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JeffreyJamez: My manhood has just been insulted..... Going on self-exile....

*walks out and slams door*

hahahahaha... na only your manhood.... choi! Please come back with your boihood.... err, I mean...manhood... and help me upgrade my signature na

JigsawKillah: lol dis grl sha
apple pad? U mean pampers+apple? U go get am la




SAW

This girl is actually an old woman now

Grey Blood: that's an aberration na, dat's meant for men to do the libation for the gods.

which village are you from?

You dare to argue with she whom the gods have chosen.................. I warn you young man, beware lest I place a curse on you....

women have been Prietesses in family family for a real long time be warned

JigsawKillah: na only worldcup u dey predict?


b]SAW[/b]

To predict Premier Leagues... the gods need the following - an apple laptop; a Sony Xperia Z²; apple iPad Air and Samsung UHDTV 110....

all this is for consultation... Premier League is not a local consultation... Mbanu!

noble4d: chai dis ur Oracle go be striker ooo

JeffreyJamez: Copy and paste...

my own is not working.... it's saying error, error, error ... why does NL hate me so... if it's not antisapmbot its error

JigsawKillah: *hands over the keg of palmwine*

Argentina Vs Switzerland
Belgium vs USA




SAW

**pours palmwine on the floor and chews kolanut and spits it out** Ihe omena-ala eluo.... **strikes gonk**

Hmmm, hmmm, ehh, hmmm....................

Argentina and Belgium.

JeffreyJamez: And I'm what?.....

You are a boi

JeffreyJamez, please how do you put color in your signature?

JeffreyJamez: When the eyes are tired, they'll move to KP and Lola...... Lol

How rude... leave KP and Lola alone... they are old enough

Algeria, looking forward to see you back in Africa ... na today... you want to take out the Machines... una be terminator?

Cheriepet: Mama P abeg no kill me with laugh...

Jay mum is here

Cheriepet dear, all this declaration of love no tire you... have I told you I love you.... I LOVE YOU!... Luv you more...

Love...love...love... CJ and JJ... Mama has got her eyes on you

JigsawKillah: hw 2mao matches go be na?

tell me who's playing and I'll see if I can clearly consult the Oracle this night....

**Pours palmwine on the floor** Our Forefathers this one is for you....

*breaks kolanut** he who brings kola brings life....


Jigs, bring a keg of palmwine when coming to clarify the vision of the gods...

Issorait.

Me too I resign from watching Super Eagles.... oh I remember.... I resigned since 2002.... Okay, I renew my resignation..... mtcsheeew

JeffreyJamez: *slams bottle of Heineken on TV and storms out*

Where the fvck is my car key!!!!!!!!

no break that TV screen make I no wungure you o.... naughty boi

lanicky: Oh God Whyyyyyy!!!

2:0 choii!

I'm sure gonna cry my eyes out.....oh my pwety ass

Charijee...lemme alone jawe
Cheriepet...plsss, is atlantic ocean very close to dis place?
Lorlaahlozz...don't hold me jawe..
Mz Mariah...will u escort me to atlantic ocean?

Jigsawkillah.......we lost d match....m not happy @all.

Why stop at the Atlantic ocean? try the Red sea na..... didn't I tell you guys I've booked their flight back home?

you want to waste ma money...... don't stop crying until you hear they paid them $20,000 for going to Brazil at all ....

**sips palm wine** na today...

JeffreyJamez: You too sugar... Luv you more.

more than what exactly?.... heineken or your bike

charijee: you are spoiling me with love o......Thanks. ....have I told you I love you today?
ILOVEYOU

na only love.... love ko, lovina ni.... naughty gal

jonsin: for you to be smiling like this, that guy must have bleeped you real good, ekuse

oh he delivered alright

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lanicky, sweet, i am not implicating u btw mum already knows buh she do not abt JJ n CJ...[/quote]Cherie Sweets, you know I know now.... na today.... as for JJ and CJ, sharing room, smooching tummies and kissing deeply ...... I know.... but CJ asked me to remain speechless on the mata.... so my mouth is in the position of kpichikom

Lani luv, it's not that I believe them o.... but just comot from under that tree... lol

Best s3x night ever after months of waiting to do the right thing

In one word - CHARLY BOY

While we are all feeling still somewhat depressed about the NL-attack, let's find hope and soem encouragements by clicking the link below and reading this...

http://alifediary./2014/06/30/a-new-day-a-new-hope/

Meanwhile, have a great last day of June, cheers

charijee: Mummy P here's ur dinner

Choi! Charijee is spoiling me rotten... a yaik it .... **steps on scale** this is dangerous to my healthy living o

kingphilip: mama p na so?
Me na team nigeria o

Na so, my brother o, this is not a matter of sentiment o, na reality be this

Lani luv, thanks for welcoming to ya booming homestead... it is da bomb and I yaik it

Good morning this morning every body. Hope y'all slept like angels? Y'all have a great day now and no naughtiness.... JJ, I got my eyes on you

Lolz

JigsawKillah: u be prediction site on ur own oo
u go help me win nairabet abeg
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@Cheriepet....wetin Pastor preach? No lie oo

Jigs, ejor take it easy o.... only bet small notes o... I no fit shout

kingphilip: your yesterday's words in that other thread i enjoyed it and wanted to use it as my siggy

Use away my dear, you are fully permitted

JeffreyJamez: That's what I get for lifting your luggage to your room on the top floor?!!

oh, for that? ......................... here............

JeffreyJamez: I think I need a drink...

Take this....