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abmart80:
400k, let me know if is ok by you?

Chat me or call me 08136473564.....

redcliff:
How can this car even with a stolen bbox be 450k... i am not understanding.

Cuz the car it's self is not a stolen vehicle. I worked for the money I used in getting it. In as much as the total cost of bringing it back to life plus the price am giving it out can't even buy a worst Nigerian used of it then it's a good deal at 450k. Thanks for ur view

rottenegg:
Which state are you located?

Lagos ikotun area

Th is car must go today

Honestly since this judge think his stand on some cases will be thought otherwise, isn't better he step down or retire?

Still available....

FreeWorld23:
I offered 300k cos I av read your threads about the stolen brain box u are yet to get. .

I will be spending close to 150k to fix the car up. 300k isn't a bad offer.

Thanks but ur offer is too low.

420 +150k =570k.
300+150= 450k

Search the Internet and get back to me if you find the car with same spec with mine for both figures up there. Am sure that answers some question. Thanks again

420k is my shot

Nop, I don't know ow the phone got there.

I will love to put it in order so I can sell. I don't mind if you will lend me some money say 100k to put it in order. I will give u 120k wen I sell it.

I also hard it's quite important to recieve phone call with the left ear. I don't know ow true but it's a zero naira cost risk that should be adopted.

FreeWorld23:
300k serious buyer.

420k last

Glen Glen........ War is looming.. Russia should take things easy. They are becoming too miscreants.

Still more sa

More pics of the car

More pics

2004 nissan quest SE for sale at 450k.

Reason for selling is the brain box got stolen, and has since been parked.

The car is equipped with 3.5L v6 engine and a sharp 5speed gear.
Clean body no body work required except the bomber
Clean interior with middle design like plane
All electrical components are working well.
6 cd loader
DVD player and screen for rear seats,
Automatic transmission,
Cup holders
Leather seats :front seat with heater
Dashboard with screen display : navigation, fm cd display. Also it's power with auxiliary options
Roof designs is superb
Automatic door and booth....operation with remote control.
Ac Need refilling as at last use.

What's absent : brain box
Cost : 30k
Programming :10k
Engineer :unknown

If you are interested call me 08136473564. Or whatsapp same number.


Cc diportivo Costee

2004 nissan quest SE for sale at 450k.

Reason for selling is the brain box got stolen, and has since been parked.

The car is equipped with 3.5L v6 engine and a sharp 5speed gear.
Clean body no body work required except the bomber
Clean interior with middle design like plane
All electrical components are working well.
6 cd loader
DVD player and screen for rear seats,
Automatic transmission,
Cup holders
Leather seats :front seat with heater
Dashboard with screen display : navigation, fm cd display. Also it's power with auxiliary options
Roof designs is superb
Automatic door and booth....operation with remote control.
Ac Need refilling as at last use.

What's absent : brain box
Cost : 30k
Programming :10k
Engineer :unknown

If you are interested call me 08136473564. Or whatsapp same number.


Cc diportivo Costee

They won't refund u. But they would get u a working engine

sinaj:
Picture of the pen is or adonbilivit

AND if you are privilege to see it, what would u av done with it

humblemikel:
mine mine mine!!!, i almost fell off my chair.
this is one hit of a boom joke.
thanks for making my day.

Pls don't fall ooooo... Make oga no come arrest me o

klarke:
I'll use touch na

Oyo is ur case

suzan404:
,Your dad is dark ,
Your mum is dark,
They gave birth to a dark child 㰊OK now You turned 20 years and you became fair 㰮
Sista WHY?
Is your dad's sperm a Chameleon or u are a Chameleon,,

Hahahahaha someone change the sperm ni

Lawcurrent:
Some lawyers can lie for Africa sha.
A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day, on getting home, his wife saw the girls pant in the car. She got mad and tore it to pieces screaming; honey! Honey!! What is
this? So u r cheating on me...
.
The lawyer calmly replied; my God honey, you have jst destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of naria. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing; honey pls forgive me God wil bring another client.

Another client

Boy: Baby
Girl: (no reply)
Boy: Sweetie
Girl: (no reply)
Boy: U know i love you so much, y dont u believe me?
Girl: (no reply)
Boy: I can prove my love for u, jes tel me how can i convince u? I can do anything for you?..xcpt dying fr u.. buh baby i lov you tu much...anything...i can do for you...
Girl: Anything?
Boy: Yes...Nne wah do u want me to do for u?
Girl: Meet me at Sheron hospital tommorrow.
Boy: Okay..buh baby y?
Girl: I need one of your kidney
Boy: (shocked) ah didnt knw u wer sick, dun worry i wil giv u mine nd i will make sure d kidney transplant is successful
Girl: No oo, i need to sell it to buy IPhone 7..i cant sell my own. Prove ur love to me dah way.
Boy: Chisos! Love Fire !! U are very stupid!!!.thunder tear dat ur mouth.....IPhone 7 kiiiiilll u der !!!

