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seanwilliam:
There is different between what is Right and what actually works ..
What you said is the right thing . But it doesn’t work anymore

How long do we need to keep complaining?
U want to complain abi u want to survive ?

Nobody makes it by trying to survive. If the reason for learn those vocational skills is for survival, I'm sorry to say that such a person will not go far using that skill. The person that couldn't cope with a supposedly saturated labour market think he/she will be able to cope with the saturated vocaonal sell market? Nah!

Let's not believe a lie; vocational skill is not the way out of poverty.

formerUKSF:
is the bolded professional or vocational.
What do you think of people making six figures monthly on fiverr in nigeria.what type of skill do these ones have

The skills required for remote work are professional skills not vocational skills.

Professional skills are skills for corporate jobs e.g, programming, tech skills, ability to use existing softwares to do your job. These skills requires good education for you to be able to succeed in them. If you learn these, you'd become hot cake in the professional world.

Vocational skills are skills e.g, baking, tailoring barbing, shoe making etc. These skills don't require much technicality to learn. If you learn them, you'd have to find customers/job.

Don't think there are no jobs. There are jobs but there are few people qualified with the necessary professional skills. There are companies that have been trying to fill roles for months without getting a good fit because everybody believes there is no job and graduates have been brainwashed into switching into vocational skills

PROPEACE:
Yes the government owes us a job! Worldwide, it is the job of the government to create jobs. They have failed, that does not mean they should be absolved of blame. Yes, young Nigerians should learn a skill, but must never accept as normal the failure of their leaders to do what is right. Trump, Obama, etc all brag about the jobs they created while in office. The developed countries are taking our best engineers, doctors, nurses etc and we are advocating artisanship? Why are all their graduated not artisans? Which first world country attained first world status through SMEs? Which? We may do artisanship in our desperation to survive, but we must never think it is normal for engineers and doctors to become carpenters and tailors.

Thank you for this submission. I'm always angry whenever I see posts like this one the OP made.

People just open their mouth and say all sort or rubbish about skill acquisition.
The problem is that we have an irresponsible, below-par people ruling us, people unfit for leadership. It is the Government responsibility to create jobs don't even think otherwise except you're also not intelligent like our leaders.

From my observation (no actual calculated statistics) it will take 30 graduates to have made it in life through jobs before 1 graduate to make it through all these skills you're shouting. (Nigeria's case is different, because we wan build house, drive fancy cars and do parties without investing in pensions. And it's still our irresponsible leaders that put us in these positions)

Ask your leaders why they open skill acquisition centres for you to go and learn skill after graduation but their kids/wards don't learn skills but rather they graduate from good schools and opt for jobs rather than skills (you still think these skills are the way forward abi?)

Let's demand for OUR RIGHT from our leaders! Enough of these rubbish SMEs scam!

There is a difference between professional skill and vocational skills. My emphasis is on the vocational skill.
Professional skill is a must for everyone to get

In case you don't know, God has no hand in Democracy, God is not gonna interfere with a Goverment for the people and by the people. God's system of Government is Theocracy...
Anything outside that, God no get hand inside...

Even Jesus while on earth did not interfere with the government, So trying to swear with the Holy Book in a democracy is a case of OYO

1Sharon:
What improvement has Jesus brought to your country?

So what improvement has that brought to their country?

Yu

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Nah!
But my guy be done tell me before say e babe dey crush on me... I feel like say na set up

Chai! This Promo thing that year!

I no win shingba for the thing... I used to see it as scam

chantra100:
wow to this is fine

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What is this one saying? I think women need to be given recognition away from the procreation line...
My advise is for women to step up their game so that some persons will not use procreation as your best achievement before giving you the needed recognition

pete26:
Hello guys, nice thread here. I'm due for interview on the 29th, please is it compulsory the drawings and calculations must be signed and stamped?

No need, all you need is the certification page to be signed and stamped by two registered engineers. One of them needs to put the seal on one copy

arizona20:
@Princefunming,someone will do that for u but she collects 5k for the service

How can we talk about this?

Please I'm scheduled for the interview on Tuesday26th Oct 2021 at Abuja but I am yet to get my technical report stamped.
Please is there a possibility that I'd get someone to do that for me at the exam venue that money?

Or anyone with another way forward?

Thanks

chuksville:
Interviewer: What is the difference between a pikin and a baby?

