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Baby mama: E never reach 9 months
I dey expect babies
Is she still doing sisieko

You'll be surprised how many couples wish to have babies straight away and yet it eludes them for reasons best known to God.
Let us be less judgemental and more compassionate please.

At times I just wonder to myself: what does hubby No1 think at such moments? Does he secretly say: 'maybe I should have stuck around'?
Life and the choices we make ... and the consequences and likely regrets thereafter. Hmmm

Finecountry (surname of a Reporter)

Its a work in progress.

Green card wahala...hmmmm

Green card wahala...hmmmm

Italy kè?
Trust me, there's no salon and definitely no requirement for a braider.
This woman is just out to recruit your sis into prostitution.
Who offers an all-expense paid trip to Italy just so you can come work in her salon?
Guy, you n your family should wise up o.

Baby mama: You make 60k a month probably living in a "face me I shoot you " and you wan marry?
Chai
Women don suffer
Do you know how much SMA gold costs
Diaper Nko?

OMG! What a hilarious response.
@ OP, my dear go out there and get yourself a wife like a real Man.

Hmm, still so many places for me to visit even here in Nigeria *sighs*

Is there really a difference

Lol. Amen.

Pure undiluted Friendship.

Well, if we are talking large P, tight V problem here, I do believe there are quite a number of things you could try:
1. First and foremost: Get interested in in the S-word. Yes, as long as you fear it, you cannot do it. Create an interest in it and a desire to have it with Hub.
Focus on your feelings of pleasure and excitement.
2. Then begin with K-Y jelly. Its a lubricator and think its safe enough.
3. Hub could try finger penetration before ...
4. Some say personal finger insertion helps too. This is a kind of V-exercise to help broaden the 'horizon'. Use K-Y jelly while doing it. And be sure
to carry out the exercise alone. Its advised you do repeat it about 5 times before stopping.
5. You may have to invite Hub to go down on you. Reason: will absolutely get your juices flowing and maybe make things easier and smoother.
6. To be absolutely certain go see a doctor to rule out the possibility of any bacterial infection that might cause V-dryness.
7. Some recommend a change in positioning. You might want to exchange the lei-on-your-back mode with you-on-top-and-on-your-knees.

All in all, it lies with you both. You be willing to overcome this and He be willing to make it easier for you and help you over it.
Hurry up though, you know how 'polygamous' our men are. Just don't give him an excuse.
Best of luck.

You just had to remind us that she was accused of stealing a mobile phone, huh?
Anyhoo, only thing is she forgot the nose. She gotta complete the makeover with a NJ.
That way she'd be super perfect

Let's just stick with the black dudes, man, I don't know how to analyse white guys.
I love them like Idris Elba. But married the easy going good guy .... makes it easier to handle

How come this post appear for FP after more than a year?
Anyways one other good place to save your money is - IN YOU.
Invest in yourself and reap the dividends forever.

Utterly amazing. Such a great talent.

Interesting. I see you live a charmed life.

Congratulations!

And what happened to 'Mama Peace'?
Mtcheewwww!

Thankfully it is over here on AIT. Praise the Lord! They were beginning to drive me bonkers.
I do believe that the end was kind of adjusted to suit international 'and they lived happily ever after' viewing policy. Whereas Daniel and Katarina died in the original version aired in the Philippines, it was somewhat adjusted to Daniel and Katarina having an out of the world wedding with everyone in white and thereafter continuing their love in a beautiful garden. Flicks of Nathan being released and Margaret also, with Tomas reconciling with his mum was also shown.
All in all, an interesting soap even though they really drove me mad with the whole 'eternal love' fairytale.

My worst moments are always when I read posts carelessly and thoughtlessly made by Nairalanders especially with respect to God and all Holy Things. It is truly sad.
And my best moments are when I read the funny and rib cracking comments and posts. They are truly hilarious.

It really scares me each time I read about these debates concerning the Blessed Virgin Mary because I think to myself: 'here they go again, another way to expose Mary, the Mother of Jesus, Our Lord and God to ridicule, insults and total disregard and dishonour'.
And indeed that is what happens.
It is truly sad and thoughtless of us as Christians to have such little regard for the Mother of Him who we call Lord, God and Saviour.
How do you guys do it? How do you feel doing it? How do you DARE speak so carelessly and thoughtlessly about the Virgin Mary without remembering She is the mother of your Lord and Master?
Have any of you wondered how Jesus feels about this disregard and insults upon His mother? Have you?
How many of you would dare insult GEJ's mother or Obama's mother or even your Pastor's and Church Leader's mothers? How many of you would do so? And continually bring them to ridicule?
And how much comprehension do you really have of God if you truly believe that God would allow His Mother to be so ridiculed and welcome it? And maybe thank you for it?
And again, you honour Prophets of old till tomorrow because you read that God honoured them first. But did you not read of how God honoured Mary - 'Hail, Full of Grace'. The word HAIL is used to salute Kings and Men of honour and valour.
And for those of you who think that God will share the same route He used in coming into this world with any other (saying Mary had other children), you have true no comprehension of who God is.
I want everyone of you to know that you are breaking Jesus' heart by dishonouring His Mother. But He understands because this is a battle set up by Satan.
Think and Think real hard. And if you love Jesus, even if you have no understanding about the place of Mary in our Salvific history, give Her respect because She is the Mother of Jesus, your Lord and God. Do it for him.
No one has yet asked you to pray the Rosary or even show any form of devotion to the Blessed Virgin Mary, but we as Catholics only ask and teach that She deserves honour and respect for Her role in the Mission of Salvation. A role She is still playing.
Next time you have something nasty to say about Mary, remember you are about to say something nasty about Jesus' Mother.
And if any of you will truly humble their hearts and ask God for enlightenment you might just learn a thing or two about Her.
Finally, no need for panics and fears and fights, trust me, Jesus is not in any way whatsoever threatened by the honour and love accorded to His Mother. He honoured Her first and honours Her above all else.

Such prideful reasoning.
Anyhoo, thanks for the info, but you know claiming to be an atheist in a world where religion thrives is like repeating emphatically that you are hungry when people are at d dining table. It just says: 'feed me plz, I need food for my soul'.
Give it a rest brother. Atheism is a result of Pride, Fear and/or Anger.
Enjoy ur state of oblivion, it won't stop or change anything.

At this point I wish it started with a 'missed period' since I'm still waiting impatiently for one after a year of being married

As long as u xpet nothing like Ice Age et al n look 4wd to poppets jumping about on strings, why not?

A clear case of Mental instability and lack of Faith.
Such a waste

The 'first love' tale is an illusion. The supposed special feelings you have for 'him/her' is a figment of your imagination.
Reason?
Fact is so called 'first loves' are really just infatuations n youthful exuberance.
Simple.

Simply because when hurt and in pain, we can all count on God as a Father to comfort and be there for us without the proverbial: I told you so.

Because some bridges are unbridgeable. Some hearts are un-mendable. Some hurts unforgettable. And some people...simply undeserving.

Had a look at your profile, must say you look quite pretty. @ Topic, I guess they prefer the face they put there to their own .
And others just love the privacy. No way am I ever putting my pix on NL. Never.