The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angrily  and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I got home, and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife , with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !" "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told you there must be a simple explanation ..... *she didn't receive your E-mail!*

​​​DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST
AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.​​​

​AMERICAN POST:​

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New
York, I love my husband so much and I can do
Anything to please him...But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

​COMMENTS:​

​James Silva :​ I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

​Sarah water :​ Oh my dear, sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake
up and face the fact that I am married.

​Michael paper :​ well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..

​NIGERIAN POST:​

My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's
cousin! What should I do?

​NIGERIAN COMMENTS:​

​Dayo muyiwa :​ Fool, love na food?

​Nkiru joy :​ You are a disgrace to
womanhood..shame on u.

​Sam ogun:​ Hannatu I lost ten pounds in the
last few weeks, click the link below http.//mobile
shades, com

​Idris kunle :​ Any news about ASUU strike?

​One love :​ If u want to fall for me too, call my
no: +2348123456789.

​Funmi Leye:​ I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

​Julius kuku:​ who u EPP?

​Tony Abubakar:​ How does that affect the price
of rice in the market?

​Richard oke :​ Abeg who get bb charger (pin
mouth).

Angry mother!!


After paying 500,000 naira as a semester school fees... And my child comes back home on holidays to speak PIDGIN..
Ogbeni!!!!! You must be mad..
With that kind of amount in this economy you should be speaking Latin or Greek language...
INFACT U SHOULD BE SPEAKING IN TONGUES.
Communicating with both the spirits and gods of our land!!!!

And the jokes continues....



Surprise!!!


*Wife:*- Woooooooooow!!, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can't believe this.
*Husband:* - ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million.
*Wife:* - Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now,pls it's VERY URGENT.
*Husband:*- but I'm about to...
*Wife:* - PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,TRUST ME.
*Husband:*- em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go and come back quick.
*Company:*- Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract.
*After few minutes*
*_The man quickly went home..._*
*Husband:* _```(Seriously sweating)```- Honey why this urgent surprise,when I was abt to receive a contract worth 30 million?
*Wife:*- Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.
*Husband:*- R u pregnant?
*Wife:* - Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract.
*Husband:* - Wow, so what's d surprise?
*Wife:* _```(Being happy)```_ Honey, I can't believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat
that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of touching rats.
WHAT WILL U DO IF U ARE THIS WOMAN'S HUSBAND ?

Spartanville:
This is why i love nairaland. Tanx @princemilla

Uw jareee

[10/9, 4:09 PM] Lizzygifted Hands: FLIRTING WITH FIRE & ONLY HEAVEN FOCUS SISTER Be LIKE......

(Phone Conversation)

Bro Joseph---baby watsup!

Sister Grace---please my name is sister grace nd not baby. Is the name "baby' scriptural? Can Abraham, father of faith, call Sarah his wife "Baby"? That name you called me is too worldly not heavenly! I thought you were born again, bro Joseph! Am disappointed!

Brother---ok sister grace how are you..??

Sister--- Psalm 28:7. The Lord is my strength. I am more than conqueror. Any devil that tries me will drop dead without remedy! (Sister spoke in tongues after answering bro joseph)

Brother---ok oooo! what are you doing now...?

Sister---am cooking to the glory of the Lord. And I dedicate my food to Him. All glory be to Him.

Brother---wow!..should i come nd help u...?

Sister--- No bro! i can do all things through christ who strengthens me. He is my present help in time of needs. Don't worry bro

Brother---hmm ok oo....at least i wil cum after u might have finished cooking the food so dat u will SERVE me

Sister---Ha! Bro Joseph! Are you still in the Lord! please i only SERVE d living God not human being. I can never serve you. Joshua 24:15.

Brother--- this is serious! ok sista grace, what are you wearing nw...? (Bro wanted to try to be romantic)

Sister---if you are spiritual, you will know! Am wearing d full armor of christ. No weapon form against me shall prosper.

Brother---chai....nawa oo! This is too much for me! i give up now!!!

Sister: Ha! If you give up so soon, that means you are not my heavenly ordained husband!

Laughter is good for your health

The full meaning of (I AM FINISHED)

When you lock the door to kill a snake and NEPA just take the light

You are done!

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. ..............
Moral : Accompany ur wife.....
The story continues....The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card..........
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues....Wife took out her husbands credit card from purse and swiped. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral: Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE..
Still continues...After swiping, the machine indicated 'ENTER OTP SENT TO YOUR MOBILE'..
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him!
Still continues....When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS "your OTP is......"Finally she bought her items & returned back happily.
Moral: not all men are bad. Good men always put their families first at all times.

mordtonia:
Try this in a Nigerian home, they will beat that girl to stupor! She will explain the lost virginity in the hospital.

Hahahaha na so nija parent no get chill biko