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CCC Hymn period

Last befor I vommooozeee go my dreamland....

Kitchen items
Teacher: mention 3 things dat can befound in d kitchen...
Ojo: pot
Teacher: good!
Amina: stove
Teacher: awesome!
Akpos: Aisha
Teacher: y Aisha?
Akpos: coz she belongs 2 d kitchen
Teacher: ar u sick?
Akpos: ask our president


Have a blessed day fellaz

Pay attention

First year University of Ghana medical studentsy were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!
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_Happy Sunday_...fellaz
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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Nigeria Police Force: The inspector general of police hav today confirm in an interview that the distance from bauchi to kano is the same as from kano to bauchi. whether you like it or not you have read it! Thank u
Lol...

`advice needed

I had a dream last night I was driving 2016 Range Rover but I woke up I can't Remember where I parked it- Please should I Report to the Police```

Need for projector in churches

Advice to all churches!
Buy projectors and display lyrics of songs for
members lest they murder songs in such
manner as these :
>Jehovah is Your name (2ce)
19 Warriors, 8 in Battle, Jehovah is Your name


>You are handsome in this place mighty God
>We go de hee, hee your name debade, holiday,holiday (we go dey hail your name day by day all the way)
>Email, email her, email her, Jehovah mail her. Ayinekele gymnastic email her, email her, Jeho email her

Kikikikikikik wahala dey oooo

It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill. Robert Mugabe Quotes

no be me talk am oooo

ME : Guy, the exam result are out letz go and see
GUY : Mhiz Lara Akinola pls check mine am with my dad can't go out right now..
ME : Aiit.
GUY : if itz bad text "Good morning", if itz really bad text "Good morning to u nd ur dad"
------later----
GUY : hw is it
ME : Good morning to u, ur family and to ur whole village
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Hahahahaha

Cc lalasticlala let's my people laugh small biko

It was my first tym on a date . I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat. I searched in my pocket its only a hundred naira note I got . I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks.With my hundred naira note. I bought only 1fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap. I went back to my lady .A smile appeared on her face as she said... "Oh my lovely man how could u know that sprite is my favorite..I hate fanta... Hahahaha wettin u for do if na u

Tallesty1:
Pauly's family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn't eating much, and she just keeps her head down.

After a few minutes, she says, "I have something to tell you."

Everyone gets silent and they all listen.

"I am no longer the virgin I used to be." And she begins to cry.

A long silence, and Mr Pauly speaks to Mrs Pauly, "It's your fault, you know, always dressed and made up like a tramp. You think that's an example for your daughter? Always wallowing on the sofa; it's just terrible; that's why problems like this come up!"

Then Mrs Pauly lights in on Mr Pauly, "And you! Do you think that you're a good example? Wasting your scrawny paycheck with your drinking buddies who even come drunk into the house - do you think that's a good example for a little girl 10 years old?"

Then Pauly charges back in, "And her sister, that no-good, with her hairy and dope-crazed boyfriend, always with their hands all over each other - you think that's a good example too?"

And it goes on and on, back and forth. Then the grandmother hugs the little girl to console her and asks, "Now, darling, how did this happen?

And the little girl answers, trying to hold back her sobbing, "Father Michael chose another girl to be the Virgin in the Christmas pageant this year."

Kikikikikikiki

Education is the key!


When we were growing up they used to tell us that education is the key to success, now we have that key only to find out that
the government has changed the padlock. Smh

Don't laugh alone...


*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

Exit poll results‎ of early balloting in many swing states indicate a clear victory for the Republican Presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump.

Early voting started about ten days ago in many US states - where it is projected that almost forty-five million of the two hundred million registered voters have already cast their votes for their choice candidate, including the down ballot ticket e‎lections.

The exit poll breakdown show a surprisingly sedate voter preference - national security and immigration ‎concerns top the list of almost seventy percent of the voters - while economic issues and social security respectively garnered fifteen and eight percentage points of the total votes cast.

Some of the states voting heavily for T‎rump includes the traditional Republican red-states and Democratic blue-states. The Clinton campaign has acknowledged the trend - predicating on secret Republican voting despondent voters that may actually cost her the election beyond what has already been captured by various poll surveys.

States showing massive Trump lead as reported by CNM, includes:

Kogi
Nasarawa
Imo
Kano
Oyo
Yobe
Bauchi
Borno
Kebbi
Edo
Cross River
Akwa Ibom
Ekiti
Osun
Kastina
Jigawa‎


Hahaha

WEDDING INVITATION
Dear Friends, fans and lovers, Finally the long awaited day is here with us! I invite you and your family to my wedding that will take place on 5th November, 2016 at Oladimeji street , behind Mokland hotel, Idiroko road, toll gate Ogun state The big and
special day begins at 10am. Your presence will be our joy and will be highly appreciated. See you there. Please broadcast as received. I also don't know who sent it to me.............

