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Oh wow!

What a great kekenapepized thread.
Nice one

What is this again?

Bestpresident:
UD

Give me ur contact then.

Busted

Bestpresident:
UD please it's Alloy,,,, can I just say hi to you

Owk

Lala, do you see what I see?

Yummilicious

Bestpresident:
UD,,, I am greeting you,,,

Who is UD?

Goodmorning

It's all about breast self- examination

A is a localized odour while B is a generalized odour.

Yet, non can be tolerated.
C all the way

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Neoteny:
C'mon

Your number is desired.

Just a harmless call..... don't let the idiots here make fun of me

Smile, no one will make fun of you.
Just your mindset.

Like seriously?
You actually want me to display my contact here

Half bread is better than none.
Let her manage it.

All na cake

Neoteny:
I'm great....or I will be when I get to talk to you...

Funny you
Owk

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


What type of tree grows in your hands?

Palm tree

BankyGee:

Neoteny:
My klush!! Xoxo ❤️

Oh! I didn't see your msg earlier.

I'm quite good.
How about you?

operandus:
Just split d pako and use it as chewing stick.....after dat, use one cup of water to gaggle.... datz all.

Kikiki

Cat sef no wan carry last.

Gullibility at it's peak

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed

falcon01:
lol this story sounds familiar... and I was exactly in jss1

I'll speak no further

Chai!

The backfired ritual.

So, two ladies stepped into our school compound to advertise and create awareness about always ultra pad. They were moving from one class to another with loads of pad. Before they stepped into our class, most of the boys in my class were already saying it that; those ladies came to distribute female bumbum special bread. I was just shinning my teeth cos it was a hilarious statement .
Las las, they stepped into our class and shared one pack of pad (always ultra) each to every female student after a brief health talk on personal hygiene and how to use the pad during emmenia. When I got home, I shew it to mumsy and her reply was in one sentence "go and keep it for yourself". I hearkened to her immediately.
One certain morning, after about a week I noticed that I was having an unusual slight abdominal cramp; I overlooked it and went to to take my shower, that was where i discovered blood stain in between my thigh. Immediately my mind flashed back to the female bumbum special bread and mumsy's word. Even without letting mumsy to know, i tore the pack and pick up one and put it in my vulva.
It was a concomitant occurrence.
It all happened while I was in JSS one.


That was my menarche experience.

Yuck!

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


Why are fish so clever?

They are clever cos they are always in school

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Because it is unlawful to convict a man without a hearing

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Winner of last riddle:-
[color=pink]PrincessB1[/color] (half mark tho )
*Claps, cheers*

Lolz

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...Bobrisky is a serious health harzard for Nigeria and Nigerians.
The health harzard Bobrisky has is worse than Ebola virus disease...
LMAO