowess or Academic/Intelligence level. In most cases, she bosses the relationship but dere is usually dis connection she has with the dude and probably the reason why she decided to date him orelse she wud have kept him in a cool 'Zone' like Friend Zone or Kpetus Zone (I like this zone sha). Such relationships last longer cos the both sides most times live with the fear of loosing sth. It cud be Love or just a profit-making relationship. Whichever, compared to the odas,it wud last the longest.

Very funny but interesting... Which one is kpetus zone again?

boboLIL:
all wil last if there is UNDERSTANDING

Really, 3 is a no go area if u understand gals of nowadays

SunshineNYC:
Not everyone that admires your light deserves your shine aka some men/women are just not worth your time. Don't stick around and hope it gets better. If there are early warning signs that you won't get along as a couple just leave before investing more time and emotion and prolonging the hurt.

Guam! U nailed it there... So true

malele:
Once ur girlfriend tells u no, even if blood comes out from ur eyes she won't accept u back.

No as in... No show for u?.. Lol... Some gals still hv soft mind though

boombay:
depends!

Depends on?

I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THESE PAIRED RELATIONSHIPS CAREFULLY. 1. POOR BOY + POOR GIRL 2. POOR GIRL + RICH BOY 3. RICH GIRL + POOR BOY 4. RICH GIRL + RICH BOY WHICH RELATIONSHIP DO YOU THINK WILL LAST LONGER? JUST PICK A Number AND GIVE REASONS.

Nancywealth:
ughelli

That's nice

after enjoying waec coordination now NECO...please when is it starting n venue for agbor,delta state

titosantana:
The funniest thing here is that the guy might not be good at physical combat.

Some guys are big for nothing!!!

hahaha...dos muscles are not foam oh...no film trick...real muscles...lol

Jollyjoy:
am from ozoro and u?

am from Uro-irri...where are u based?

Nancywealth:
hello my deltan brothers and sisters

hi, where are you based?

Proudly deltan..

It is well ...

stevenwestwood:
na respect o...watin my babe find reach en syd at first...Omo na only her waka com o

hahaha...u and ur babe don quarrel be that

lefulefu:
not always true oooo.
even very matured men still fall for such scam.i know of a chick wey dey hammer 20k worth of recharge cards from men b/w the ages of 60 something to 70 something.na even older men dey fall pass for the scam than younger men.

give me her number make she dey send the cards give me...lol

liricyst:
Love: This can't stand alone. It depends on so many variables. It is very important in a relationship however but there are a lot of things I would place above love.

Sex: You can have sex with just about anyone as long as your conditions for giving it up are met. Whether its cash, love, chemistry or just pure curiosity. It is important in a relationship as far as the intimacy part of the relationship is concerned. Important to both male and female contrary to what the ladies would have us believe. They act like they are doing it for us when they like it as much as us if not more. However being good in bed isn't the most important for a relationship no matter how much we all love it.

Trust: Trust?? Lol... who does that? Okay on a more serious note, every partner is on a constant lookout for the slightest change in character in their better half. Total Trust never really exists , a man/woman can be trusted in some sectors and not in some. Take into consideration the fact that change is constant, then its no surprise that trust must be earned every single day. Relationships are about assuring your partner and reassuring them. Constant Reassurance! Don't use that as an excuse though, be trustworthy, it pays.

Time: The above mentioned all depend upon time. The time it takes you to get sex, trust, love will vary from individual to individual but time is no doubt a major player. The only problem is as humans we don't have enough time to cover all activities in addition to relationships so we must have a scale of preference and do some opportunity cost. Still, I am a fan of balance. Get your time management right, be successful but carve out enough time for your partner.

This long epistle was just to say I pick time. Cheers

awesome

I believe NNPC will call me soonest for an interview, all hope is not lost amidst crisis in NNPC. All things are working together for my good.

aameyah:
I wanted to ignore you at first but then such behavior as yours must be corrected in public since you have exhibited yourself in public.
If you must know, I earn very well and have been doing for the past two years plus so you can just shut it about enviousness.
People have been waiting for this recruitment since 2012 and while the positions are being distributed through the backdoor, you are here displaying yourself.

I myself applied for it back then. But a few months later, I got another job where I had to prove my mettle before joining the organisation. And I've been working since then.
But that doesn't mean I should forget the pains of others just because I have a good job. I know how it feels to be cheated out of a job.

Let us begin to tell ourselves the truth please.

please can you share with me how I can apply for a job in ur organisation...contact me on whatsapp, 08039316029 ...bbm, 755A2686
thanks in anticipation

omasdeprof@yahoo.com tnx in anticipation

where can I order for a phone-samsung galaxy series apart from ebay

Ramj:
From past contact, the NB Management Trainee yes always contains the usual
Verbal Section,
numerical section,
Logical reasoning and FINALLY

Field Specific questions...

For those that applied for Brewing be expecting questions on Microbiology, Biochemistry and brewing processes generally


For engineering people expect questions on generators, refrigeration , machines and drives and general electrical and mechanical engineering questions..

Goodluck to us all.

Cheers

thanks for the info

i received alert today

skyfullofstars:
They're all important, yet, given my own experience, I would make trust a big priority. In order to trust the other person should br truthful, of course...

yea...cos its hard to love someone u barely trust

i wish this could make front page

I would keep an open ear