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symbianDON:
ohh! great!!! going by your post, the op should have asked the snake for a selfie, offer the snake a rat snack and then proceed to Google to find out what kind of snake it is.......and after finding it's a 'rat snake' should have politely asked the snake, 'would you be comfortable to live with me and help me clean up my very dirty environment?' ......sense no go keee you

pu7pl3:
You are way out of your depth here young lady...pity who which time

pu7pl3:
Il just kill this person oo

pu7pl3:
Your funeral

pu7pl3:
you want to start a meme war with me young lady?

Nayo08:
sorry dull

Nayo08:
I thought it was poor

BankyGee:
Just want to reduce the heat today
All work and no play makes pu7pl3 a...

sirjoe1124:
In my JS1 then I was fond of sleeping in the church, I was so known for that, that usher's no longer wake me. On a certain Friday, I couldn't tell who invited my crush for a night vigil in other to please her by not sleeping: I decided I wouldn't sit through out the prayer session. Then the worst happened, I fell while sleep standing and disrupted the night vigil. It's more than 10 years now, I haven't visited that church.

SyrusdeHansome:
When I use to worship at winners chapel we had a tarry night program one Friday. As Satan want ham my mom decided to cook beans dat same Friday. My dad was the pastor nd I was just in the congregation cos I didn't join the choir as I didn't go 4 rehearsals. I wasn't even allowed to play any instrument. The first girl I loved came back from her boarding school nd she was in the choir sit. As una sabi tarry night, I slept off only to wake up to hear myself mess one powerful mess. The whole section of the church fixed their eyes on Me including my crush. I was so ashamed that I had to climb up to go nd sleep. Throughout that week I had to dodge the girl because of shame.

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

hulk616:
thank you for the nomination

pu7pl3:
Benefits AKA good things,you there for me when I need you and when I dont,you give me good advice and encouragement,have my back always, call to check up on me and vice Versa...you know,nice sweet things