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let him go back to d bank,dey can check and confirm weda truely its dat 50k dat d ATM dispensed,dey will correct d error... make ur dad no panic joor

which kind eye*glass be dis one 1 na?

repeat primary school BTW;;;wat kinda pidgin English do u speak? is it ----i go to your house and you didn't dey?

oboy see as dictionary dey tear as dis man dey speak English

****in okon's voice***
na so e dey start ooh

wan thousand wan hundred and wanty wan

urchrlex:
have you tried to call that number?

yes,na white girl dey pick am,say she love me

urchrlex:
Pls someone should help me and explain this
because i am worried. I ve been getting these
sms often

'Dear I wish you a happy day!It was fun last time
we talk, can you call me again?
+41860742790055' 'Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was
choice, I miss you my friend +6745591801'.

The
worst is that i often receive a message from
whatsapp containing a lady picture and a phone
number and it will read CALL ME. With an
International number

bro i get same mesages too

my spirit is with u bro!

abubakar shekau

Gordon25:
it depends on the location. what location do you want your visitors to come from??

Nigeria

bro how much do u charge?

Allureoftheseas:
lmfao o *falls from lucifer's shoulder and starts rolling on floor lmfao* dude you are damn funny.

its d Lord's doing my brother ..my regards to Lucifer himself

lestat:
Which ghetto do you reside in?

Jamaica

with money,they are all burrifull and handsome

my legs ofcourse

dem dey cloud 90 8-)

for my area, to shave bear*bear na 50naira

no be your sister i dey check on ooh
but na ur mama i want to give my life to.baby ooh
ehya oowee

r.I.p ma...last time i saw her was on her 90th birthday too,she looked so happy

OP,madness way i know supposed be a thing u are born with,or dem send am from ur village...why u wan create "manual madness" by urself?

ukandu!!!

ATMC:
Lmao! Don't let mods move this thread to joke section because of your comment. you na bad belle somebody...chai

oya you talk true,how d leg be?

see leg

i have a particular way of smiling while am asleep in church so dey tink am listening to d sermon...
i fit use dat technique sleep till service end
but dere was a day pastor asked every1 to be on dia feet and i was busy sleeping with my face like dis ..d female usher was like Bro.prevail,why are u smilling at d pastor na?