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LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by princesa(op): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2013
realsamxtra: Nothing do you P just for you, I will gather as much bread as I can. But are you the princess of which kingdom? Maybe that will give me clue on the nature of the bread to get.
princess of Agege land, so you know the type of bread to get. grin
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by princesa(f): 8:11am On Dec 21, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Dear Princesa,

Do you thing of something warm and turgid or of something wet and slippery. If it is the first one..

You are not giving your hundred percent into your relationships. Maybe you are expecting the man to be the superman. No shortsightedness but always perfect in everything. Breaking News sister!!! No body perfect, some women can cook amala while others can't. Such it is with me. Next time, flow with your spouse, look for something you have not been looking for, and help him in sugesstions when he hooks along the way.

If you think of something wet and slippery, here is a prayer for you. I command every spirit of gbogbo nishe that is from you village, die by fire. Another thing, a pastor friend of mine specialises in getting rid og that spirit.

Goodluck.


Foxydramus[/quote]for your very left mind now, you don advice ba? grin


anyways thanks for the tip. cool
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by princesa(f): 10:51pm On Dec 20, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Sorry but I will have to answer you in a Nigerian manner.

Do you buy a shoe that you will use for a long time without testing it?



Foxydramus[/quote]i beg to differ, make una stop all this una ridiculous logic. No just make me vex for here defend our cause! angry



oya go an answer me pleasesmiley
RomanceRe: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by princesa(f): 10:44pm On Dec 20, 2013
Foxy, why do i hate relationships? I can't seem to keep one for long because i get bored along the way.

Is it because am scared, or maybe because i have personal problems, like trust issues?
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by princesa(op): 10:09pm On Dec 20, 2013
Okay oh, make sure you buy bread for us before u get to the last page oh. grin


thanks realsam, 360prince, everyone...i am honouredsmiley
Jokes EtcRe: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by princesa(f): 6:29pm On Dec 20, 2013
And i opened this thread! shocked

maybe like the chicken, i had no option undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by princesa(f): 6:04pm On Dec 20, 2013
Oh my Jesus, this mofos ain't tired yet of argument and drama just yet? grin grin


#catches breath from so much laughter#

okay, am just coming from NAWE, a tatafo thread ran by Divepen and to my greatest shock, I read that Obadiah777 deactivated his account! shocked shocked


And i ran all the way here to discover that our very own Mynd now moderates this section! shocked shocked

double surprise i tell ya! shocked grin

mehn this section is where the fun @ grin

so many mofos! cheesy



#don't ban me Mr Mynd, i just had to say this embarassed#


grin
LiteratureRe: What To Do About Short Stories...... by princesa(f): 10:59am On Dec 20, 2013
Well it might bring people into that dying area once in a while...


Too bad.


Just Can't fix a circle into a square hole. Wont fit.
WebmastersRe: Nigerian Online Ventures That Are Offshoots Of Nairaland by princesa(f): 10:49am On Dec 20, 2013
Hmm...


One day monkey go go market, him no go return cool
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Complaints Thread by princesa(f): 11:33am On Dec 18, 2013
Ms Spaqs: Who moved Kayemjay's story to the FP,you should have allowed it garner more updates since he just started it,I hope When it's no longer on Fp and people are clamoring for it to be there you would oblige their request at that time
they make the rule and they break it. E tire person.
PhonesRe: The Greatest Thing You've Ever Done With Your Phone by princesa(f): 11:29am On Dec 18, 2013
The greatest thing I've done with my phone should be writing and uploading 'Taking Chances' entirely without any extra device.


Twas tiring but fulfilling at the endsmiley
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by princesa(f): 10:42am On Dec 18, 2013
Lol...i said i loved the story not the writer. tongue

and for my contribution? My mind is blank oh, nothing non-fictional that i can think of sef sad
Poems For ReviewRe: Red Poetry: A Touch Of Christmas by princesa(f): 10:37am On Dec 18, 2013
Nice initiative. Will put up mine soon. Do announce the thread in other thread, so that other poets become aware.
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by princesa(f): 10:26am On Dec 18, 2013
DzTzl: aunty princessa we r still waiting for the part 2 of taking chances.!
dat one na later tinz, buh it will definitely come.

Next year, expect something fresh from the stable of sunsetPress. Keep a datewink
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by princesa(f): 10:50pm On Dec 17, 2013
And why is this on fp so soon with Just one update and series of commentshuh

Definitely wont tell good on this story, you guyz (mod) shoulda allowed it mature first sha oh... undecided


anyways, since i couldn't follow the Eva story cos of the length of the pages, i decided to join here on time.

Weldone Kaysmiley
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by princesa(f): 3:56pm On Dec 17, 2013
You just have a way with words and humour that i lovesmiley

bookmarked.
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LiteratureRe: If Your Life Was A Novel, What Would Be The Title? by princesa(f): 3:47pm On Dec 17, 2013
Mine would be:

Chasing the Sunset
LiteratureRe: Do You Enjoy Reading In Print, Audio Or Digital. by princesa(f): 3:44pm On Dec 17, 2013
Print it is for me.
LiteratureRe: What To Do About Short Stories...... by princesa(f): 3:41pm On Dec 17, 2013
Its survival of the fittest i tell you. Short stories don't just have a 'competitive edge' on the literature board, and that's the truth.