Edo Pikin: A pikin is born in a ghetto or face me I face you house.
While a baby is born in a mansion.
A pikin is born in Umukoro maternity clinic or health centre
While a baby is born in Pearl House Hospital in Atlanta Georgia or Golden gloves Hospital Lekki.

A pikin drinks pap, dawadawa or pepper soup spices.
While a baby drinks SMA, NANs or Cerelac.

A pikin uses rewashable napkins for wrapping up and wiping themselves.
While a baby uses disposable diapers, wipes, Pampers etc.

A pikin shares his parents mattress with them.
While a baby has his separate Cot in his own room.

To be continued...

the oga patapata of them all is Son of God, He was born in a manger and yet became MV Baby

Kobojunkie:
But God never told anyone of you to build Him a church or any other structure.
He told you not to use His Name in vain, like you do when you pretend the house belongs to Him and the utility bills you pay are also on His Behalf.

His instructions where clear that you give only to those who are least amongst you and certainly not to pastors and preachers.

And as per your question there, are you suggesting that not doing what God commanded (in the case of my poor neighbor) is reason why I should instead do that which God never commanded(give money to church businesses/kingdom of men run by pastors)?

Hmmmm... Let me help you a little...
If you've studied your Bible you will know that from the old testament, the Lord gave a description of how the temple should be built during Moses's time. Then we have the temple built by Solomon which God was happy with (All the materials for building these temples were free will offering from people nobody was forced)
This Solomon temple remained even till the time of Jesus, there was no need to build another because there can only be one High priest and one Holy of Holies so they cannot have 2 temples. But after Christ's death and the temple veil was torn thereby making it possible to have multiple buildings for Worship. (Hope you understand why building multiple place of worship was not possible until after the Death of Christ) and after then, we saw the apostles meeting and having services in various places unlike before where everyone had to go the only temple for worship.

With regards giving.. you're not giving to the pastor, you're giving to God and let me tell you that God is interested in your giving. Jesus had to commend the widow who gave all she had into the temple (Mark 12:41-44).
Also Tithe is not just a old testament practice because Christ never condemned it. In fact, it recorded as a good work towards the Lord(Luke 18:10-14).

Read James 1:27. Pure Religion is about giving and helping the poor which the churches do. Churches go on outreach to interior villages, countries and society where you cannot go to preach the gospel, help them, establish schools and many more. I hope you see that the money you give is also a way to support those in less privileged society. It's through this giving that made missionaries bring education and civilization to Nigeria and we too are doing thesame to other nations

Kobojunkie:
paying for a comedy show or entertainment makes absolute sense since the services offered by businesses that provide them don't come for free.

God never asked any of you to pay Him a dime.He instructed you to give to those who do not have and in turn He who owns it all will give back to you. This man is right not to give to a pastor who has more than he does. He is wise for learning the Truth of God in this.

Wow! Impressive! clap for yourself..
it's like the church building was built free, the equipment used in the church are free, the nice environment or chilling A/C is free abi? or was the church service held on the mount or some plain grass field? Now you can see that the money is for the running of the church and if he/she doesn't give, someone else will.

Next time, ask the man with Toyota if he has ever given to the poor in his neighbourhood. Even you, shebi you pass by the poor in your neighborhood too, have you been benevolent enough to them?

For the person mind, he/she get sense!
funny how thesame person will compulsorily pay for a comedy show, music concert, cinema where. the performer is living large and goes on foreign trips steadily.
but thinks the pastor that doesn't make it compulsory for you to give before you are allowed into the church but admonishes you to give of your freewill is his/her problem?
The person needs to take a retrospect and be sure he/she is not being foolish trying to play God

Let Justice prevail

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I wish Nigeria the best!

Even the NA haven't understood or let me say understudy the operations of BokoHaram that they have to be doubting if its bokoharam or not? What do you expect? bokoharam will surely claim responsibility na so that they will be more feared.
It's a pity and a shame that the supposed giant of Africa negotiates with terrorists.

