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Diaris God o

Ok.

We be wan do money ritual, dem say if you kill agama lizard and bury it with 1 naira coin, after 7 days, if you dig it up mehn, you're rich! Na so we boys gather run the package, after 7 days nothing dey. Na so we just carry our 1 naira (can buy a litre of fuel then) comot go wash am spend am jeje...
-if u dance in front of the mirror, the mirror will slap you.. We go stand straight for front of mirror then ni o. Who wan chop slap
-singing songs to catch a thief or someone that fart.. E.g, "who mess o, na ojo, ojo say na teacher, teacher say no worry na my class pupil mess, abe pu!"

So? Does this put food on my table? Abegi!

Hmmm. Smh...
NYSC is rubbish and waste. Imagine a corper (an Engineer or accountant or architect) teaching nursery class A for apple B for Ball, some to primary school, some to villages where there is no gsm network... And you call that 1 year productive? Mehn, its a complete waste... Kebbi state where I serve

I'll come and comment when tis hits fp

Abegi, study the babe, if na church girl, use church tins. If na mosque girl, use that way. If na Juju she go for, follow her too. Anyway, just keep focused and don't forget the son of whom you are #don't_give_up

Lolz... Coming back with real comment if this hits fp

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xo dat he wil giv d 8,500 to anoda gurl

Hmmm. Abeg, park well jare

So? Abeg, how much be fuel now jare

Here for just the comments

Mobile app for CBN pls.

Let me use devil finder for this

Ok

The only reason i will recomend return of certificate is if it is impersonation, but if you sat for the exams yourself then, forgiveness covers it...
Now, who will say, i never cheated? I never asked my neighbour for answer? At one point or the other, we've cheated in exams? Why must it be that it is only certificate exams that we must return? Was it not because you asked or spied obi's script that made you not to repeat ss2? If you want to base return of certificate on cheat. Then, try and recall the first time you ever cheated and go and return that result. Even if na jss english language you for cheat, go return am... Can you see now, if we follow this, everyone will be without certificate... "my people perish for lack of knowledge". Only when you are impersonated or you paid for result that you need to return such, but if na u do am yourself. Repent and that's all... Happy sunday #Niajadecide

TGIF... What's up at your end? Any plans? What's up with election prep over there?

Seriously?

I kinda imagine, if it be possible and then you marry someone that you have thesame character trait. Seriously, how's the home gonna be? Might be too perfect and boring i guess.

I can and i have. So?

Eh ehn

Hmmm

Hmmm. Just passing

You need a life @ OP
the problem with you is that the letter have killed you and only the spirit can give you life II Corinthians 3:6
i see not sense in what you wrote and i'll rightly address it as a follish ideology or whatever you call it. Mehn, i'm so disappointed that someone who is literate could think of the bible as just a book. Simply because you don't understand doesn't make it wrong, you can never understand and will never understand until you're under the Christ. If Christ himself approve of paul's ministry, mehn, you have no say in this matter.
Read the bible and get a better knowledge because you quote the places out of context... Once again, you need a life, please get one!

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That's one probs i have with my ex. That a guy or guys are hitting on you what do you want me to do? Should i go and confront them? Or i should give you what reply you'll give them?... Who doesn't like to date a good and beautiful girl? Mehn, telling me every now and then about other guys hitting on you piss me off, reply them and make them know you're taking and do that without me suspecting or even knowing. I see it as bullshit

Its only in the equation of love that an illogical reasoning can be found

Daily Manna 2014: Case Against The Wicked
Friday 10, January 2014
TEXT: PSALM 10:12-18
Key verse: “Arise, O LORD; O God, lift up thine hand: forget not the humble” ( Psalm 10:12).
In the court of law, the prosecuting attorney must convincingly present his facts to the judge, giving reasons why the judge should rule against the defendant. Likewise, the righteous has a plea to make in the court of heaven against the wicked and the oppressors.
David, apparently at his wits’ end, by the conduct, temper and the very thoughts of the wicked, turned and pleaded with God to rise to vengeance.
The Psalmist knew that “because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore, the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil” ( Ecclesiastes 8:11). The wicked are more determined in their wickedness because they believe God does not see them. Contrary to their thoughts, God sees, notes and bears in mind every act of wrong doing that men commit. This explains why the Psalmist urged the Lord to deal with the wicked and frustrate his evil plans. He pleaded for the wicked to be tried and punished in the full glare of everyone.
God always respond to the numerous pleas against evil workers by delivering their victims. So, sinners will be punished and separated eternally from the Lord. There is full assurance that as God heard the prayers of the afflicted in the past, so also will He hear the cries of the oppressed. Part of our calling is to expose, fight and eradicate evil wherever it is discovered, be it in our lives, families, and secular engagements or in the larger society.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: The wicked cannot go unpunished

Daily Manna 2014: Effectivenes s In God's Work
Thursday 09, January 2014
TEXT: EXODUS 18:13-27
Key verse: “Hearken now unto my voice, I will give thee counsel, and God shall be with thee. Be thou for the people to God-ward, that thou mayest bring the causes unto God” ( Exodus 18:19).
We take so much on ourselves that it is a miracle in itself that many of us do not break down often. We see ourselves as champions or superstars and come to the inexplicable conclusion that we alone are capable of handling things. In the process, however, we often create more problems than we tend to solve.
Moses thought he was doing a great job as he sat daily from morning to evening, judging the cases brought by the Israelites in the wilderness. He didn’t know any other way to handle the matters they brought to him, and thought it was his responsibility to personally attend to their needs. But his father-in-law, Jethro, came on a visit and promptly told him: “The thing that thou doest is not good”. But not stopping at mere criticisms, Jethro advised that Moses learn how to delegate responsibilities to other “able men such as fear God, men of truth, hating covetousness”. Their role was to handle the small issues affecting the people in sets of thousands, hundreds, fifties and tens, respectively. Only the difficult and delicate matters would be brought to Moses. This way, the assignment God had given him would be easier as he shared the burdens of leadership with others.
Jethro then told Moses: “If thou shalt do this thing, and God command thee so, then thou shalt be able to endure, and all this people shall also go to their place in peace.” Quite promptly, Moses, heeding the advice of his father-in-law, chose other capable men and assigned tasks to them at different levels, thereby lightening the burden of his work both on himself and on the people of Israel.
It is not a mark of effectiveness to concentrate responsibilities on oneself. If anything, we run the risk of failing to live up to the expectations both of those who gave us the assignment and those we lead. We must never get to a point where we begin to think that without us, nothing can be done well. When we take so much on ourselves, we risk burning out. Worse still, we become ineffective and therefore, unsuited for the responsibility given to us.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: God does not need superstars; He needs servants.