Vulcan24:
When Atimu speaks Nigerians should listen, honestly I wish we had voted this man ! Despite all the allegations unfounded against him he sometimes exhibit tolerance and resilience. Above all he's a skilled conventional Business man with friends in high places though hated by some political colleagues cos he's successful in biz not from politics!

Unlike Tinubu! Though I think he can do some tricks but that greedy nature can never departs from him

Atiku?......You want to vote Atiku.

Nigerians are really out of their minds. Vote Atiku?

Atiku will sell you and your family before you even know what is happening

Atiku......Lord of the Pillagers

Morbeta11:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/05/lagos-calabar-highway-red-flag-tinubus-personal-business-atiku/#google_vignette

Charcoal pot calling kettle black

There are some threads that I read that just display the deep level of ignorance Nigerians have.

This is one of them.

Anyway, it is not their fault. I blame a government that has left its job undone for so long.

Nigerians have seen anomalies and illegalities for too long and now they accept it as a normal way of life. See people accusing government for doing what they ought to do.

People don't listen.

When you tell them the truth they will insult you and call you names.

Raji Fashola came out and warned all of you.

Ambode did the same.

You guys did not listen.

Racoon:
And those structures were built from the scratch to finish in this situation without the ministry of environment doing the needful? Who is fooling who?

The ministry has done it's job. The Government doesn't have to stop you from occupying spaces illegally. It's your job to make sure. Afterall it's your money. So the onus lies on you

When they are ready, they simply do what they are doing now.

And people like you will come and point fingers at them.

The Lagos State Government since Raji Fashola has made it very very clear ...... NO LANDS IN LAGOS WILL GET C/O

Because most available lands in Lagos is not meant for what they are used for now.

Think about it. You sandfill a swamp and then you start selling it out. You sef com carry money go buy land for swamp. Do you not know that the swamp is a natural floodplain for draining storm floods? Government will come and mark your building X. You will go and bribe official. That X that they marked, what is the Givernment telling you? Oh you want them to come on NTA and announce that the land at so so so is illegal. Dem don tell you. Na you no wan gree hear.

There is nothing new in what this man has said. Except you have never done your due diligence before buying properties.

If you look at the way 99.9% of Real Estate Developers portion and sell land, you will understand that the greed level is maximally high. Coupled with omo onile with zero ambition in life everybody is just trooping in blindly.

BeauBragnar11:


Sometimes you go just open mouth waaaa!!!
This team is far off from competing for the EPL!!

Their best bet is Europa next season, not even top 4!!

No vex for us jare.

You know say sepe dey make person dream wetin pass am.

I apologise on his behalf.

We chop am dis season make I no lie

E no go better for Putin wey start this war. We for still dey chop Roman money

Remman:
Very funny...

So now war victory is determined by hardware captured and not cities conquered. Nice one! It's a great medal award for the war.

You miss the point.

Propaganda is a very potent weapon of warfare. What you're seeing here is evidence that Russia knows it's onions when it comes to weaponizing propaganda.

This is exactly what Germany did with the 36th Waffen SS. They sold the propaganda that they were made up of convicted criminals and murderers and even though they were mostly ineffective, they were the most feared army division of WW2

Azazyel:
Chengdu should be from china. I would have loved the F22 raptor and I don't know if Nigeria can afford F35 lightening.

F22....yeah right?

How do you propose getting that?

Even if Nigeria could afford it, no way USA will sell them to Nigeria. Even Britain does not have F22s

Impressive.....

Until you have to face MIGS and F-16s or even Sukhoi's and lets not forget Dassaults too

I would expect Nigeria to have a decent number of F-16s at least

oluwaseyi0:
The Bible is so volatile and contradictory that most people literally cherry pick whatever they want from it, it support everything you want

That is because those who read it are largely ignorant.

They are also self-serving. Otherwise they would always consider everything in the Bible in its appropriate context

The Law that God gave the Israelites stipulated that Kings must have only one wife.

Even though God permitted polygamy, it was never his will. When he made a wife for Adam he made only one.

As a Christian though, the standard is one man one wife.

The Bible clearly stipulates this as a requirement for those who are overseers or leaders.

If the leader of a so-called Christian church is verifiably polygamous, then it simply means that he was unfit to lead.

Its very simple and clear.

It also makes him adulterous by bible standards.

descarado:

Nudity was never sacrilegious.
Rather the opposite.

Not long our ancestors where going about naked.
You go to the village you will see granny with tops off.

Enough of this Satan stuff.
The world will keep on evolving. That is a general characteristic of the living.
Get used to it.
You don't select what you will embrace e or not.
As you use medicine, technology and the vices from around the world due to evolution, you will also swallow their evolved ways of life.
Oh, that God you talk so much about is also their invention.

The day they will decide to invent new God and die off the existing one, there is nothing you and I can do about it.
Hope this sinks in cos we always love to live in denial in this part of the world.

Alright then...