With immigration policy, Americans gave trump a high five vote in the final debate. But in all other aspect Clinton is best preferred. No can tell, election is just like football. It can change in a due minute.

Mine is ifeokanmi. =love of my heart

FYB:
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seriously I will quickly register in it sharperlyy

Infact if we have MMM political party as an affiliate to MMM stuff, next president n all gov will emerge under the party

harbdulrasaq88:
The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC has published a list of 10 new political parties that were recently registered.



Masses Movement of Nigeria (MMN)




cc lalasticlala

Why not make this MMM instead of MMN

aieromon:
That sticker applies to only commercial vehicles. Besides VIO dey look well before they stop any type of car.

Then am relieve then. Cuz it doesnt make sense putting that soon to fade sticker on a neat ride.

pattybf:
once u purchase a registered vehicle, u can either continue to renew d documents on d former owners name and use, this is only if d former owner takes d risk of allowing u to keep d no plate;

or u apply to get a change of ownership/reregistration /replacement as d case may be. under this, u will be required to get a new no plate, this is d only way u can get ur name on d documents.


there is no way a particular vehicle's documents can ve different names on them.

also, u cannot process d new online tinted permit for a vehicle ur name is not yet on d documents.

I hope I answered all ur questions.


PS: I won't be d one to tell everyone that there r guys out there who does oluwole job, hence d prices i see up there!

I trust your judgment on issue like this, that why u had to call you out. Is there a way I can get the tinted permit. Note my name is not on the documents and the seller is now deceased. So how do I go about the tinted permit. I will appreciate your response. Thanks

Cc pattybf

Kjnwancaro:
22k including that 5k insurance. I believe it doesn't take more than a few days but I didn't call the man that did mine until after like two weeks then I got it.

Can you pass me his number. Thanks

Kjnwancaro:
Answer to your question is yes. I I recently change all old info of a used car to the details of new owner include the number plates

Good, how much did you make the change and how long does it takes

diportivo:
If na "ajegboro" u dey drive,dem go hold u oh



It means its compulsory for commercial vehicles

Was meant to be compulsory for all vehicles b4,but some of us protested the unavailability of genuine ones

Ooh really, one Bros dey tell me it's compulsory for all cars. That both FRSC and vio guys can arrest vehicle for it(he meant both private and commercial)
So it's not compulsory abi. Cuz u heard vio sells at their offices.

I actually was going to open a thread like this but guess op already clear the ground for me.

I will like to hear from partybf achugulatan or what's the name again.

Is it possible to change ownership without changing information on the plate number or buying another one.
Have once tried this and I was surprised my assigned plate number wasn't registered with my car. Anytime I checked online I always got "ur plate number is active yet to be assigned to any vehicle" then I knew I would never apply to re register already registered vehicle again but do change of ownership on the documents

So my question partybf and others,
1. is it possible for a car to carry different name on documents showing prove of ownership and plate number. Bear in mind, all payment to renew document are all tied to the information on the plate number.

2. If it's possible, won't it contradict it self wen applying for say tinted permit. Where you have to upload your proof of ownership, and insurance number ?

3. Is there any side effect to these change or better what is the better way to go about it if one just purchased an already registered car wit the new plate number.

Thanks

Ps. I want to process mine, so I need clarification. Thanks again

Good evening guys, there is this reflective sticker seen in vehicles. Are they compulsory and can one be fined by FRSC or vio if it's not in one's car.

VIO officials let's hear from you pls.

Nice one from FRSC. This is what we need not some speed limiter and useless road blocks

As if he was not ranked before this stage. He knows thousands of naira require to perfect bail from accused/innocent people. I hate when people seek public sympathy or try to paint their profession wen opposite is the case

kablooee:
Hello guys, is there anybody in here who can get me the ECU(brain box) Mecerdes benz ATEGO i need it urgently. part number is 904.91-00-164056 Thank you

Hello Bro are you still in ecu biz I need 04 quest ecu 5speed. V1 MEC33-022 A1 or X0 MEC33-025 A1

chillex8:
I asked you to contact someone that will deliver the exact ECU for your car. Wonder why you are still buying "almost there" ECU's.

An ecu that will work for your car will be programmed with the VIN. But it MUST carry the exact part no.

I did sir, he doest has his number link with his profile.. Have requested to send him an email, he won't respond.
Kabolee is you are here kindly call or text me 08136473564. Thanks

JBUZZ:
Illiteracy+Gun=danger

Na to run for ur dear life na

Diportivo pls how much is this lexus now. I wan buy one for my wife

Hmm this is easier said than acts on. What I fear in every policemen is not the gun nor their uniforms. But their illiteracy. Illiteracy +gun in their hands=makes them the devil