Of all the problems and retrogression happening in Nigeria, these people think having the "right" president is the solution? even Obama,Trump, Xi Jinping, Putin will fail if they rule this country at this state we are in... A country that does not have a realistic system? abeg! let us dissolve everything and rearrange it o.. Restructuring is one good step towards getting systems in place and if we don't, I'm not a prophet of doom but, it gonna get worse in this country

Well said Seyi Makinde

add me to the group

sosoFun:
NB: Biko English no be get am, if you see any mistake here Biko kindly swallow em. This my true life story about getting stuck during sexual intercourse in my university days. I decided to share my story after 10 years because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/6093518/what-happens-biologically-when-man . Really don't want derail the thread so I created this


I do often read about magun, we Africans believe that this local charm/s can make someone stuck during sexual intercourse. Na BETTER BIG FAT LIE, if you like Put Magnum, Small Boyz will still be chopping your uncultured loose Madam.

During my university days, in my early 20; I had a girlfriend who was a virgin. Meaning, I have dated this girl for months without knowing she is a virgin because we kiss, give & take head, romance etcs often but she will not allow me enter the promise land.

It was on a particular faithful day I wanted to browse the main gate that I noticed that it was an Iron Gate o o and like for some minutes I was misbehaving like a child looking for the main gate (it was doggy). I then jokingly asked my babe what is the problem and she started laughing foolishly at me.

She later told me she is a virgin. I was really astonished and didn't believe she is a virgin until I fully browse em wella because this girl has A1 in giving head. My people, nothing happened that day again but I was so happy I'm dating a virgin and my love for her increase times 100.

After a week she called me on phone that she's visiting. When she visited she was acting funny that her stomach is paining/upsetting her. THAT SHE WANTED TO BE DEFLOWERED, THAT SHE IS TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. My people na so the carry heavy duty task give me. We romance for the main stage. I increased the volume of my Home Theater (Almost to Highest) to distract my funky student neighbors.

To deflowered a girl no small task o o, na so I carry my propeller take start work o o. War don start be that o o, I gently push the Iron Gate for where. I gradually increased the workflow and tempo, deep shouting and crying full my room but my home theater was doing a wonderful job. God really did an amazing JOB in woman hymen, so so so strong like a concrete wall.

After a heavy workflow I was finally able to go deeply in and out of her for some minutes enjoying the wet tight punamy but I didn't know that Devil don plan heavily for me. I was gently going in and out when the unexpected happened.

Hmmm, I was sliding in and out when suddenly I was trapped inside, can't slide in or out again. My people, I don't enter be that o o, The force was so so strong holding me down there and she was totally dry like dryer. I tried to move my propeller out for where, go deeper for where. I was in 22/23 years then but thank Baba God for the kind sense he blessed me with. My babe was 18/19 years and she do wear fancy waist beads.

Meanwhile, I never allowed her know what's happening because I knew it will worsen the whole situation for me ( the Fear, the Painic etc) and tried my possible best to calm myself down knowing full well that is the only solution or option we have here. My people for like 10 to 15 minutes I was still heavily lock inside with no damn fucking any inch movement o o. To distract her, I was passionately kissing and romancing her. Today na today I said to myself.

Wow, after some minutes my technique pays out, she was wet again and I was able bring my propeller out. My people Devi is a big Liar, Did you know I continued immediately with my workflow after this scary incident but it never occur again. After the humanitarian service, I was feeling like a KING KON that finally in my life I have deflowered someone who I love and she is fully mine now.

The following morning, my babe says she want to visit her family. I pleaded with her to spend the weekend with me for where. I took her to the park and she left to see her people.

From that day she traveled, I was calling my babe but her number wasn't going or when it’s going she will not pick her calls. This happened for almost a week. I sent many text messages to her but no replies. I was afraid something bad might have happen or maybe I hurt her much during our workflow. She later picked my call and was seriously blaming me for deflowering her. HABA BUT NA YOU SAY MAKE I DO EM AND WE WERE NOT UNDER ANY ALCOHOLIC OR DRUG INFLUENCE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

My people matter long like river Niger. FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. My babe visited me after week, one thing led to the other and I try to browse her punamy. I was SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW what I experienced. When I enter it was like a mini express with no much shock absorber like before and I was like no be this my babe I just deflowered a week ago with JUST ONE ROUND BECUASE I DEY MERCY FOR HER AS MY BABE AS PER FIRST TIMER o o. Meanwhile, she was shouting, moaning and crying to confuse em PAPA not ME when I enter inside.