Next time you step out of your house, please step out naked

After all our ancestors moved around naked.

Oh yeah... and while you're at it....make sure your wife goes out topless too....or your girlfriend(s)

After all your granny goes around topless in the village

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

If Eve is naked, that's where I'm sitting

jesusjnr2020:
There used to be a time when we could watch western TV shows and series without bumping into anything homosexual or related messages, not to talk of full homosexual segments or themes but unfortunately not anymore.

But that doesn't seem enough for them anymore, as they're now gradually applying the same policy into TV shows meant for kids, with a long-term view to achieving the same result with those of the kids.

And since kids have the tendency to copy whatever they see others do, imagine them trying to copy a pregnant man after watching such a thing on TV?

That's why they need our help at this early stages of their lives when they're still trying to figure out how things work and which path to take.

Hence the need for parents or guardians to train and bring them up in the right way now, so it would be easier for them to continue in it when they're older. Proverbs 22:6

God bless.

Well, there was a time when nudity on screen was sacrilegious.

Today, its nothing.

That's to tell you that the whole world is in the control of Satan.

GistMedia0:
Here are the photos of Decimated Niger Prison where 118 Inmates Escaped

https://www.nairaland.com/8072577/over-100-inmates-escape-rain

A heavy rainstorm at the Medium Security Custodial Centre in Suleja, Niger State, led to significant damage to the facility and enabled 118 inmates to escape on Wednesday night. The Federal Capital Territory Command of the Nigerian Correctional Service confirmed the incident, attributing the escape to the damage caused by the storm, which included a breach in the perimeter fence. Ten of the escaped inmates have been recaptured through collaboration with security agencies, while efforts to find the others are ongoing.

Jesu....

This is medium security?

So what will maximum security be like?

This just tells the whole story about Nigeria in general.

A disgusting lack of regard for human life.

If this is the standard of a medium security prison where criminals are not deemed dangerous enough to be maximum security grade.....then honestly I don't know.

santaclaws:
Now imagine if citizens were armed... Terrorism would stop within a week.

Edit: those quoting me, saying it would lead to murder and mass shooting, most of you don't understand how gun licences work. If they can include background checks, psychological evaluation and tertiary education as criteria, it would definitely end up in the right hands.

I'd rather have my licenced Glock or Smith & Wesson pistol than to put my safety into the hands of the police or military.

Gun.....In a lawless Nigeria?

Don't try it.

It will make US gun killings look like child play.

Ordinary say you sabi one oga of police, you have locked up 10 normal Nigerians going about their daily lives simply because you had a disagreement

Na gun you wan dey carry.

How many conductor go die for road?

How many you don hit my car go finish for motuary?

Even women sef wey be say vex dey make them turn car to demolition tank......that one go just comot gun kpa......kpa kpa kpa...kpa.......aaaaahhh madam you do kill person.......lobatan

E sure die say na the papa twist the bandit neck.

Ahhhh......my daughter. Either you kill me or I kill you.

All these games Olukoyede and Cardoso are playing...

They are just trying to save face in a problem he is clueless about solving.

Emefiele and Buhari know exactly why the Naira is this bad.

It has absolutely nothing to do with Binance or P2P.

Cardoso knows the truth but needs to save face because it has dawned on him that he is just a pawn is a large-scale corruption dragnet.

Cardoso can only run....but eventually Emefiele's fate will also befall him.

Let him just hope that he has a good backup like Sanusi otherwise, Emefiele can give him some survival mentorship.

If Sanusi were the Governor of CBN, Naira would never have been this bad. Because he would have sounded out the alarm long ago. And every Nigerian would know the difference between the words Macro and Micro

Benjamin3576:
Easter egg (Godzilla In GTA 5)

LOCATION


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLkb_lsWXQY?si=oct8Cvb-tSRGr6tl

What the heck?

Spray wisely ke?

You spray...you go to Lion building...finish

Okortor:
Fool.... throwing themselves at me doesn't mean I sleep with them or have anything with them. Go school , u no gree but they form online keyboard warrior.

Stupid-idiot...

Who said anything about you sleeping with them?

Actually, since you are the only person who said anything about sleeping with them, maybe that's what you do.

I merely said you must be doing something that encourages them to come to you. How does that sound like sleeping with them.

And to think you say I no gree go school...you wey go...why english com dey hard you nah

Mumu man

immortalcrown:
What a man cannot try, a woman can do it even well.

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Who else sees too many posts about Itel on this forum?

Omo fear that gender ooooo

These women......as I dey look women ehn, I dey understand the kind mind wey Eve get wey e go chop that fruit.

When woman don too put mind for something......o boy kraze dey overtake am. The kind things wey she go do

Okortor:
Apparently he has a SIMPle look.....Truthfully said, most married women aren't to be trusted....lately, lots of married women has been throwing themselves at me, all because I added a new car to my garrage , including my wife's friend, neighbors whom their husband aren't around so I keep wondering if this is how women generally behave but I trust my wife to a large extent though but marriage these days is a big mess.

