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Obinnau: am good, but everything is boring today.

aww baby how can i cheer you up?

Tovot! Happy to see you

but, not you too. Chris and I aren't an item

you're actually talking to one of my prince charming

Kay, the best thing is to open a new thread when you officially start the story next year and give a link to it on this thread...



Because Water don pass garri

Roy na here you come kack?

toh, i don show with all my instruments oh, na me, you and them till Tory end


Nice work so far though...

#OutOfTheBlue

''Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you.
It's not that I want you not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know'' Westlife

timpaker: Sleep please come quickly

too much food no good.



Goodevening ya'all

[quote author=chris_villa]you actually like me but still decieving yourself...
I dont even want your pairship again
but we can still be friends[/quote]like you? Stop hyping yourself, your gra gra too much

why am i deceiving myself? You be prince charming ni? Abegi if na unto friends level, I am game. If not, abegi park well Jo

[quote author=Larry-Sun] Of course we don't. The innocent Nairalanders wouldn't like hearing that furniture begins to gather wings in our honeymoon .[/quote]offcourse they don't.

they wouldn't also want to hear that the groom was sent home to his people with a deep cut on his head facilitated by the pestle of the bride

neither would we want our names flashed on the fp of nairaland as 'A nairalander breaks the head of her groom on their wedding night'

we don't want stories that touches the heart

firestar: Man pikin don wak die for wedding oh. Na to sleep dey worri me.
That get-together na disaster waiting to happen. Dem dey wait me dere seh. Evil EVIL PEEPS! I prank dem last year, now na my turn for dere mind...

for their mind ba? Firestar na coded.

oya na, rest your body wella, tomorrow i sure say wakis jaburata for ground

How do i prove to these people that Chris and I ain't a pair,

Larry and I don't look good together!

How do I!

firestar: Eyah. I just stepped in from a wedding, another event is holding not far from my home...
I may not attend. Some of mah crazy peeps dey wait me dere high on Vodka'd watermelon and peppersoup garnished with seaweed. Or so they tell me...
Last time, an unfortunate Monitor lizard was drawn and quartered into chops served with KONK palm wine.

choi! Enough wakis for there. Abeg go na, bring back take away, my mouth sef don dey shake just thinking...

[quote author=Larry-Sun]That's Chris's ambition, not mine .[/quote]you'd better join the train, i hear they are free chicken and chips for those at the other side, or you like the 'maga' train?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Even Panadol has Extra jare.[/quote]so una own go be panadol extra? I dey jealous oh

VanTee20: LWKM

firestar: Bonsoir a toutes.
Princesa cherie, ca va?
Heh, burst mah bubble ke? You no trust me na, beyond 2014 go dey dat style na.
How dey go dey go?

maybe na you go renovate the styles na, no forget to post the picture make we sef appreciate


am cool, just bored intermittently

#OutOfTheBlue

'Your boyfriend buys you a BB Z10 as valentine's gift and you buy him a white singlet and handkerchief. Is he an Atilogu dancer?'

Rap maestro: yeah, like that's the easiest thingy to do here ma'am... Just change your gender on your 'edit profile' #abi, is that not it?#

so i guess its no ish if i turn e-male and toast you eh?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]very easy. All one has to do is grow some few bump hither and yon .[/quote]if e no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol

firestar: Boys?
What do you want to talk about?

#jezKidding

yeah, i don't have the book in my collection, (i don't even have a reasonable library sef ) but i googled it and offcourse saw the soft copy online for purchase.

Found out that the Book was written in 1984! So i can imagine the ancient kinda of styles it would be rocking.

But err, to burst ur bubbles, most girls of nowadays would find those styles out of place on their heads, not when Brazilian and Japanese human hair are all over the place.

But personally, i don't dig braids much, it always leave a tell-tale sign on my hair, the knots, the 'front hair chopping' and the extra time needed to loosen it.

Jeez! I prefer weavons, their wahala no dey much like that


but wait oh, you want to make 'bubbled sungas' on your head? Small children go see you pick race oh, the name though...

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Now Maestro has turned a female too? Shall cease ever wonder? I thought Chris was the only hermaphrodite in Nairaland. Nice seeing you, buddy. Where've you been?[/quote]but wait oh, do you guyz think being female is an easy task?

#JezWondering

firestar: Okay.
I was like going through my library and I stumbled upon this VERY valuable book by Esi Sagay: African Hairstyles,Styles of Yesterday and Today.
I dunno if you've gone through it because damn, I think I've struck gold!
Ever heard of Bubbled Sungas? (Squeals)
...
I'm SO going to look for a stylist to make that hairdo. Seriously, weaves suck.

and i thought we were gonna talk about boys

firestar: Lemme gist ya, you game, moy tsvetok?

gist time!
am game repete oh