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she says it would soon be on sale at Amazon, so its limited for downloading here,
you wont leave that long on ur siggy right?

everything is fair in love and war

this is so unfair...... am lost

ITbomb: When you are jealous, you feel like getting the other person's gf but
when you are envious you feel that what the other person his enjoying
with his gf, you should also experience such with your gf

that makes a lot of sense boo! :*
i will start working on the affection part, you know its very hard changing personality
envy not them, ok?

ITbomb: I said envious not jealous
I just wish my sweetheart could just display such affections to me

and what is the difference between the two? you havnt really answered y u ar envious/jealous of ur mum!
till i get the answer, no affection......don't even know if am the sweetheart been referred here

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]You see! That's the biggest problem! He's got himself a 'nagging' wife who's so violent that she'd attack a sleeping lamb!

If I could manage ITBmB, the new 'wife' complicates things! He's got to go![/quote]you had better act now while you can, cos if i eventually enter into the family house, am gonna personally poison you


and IT, why are envious of ur mother, is there something i don't know? come answer me this instant

ITbomb: Listen to sambroose, that is a solution
Lets him adopt the baby, I will adopt the mother

@ice
i will so love to take that cash, it will give me great pleasure to see you broke

she will the second in command of Itbomb's heart
so don't worry Foxy, i will be very kind to the mother, treat her like a sister

brokoto: the dog ate it last night.

oh, poor you, lovely d.o.g.g.y

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]@floxy, u and I share something in common
The solution to your problem is contained in my next work, coming up on the fool's day.

You will understand when you see the work...[/quote]knowing you too well, it gat to be something evil

Br3nd4: awww... My inlaw.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY O.. Dont mind my son IT *hides*

wishin u the best 2day and always..
Wait o! How old are you?

thank you my mother inlaw your son can be so argh... sometimes, but am glad am coming into ur family


*am sweet 16 old*

sorry Foxy

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]one of these days: you will have my dkkk choked deep down your mouth to the base of ur throat that u cant pronounce the M word;

you seriously needs to get laid: the oestrogen flowing thru ur blood stream is at an alarming rate[/quote]oh yeah, and how did you know the M. refers to u? it could be M for Mumu, M. for Maga, M. for maggot, and the list goes on...

abeg, pack one side...cos am not getting the Vitamin S from you8)

brokoto: is this a question or a statement?

what happened to ur sense of humour

ITbomb: I no holy pass u but I dey use condom

yeah, and cheating on me too.
2 much dat u didn't remba 2 wsh me HBD 2day......
am calling it quits

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]If this statement is coming from you then I sure need a drink. Can't
believe you would one day comment something like this... Toh... How do
you make dem self proclaimed friends come back? They all ran away
leaving me to carry my cross... Damn...[/quote]what do you mean by that, have i always been a mean girl? now don't get me started or......


*oops......chill princesa, this dude is in soup, dosn't need more drama *


ok.....sorry about that,
just give me the details of those runaway friends, let me vent my anger on them

its ok.....
am just gonna read on......
you are the expert here

maishot: Actually..,


The part where you've become a neusance to everyone on this thread.

does tht include you
anyway, i still don't care

never really like 'this oga at the top' ish
so how do i write when i don't feel it

brokoto: yes! In summary, the story says little girls should be in bed by 10pm sharp. Oya!

i guess its not interesting after all

choi... i yhave miss oh
where do i start reading 20 pages of thread!

it sounds like an interesting read, anyone care to summarise for me

*interesting time to browse in*

now you stuck a cord in my heart, i actually thought this was fiction, obviously not, sorry abt the incidence......


*wish this happened to M. instead *

but what exactly can we do for you

Damex333: thats cos 4 v gals, ur no is always 30%, 50% mayb and
20% yes, we only av 2 increase d chance of yes.thats is increasing d
percentage of yes 2 51%and we re good 2 go.

oh yeah! to you its just a simple maths, to us it is statement......yes is yes, no is no

this is an excerpt from chapter one:
...Recently, I started keeping a diary of my everyday experiences. I only
started after I survived an attempt made on my life by Mr. Eric, one of
the richest and most handsome guys in this part of town.

I met Eric over six months ago at a dinner party organized by a friend
of mine who happens to be a high class citizen. The party was seriously
full of wealthy men but that particular day, I decided that Eric will be
the one I take home. When Eric saw me, he instantly took to me because
of my curves and I to him because of his money. Since then, we have had a
lot of wonderful moments together but yesterday, I decided to play a
fast one on him. Little did I know that the consequences will be great.

...I woke up early and left his house with a whooping
N6milion. As I went home, I wondered what Eric will do when he found out
that his money was gone. I just did not know that he will go too far.


to me, it reads like a flashback of some sort to tell us why Susan decided to keep a diary
so, i stand to be disproved

maishot: Guys...!

Cute_bliss, ITbomb, Princesa..,
Pls, you guys ought to chill!

You arn't just derailing now,
You're rather "draining" the fun off this thread.

Like I said, y'all need to chill and make good, a'ight?!


And off records,
I don't think Oga Mazi likes the way u guys go chity-chatty.
Besides, you're scaring the new guests off the thread.


So, be cool, huh?

sorry dude, i couldn't care less who gets scared or who gets angry, besides, what part of thread close don't they understand

Br3nd4: yes oooo.. Make she catch u

Princesa, inemesit=happiness.. Are u his inemesit

hmm...so that's what that means
really, i can't guarantee that am gonna be his inemesit

oyestephen: naa it could be real

1million naira bet it is not
are you in?

is there a secret men-code that says: don't give up the chase?

are we still in Susan's diary? or are we still in the flashback?

why don't this guys ever take no for an answer
poor Promise

ITbomb: Your plan will not work. She didnt say that
Abi you wan scatter what God wan join together?
You think say as u bin comot for my car, passenger don finish for road.

you are gonna be the nemesis of me in NL, i can foresee

Cute bliss: applying for wat?

i saw the f beside ur name, i know u are female, am not dumb.
the asterisk was like a side comment, not intended for you, am sure the person who it is meant for knows...
i didn't say Itbomb had no class, i meant that i have class enough not to screw with anyone, anyhow......
why are you reading my posts backwards

Cute bliss: hmmm

your signature is so realistic, me love it

*the classyness thingy is not for those who can bed every Ada, Kate or Jennifer at a wink, so don't bother applying *