See...

This is how people put themselves in unnecessary trouble.

I agree that married women are usually easy targets. However, for a married woman to throw herself at you, you must have (1) made yourself available and (2) must have the same thing at stake...in your case you are also married.

And the fact that you say "Lots" tells me that you have a pattern of doing whatever it is you do with married women. And you even went as far as your wife's best friend.

Your day of reckoning will soon come. Don't worry. You are part of the problem. Hanging around other people's wives.

Shame no even do you, you come open mouth waaaaaaa for public.

Guy......I don cast you......I don off your pant.

vastolord4:
Omo perfom tha DNA without her knowledge and keep acting like a mumu in the relationship.. that's the secret to every successful marriage. "Wetin man de do dey em mind". always be 10 steps ahead!

Why do it without her knowledge.

Will you do HIV test without her knowledge?

My friend, use full chest do am.

For a man to think of doing DNA test, na e be say water don dey pass garri.

labake1:
You will say that you are looking for a man that don't smoke, drink and womanized. I was told that it is hard to get all in one person.
If he doesn't smoke, he will be a drunkard.
If he doesn't drinks, he will be into hard drugs.
If he doesn't drinks and smoke, he will be a womanizer.
If he doesn't drinks, smoke and womanized, he will be into gambling.

I don't drink
I don't smoke
I don't womanize
I don't gamble
I don't do drugs

.....oya talk another one.

The truth is these guys are out there. They are all around you.

Girls with this kind of spec usually don't have the brains to hang around the right circle. (Not referring to you ooooo...I come in peace ooo)

They only hang around the circle of men who are looking for toys and play things that they will dump into the garbage when they are done

Married man washing another man's wife's underwear.

Wait...why is it that African politics is so full of daft fools?

DoWhatThouWilt:


Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13306305/Georgia-father-sentenced-prison-poisoning-infant-baby-daughter-breastmilk.html

Na wa ooo...

This life no balance at all.

At all at all.

Me I don dey find pikin for 12 years. God bless another man with pikin and e come kill am. 8 days old. And na only 50 years dem give am. Dem suppose poison am sef make e take e eye see as e dey be.

It is well oo

It is well.

voiceoftheupcom:
Nigerian housewife’s 1980s grocery list goes viral

In the 1980s, a Nigerian housewife made a shopping list that cost ₦94 and included rice, beans, yam, cassava, meat, and several other goods. This list generated discussion on social media.

The video, with the caption, “A 1980s housewife’s grocery list,” A list that reads, “She has ₦100 to spend,” includes rice, beans, meat, cassava, sugar, bread, milk, and a few other goods that could all be purchased for a fraction of the amount they would cost today—between ₦1 and ₦10. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

The list, totaling ₦94 for all items, attracted attention online as many commented on the cost of living in the 1980s compared to the present.

See some reactions below:

Dude: “Dollar was $1 to N1. Today it’s same as going to the market withN155,000.”

Dennis Nathan: “Why couldn’t we continue with this economy? It’s common over Europe that’s to tell a country is working.”

Hakeem: “So the person kept his market list since 84 till date? Easy abeg.”

king_Greezly: “and na still these old men and women wey write stuff like this, come spoil am for this time.”

victormorrow38: “Lies to gain traffic. What brand of sugar was sold @2.80k per packet in 1980?So a packet of sugar cost more than a bag of cement i sold 2.00 naira.”

https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/04/15/nigerian-housewifes-1980s-grocery-list-goes-viral/

If any of you had the consciousness to be aware of the 80's you would understand that even this prices, as little as they look now, where actually quite expensive.

Imagine buying yams at 14 naira.

Brand new Volkswagen Bettl was 1,440 naira
Peugeot 504....2,450 naira (Brand New oooo)

Just so you can have things in proper perspective.

No be today Nigeria begin spoil. E don taaaaaaayyyyy

Just give it some water and grains and when its fully recovered let it go.

You don't want to keep a bird that has been living in the wild as a pet. High risk of vectors.

Eleporobi:
The government should also purnish the people that aided his escape out of the country.

That is assuming they had him in the first place.

Until they bring him to Nigeria and show him on live TV.....forget....all na cruise

Imagine buying a car north of a quarter billion on Nairaland

The coming down never reach customs.

Greedy Bas.tards

This country is just a fuckery.

A country that sets monthly target for an agency like customs.

Abeg since when did customs become a profit organization. Is there job not to ensure what comes in and goes out is in other?

Do they not understand the economics of multiplier effect?

If power is consistent, I'm not sure Nigerians will complain too much.

Everybody go just kaku theirself.

Na when person dey Band A and you no see light for 4 hours in one day.

Na there IKEDC pant go begin off nah.

If the light dey as e suppose dey, all man go coordinate.

No be by force to use AC. open window......or go shower.

Or kukuma switch to solar if you wan use AC.