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Lani luv, I'm here o. And I'm speechless. But indeed while we all weep, imagine the deep sorrow of the Oga at the top... poor him.

OMG! That cracked me up

To get my bad temper on a stronger leash.

Can someone plz tell me y people confuse hissing with sighing

I have found the 'Go and Die' crew simply hilarious. NLers who use it with the right zing just cracks me up.

I just knew this had to be in India. They are way too superstitious than even Africans.
Faith has a way of making something happen. Because you believe, it becomes. Simple.
Just struck me though that sons are more valuable in India because they have more earning power ... The dowry. Same applies here with our daughters but did that make them more valuable? Hell No!
The tale of a woman!

I am shocked that some guys here r asking u 2 forget about it. Dang! What kind of men r u
You would forget ur flesh n blood? Shame on u guys!
@OP, plz confirm that she is ur daughter by getting in touch with ex. Approach ds matter with maturity n sensitivity. Find out what ex's stand is. LET UR WIFE KNOW. Don't hide it. D truth has a way of coming out. Talk calmly n gently with u wife.
And may I suggest u make plans to av some kind of relationship with ur daughter. Acknowledge her and care for her as much as u can or allowed to.
Good luck.

And they call it DEMOCRACY! Such a pitiful nation

Honestly can't remember ever seeing one.
Hmmm, y is that i wonder

Ha, let us not forget the:
'who has a small pin charger crew'. To show their total disregard for any thread topic, this group of people, deviate from the topic by infamously making their charger request.

I am in the 'what is this doing on the Front Page crew'.
Choi! Dem don catch me

I'd just like to point out that if bf's dad is a NLer, then he'd probably log on to NL anytime soon, see this interesting topic on the FP, click on it and read.
Couple of moments later, he'd probably recall once having a fight with a NLer that resulted in exchange of hard words. He'd remember that his son's gf was just over at the stated period.
He'd put two n two together and......Voilà!
Just thought I should point that out.
Merry Xmas, y'all.

Oga hubby invents. I taste and see, then give approval or disapproval.
Hmmm, just approved a new style some 30mins ago.
Ah marriage tinz. It truly allows perfect freedom of xpresion jò.

It simply came 4rm d culture of regarding Rice as white man food. So it became a VIP delicacy. Now evn when its so common, we just can't let d habit go.

D part i liked best is wn u said: 'i know i'm not photogenic'.
D thing remind me of d popular saying: d truth shall set u free.
Merry Xmas, my dear n may our good n compassionate God make u more photogenic in 2014. May evry camera turned on u bring out d best in u. IJN. Amen.
Thank u

Decryptor: Abeg Number 1 does not count or affect me cos i am on the weighty side. But whenever a park my Range Rover Sport, the gals overlook my weight.

hey bros, i'm glad d gals r overlooking d weight. Hope d size-related health challenges r doing same

Yeah, cockiness & arrogance are not the same as confidence and boy, do we see a whole lot of that in our men.
Many are the brothers I've been sorely tempted to slap the sheer arrogance out of...

A very merry Christmas and a most prosperous New year to NLers. May ds season bring you the greatest reasons to smile n laugh.
And special greeting to my 5 followers *winks* (why u r following me, I don't know but THANK U). And may God bless n be wif u n urs ds season.
Cheers people

If only NL was the real world....hmmm

bin gbagbo:

something to wet your appetite

I entered the bar and requested for three bottles of beer, a plate of full chicken, a big bowl of eba and egusi soup, one plate of isi-ewu and a pack of cigarette . I sat next to this poor looking guy who had just a bottle of pepsi sipping.He was looking into my eye with envy!Obviously very hungry guy!
I also ate my "downloads" well ,well to infuriate this poor guy.After some minutes, i realised i had to catch a flight at 6pm, poor i had no wrist watch! The pepsi guy had a wrist watch, so i ask am, " oga, what says your time?" He looked into my face closely for 3 minutes speechless, and finally said,. . . . .












"ask your isi-ewu!"

lol. This is certainly the funniest joke i ever read from you.

Darn! Got me thinking nasty thoughts. Lol.

Where I wan come find 1992 and 2005 Calendar now, eh?

Oh my, these are completely amazing. I just loved them, thanx OP.

Interesting.................................................Really interesting.

The crazy thing here is that you suspected he was being unfaithful and you ignored it. Matter of fact you don't mind if he is unfaithful, so long as he doesn't take a second wife, right?
Dear wifee, therein lies your problem.
Do stop whimpering and whining and have some backbone.
I don't get how women 'look the other way' with their husband playing hooky with outside chicks.
You may love that man, but you should love your son more and yourself too.
Face this. Speak up and Get him to tell you what the heck is going on!

Poor man! But 'they' seem to be staring back at him too

I certainly agree about 2Face. And maybe Don Jazzy too.
Can't say I ever heard Genevieve say anything bad about our country, but is she really humble? Can't say. But I love her just the same.
And have loved Funke Akindele since her times in I need to know.
Not a bad list, I'm thinking

Why do we lack simple compassion? Is it just an online anonymous thing? Or is it really who we are as Nigerians? As humans?
Why do we enjoy striking hard on already fallen people? How perverse is that!
Just because you are making a post anonymously doesn't mean God is not watching you and taking note.

Awww, this is so nice. What a lovely concept. And you guys responding so warmly too. I really admire y'all coming out and boldly put your photos out here.
Me? I don't think so
Maybe in my next life though, when I finally become photogenic

Evil Dead - 1981 Version.

My reply:

Dear boyfriend,

a2+b2 = c2

I am sure you understand.

Yours always

16185202024.

berem: abi o! I want to see her and Ini Edo making babies abeg. Time for shakara don pass. No time abeg!

She is probably trying so hard to make one and maybe Ini too. But you know remarks like this if said to the woman's hearing further mounts pressure on her, thereby eliciting stress which inevitably makes conception very difficult.
How about you try a little kindness, huh?