Even if a child board is created for it, people would hardly go there. Imho.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj And Genevieve Pictured Together by princesa(f): 10:50am On Dec 17, 2013
pheyikemi: There was a post last week that she's getting married to one man with dada (dreadlocks) like that, now she's with D-banj. Why do you take joy in confusing ushuh
because you take joy in getting confused.

Why would you even care about their lives undecided
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by princesa(f): 2:11pm On Dec 16, 2013
Me too. And i saw no blunder.smiley
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 11:14am On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=chris_villa].

cry cry undecided embarassed sad angry:'
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Grabs my double barrel[/quote]its a tough world out there, survival of the fittest grin

[quote author=chris_villa].
Yea sure...
Tho Im a vegiterian but I'll surely eat that.
.
.
Beep me with these numbers to reserve a place for US.
07019469431
.[/quote]a vegetarian that don't eat vegetables or meat?

Funny you.

[quote author=chris_villa].

cry cry undecided embarassed sad angry:'
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Grabs my double barrel[/quote]its a tough world out there, survival of the fittest grin
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 10:13am On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Huh? We dey fight before?[/quote]good question! huh

Maybe tis because you always annoy me...apologies grin

firestar: Hell yeah, SHANNARO!
Jelly? I will not have you evaporating on JUST one poem.
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yes! Not just one poem! Am stronger than that, am an African woman and it takes more than five poems to melt me! Ahoi! cool


oya obinnua hit me with ur best shot. cheesy



#dude's gonna collapse, he ain't a poem master# grin
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 10:00am On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Most of these babes are not into poetry, you will just keep writing and your poetry will get modified and sent to those who call them "wenches"[/quote]oh please stop with your cynicism already!
The Poem was mine, written from my heart, i can write my own poems and don't need to modify someone else's.

And especially not to send to name-calling mofos.

So, If you can't believe the truth even if its staring you in the face, pls keep ur opinions to yourself.

Thank you!
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 9:55am On Dec 16, 2013
firestar: (Giggles)
Princesa, firm ya bones already! Sheesh...
Obinnau, oya fire five more poems and prove that's not a beginner's luck.
five more! You want my knees to turn into jelly? grin
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 9:52am On Dec 16, 2013
Obinnau: oh! Do you need help standind sweet?
Forgive me, that was my first ever attemp at a poem.
don't worry i can manage to stand up, the poem was da bomb! swept me off my feetsmiley

I could tell it was deep from the heart, took you a day to write (I guess grin)

not really into poems about love, but that blew me away, nice reply to mine...

Me thinks it was way awesome! kiss
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2013
Obinnau: oh my sweet princess,
long have i longed a loving heart such as yours that reeks of passion and gentility
I hope to captivate you with my personality, never fear my moon and stars,
bliss of love is it that you will find at the very cores of my heart like the lores of love that the ancients sang of.
Oh my Jonquil will you allow me to give comfort to your troubled heart? I will Carress your very soul to the sweetness of the world beyond and take you to the isles of gold and diamond, of riches beyond the reach of common women. Oh sweet princess my heart is yours to take as we get ready to sail off to our bliss.
oh my jingles pringles cheesy

dude means business, and i tot you stood me up!

What a poem, my knees are already shivering rickety grin
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 8:51am On Dec 16, 2013
Hidden plssad
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 8:32am On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Scared of you?
Now I chuckle. grin grin grin
Dudette, I don't scare easily. Trust me. wink Besides, I can't help but detect the quantum of solace in this latest 'theory'.[/quote]at the testimony of two, all controversy is settled.

texanomaly: Lolz...do you have any idea how big Texas is?
i can only just imagine grin.
Okay tell me her local government or district, atleast Texas should be divided into something?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 8:26am On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=chris_villa].
Yea sure
where you at?
What do you wanna take for dinner?
We have African,jewish,asian,spanish and portuguese dishes.
Order,we are at your service ma'am!!![/quote]guess tis gonna be breakfast then. Lets take a hike to Mama Calarbar kitchen, her edikakong soup is awesome! Perfect way to start the morning! What say you? cheesy
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 7:49pm On Dec 15, 2013
firestar: Bonsoir tout le monde...

(reads through...)

Hm.

(Excuses herself to laugh long and loud)

...
hehehe...
Guess I've caught a big one finally, no? grin


@trixandria
hi and welcome

stefikal: 9ce onesmiley
thanks smiley

[quote author=chris_villa].
Aww come on!!
.
There are trial moments,I totally understand.
I know that somewhere in you,there are poems that will soften the hardest heart.
The poems shakespear forgot to write,the poems that keeps a man faithful and the poems that made made me try to hold back my tears even when I found out that you're not yet mine.
.
Nasty things sometimes turn out to be Nice.
*Think about it*[/quote]sorry but there's no more where that came from, how about you buy me dinner instead?wink



stefikal: 9ce onesmiley
thanks smiley
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