I was really really really really damn confused what was happening. Thank God I ‘m a sensitive and open minded guy who always follow his instinct. Suddenly, I pulled out propeller with a fucking HARD DAMN FACE, called her by real name, with a damn high deep voice and ask her how can she be loose like that . My babe started women blaming and fighting game o, HOW CAN I ASK HER THAT STUPID QUESTION, THAT I’M THE ONLY GUY THAT HAVE ENTER THERE, THAT I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT I WANTED & STARTED MISBEHAVING, she enter into Deep Deeper Crying etc

My people, I trust my instinct because I knew what I felt below, it can’t never ever be that possible just like unless there is concrete reason which I must know. Meanwhile, THAT GUY WICKED O O HE SCATTERED THE WHOLE GATE. I NOW INCREASE MY DEEP VOICE, ANGER FULL MY BODY, MY BODY DEY SHAKE. I CALLED HER BY FULL NAME NOW AND ASK HER WHO ENTER INSIDE MY CRIB WITH A MEAN DAMN FACE and this my babe started throwing DAMN BOMB at me that my propeller enter inside immediately o o.

My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN.

She confessed that she travel to Lagos from eastern state the following morning after I deflowered her to meet with her Benefit Sugar Daddy who is sponsoring her through university. This Man happens to be HIGHLY ORDAINED RESPECTED OLD MAN OF GOD WHO PREACH THE WORD OF GOD EVERY DAY.

According to her own story, she met this Man of God when she was so tender like 15/16 years old when the family had a critical financial crisis but instead of the man to help turn her into his own sex slave. However, this man doesn’t wants to deflower her maybe because of the commitment or maybe he has tried to no avail.

This MAN OF GOD made and confuse her to swear A DAMN DEEP SCARY OATH. My people this LIFE is too deep o o o,

THE SCARY OATH IS THAT HE GAVE HER HEAD DURING HER FULL MENSTRUATION, THAT THEY WILL NEVER DEPART EACH OTHER AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE FREE FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING OATH/BONDAGE IS TO FIND SOMEONE LATER IN HER LIFE WHO WILL DO THE SAME (GIVE HER HEAD DURING FULL MENSTRUATION) WHICH IS SOMEHOW IMPOSSIBLE !!!!

My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. Before I deflowered her, there was a day she wanted me to give her head on her MENSTRUATION and I nearly slap her that day because she tricked me but THANK GOD I WAS ALERT LIKE A FISH.

It was the MAN OF GOD idea that she should find a clean school boyfriend that will deflower her so he can enjoy the fruits of his damn labour. Meanwhile, all this while I was dating (she was gaming me), this SUPPOSED MAN OF GOD do call her steady with long calls talking about her parent, sibling, life, events etc and you will never ever hear any sweet/pet name or maybe say I love you or maybe say I miss you etc. When I asked her about this OLD MAN SHE SAYS ITS HER BIG UNCLE and I was like wow what a caring UNCLE YOU HAVE THERE.

My people, na so una brother nearly break em propeller, did all the heavy duty work for this SUPPOSE MAN OF GOD TO ENJOY ALL MY EFFORT FOR WHOLE WEEK (NA DEVIL GO PUNISH YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE). I WAS REALLY DEEP DEVASTATED AND SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW. I DANGEROUSLY AND WICKEDLY COLLECTED MY OWN DAMN SHARE & CALLED THE RELATIONSHIP OFF.

Thank GOD after I left her, years later I met my ever loving, most beautiful, supportive and caring woman my wife now. I’m blessed with 4 children.

My EX is not married up till now, I SERIOUSLY WARN HER TO DESIST FROM THAT WICKED OLD MAN, IS LIKE SHE CONTINUE TO TOUR THE PATH.

Lastly, back to the main topic; when you find yourself lock inside a woman as a man. Please don’t alert the lady because her fear will worsen the whole situation. Take you time, make wet again, brother you thing will come out with time. It’s like someone who is drowning, to safe him/her you secretly push them to safety from the back and you will never allow them to hold/grab you because once the grab you, both of you are gone for good. IF YOU LIKE SHOUT EM GUN HE/SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU O O O YOU ARE THEIR god NOW.

FEAR/PANIC IS DANGEROUS WEAPON AGAINST HUMAN IN THIS LIFE.

THIS IS MY LIFE STORY

in all what you wrote here op. there is nothing like magun here....
Magun is different from all what you wrote here.
In fact, getting stucked during sex isn't magun.
you need to know what magun really means...
Magun is a charm that works for both the male and female, if a woman has magun on her, she must have sex within 7 days or she will die except she has sex with someone within that 7 days. so magun is majorly used on married women