₦airaland Forum

olatunji390:
The man walking is a pastor and the dead one is the one he brought to the river for spiritual cleansing. The pastor was warn before he enter the water that there is a spillage in the river but he never listen and light a candle. Painful thing is the one he brought for cleansing have been in abroad for 20yrs only return 3months again

jaybee:
Whose house ?

Do you know the implication of a policeman going into someone's house to obtain a bucket to wash his clothes?

In Nigeria? In Niger Delta? During Election period? With mischievous people like you in abundant supply?

Fxwarrior:
Men of the forces are trained to improvise. I've seen soldiers drink cobra blood, eat snakes etc

They were not well catered for so he made use of what was available.

Election has finished so those were empty.

Nayo08:
so we can have more lies stories

ValCon888:
Servicing a gun means disassembling the parts and cleaning with a soft rag and oil to prevent the inside from rusting or the firing pin from jamming.

What the vulcanizer is doing there isn't servicing but surgery.

Alexandro15:
My own na many years ago in boarding school. I was in SS2 then and was already hallucinating. (or was it real?) that a small imp spirit was always pushing my bunk at night. It was an Iron bunk and I always hear the creaking of the bunk, FOOTSTEPS along with a pig's grunt every night.

So this particular night, around midnight, I was already awake, dead with fear and shaking. I then heard voices at one corner of the hostel and recognized some of my classmates voices. Relieved, I quickly jumped down and hurried to their corner to tell them my ordeals and stay with them until morning. It turned out they were operating phones, and when they heard my footsteps, they kept still. ( Phones were illegal).

When I got there, I sat on Kelechi's bed. He was fast asleep. I heard FOOTSTEPS and turned around, only for me to see a figure crouching and hurrying towards me! Oboy! I have never been more afraid in my life. I took a moment to take a deep breath, and gave a shout that I was sure would send the demon back to hell. Na so I shout 'Jesuuuuusss' o. Kelechi wey dey deep sleep sef wake up follow me dey shout Jesus Jesus. E come fall from bed, roll enter under e bunk to hide.
Na so the figure reach me;
"Shh Shhhh, no shout abeg. Na me, na Oscar. I come borrow something from Simeon."
I was first shocked, then began to laugh hysterically. My other classmates who were awake joined. Even Kelechi as he came out from under the bunk.

Zeezxo:
Wait oo today is Saturday na and Dino said Sunday. Maybe Dino account have been hacked. My Dinosaur.

Shibaraba:
Those corpers. My prayers are with you all ooo
Election violence. If una never witness am make una no talk. E bloody man.

Over a decade ago while local man was serving in a state I was posted somewhere as an election officer. Tall corper with big chest e sure for me die. I dey control the crowd like say I be marlian. Organised setting. Everybody was like " ehen this brother sabi work". Everything was going very sweet and fast until these bros them came. You see that my big chest e less like blom blom. They came for me straight. Them no ask question or talk anything the first thing wey I see be say everywhere black like say them take light. Few seconds later na wiiiiiiiiiin I dey hear for my right ear. After like two minutes na him I realise say na slap them slap me. Before the darkness comot for my eyes I no see ballot box again. I look left my fellow corper Don tufian. Jakpa tins. Inec official just dey shout Jesus like say she dey rap. The Jesus sef na from down the street she dey shout am. I swear fam no be my eyes I take see this things. Them tell me say I hold my face throughout for minutes. I suspect say na my spirit observe am. The slap remove my spirit from my body fam. As in my spirit no fit bear the pain e comot for my body go siddon under mango tree.
They were later shooting guns but to me they just wasted bullets. Everybody Don tear from the first slap. My friend say the slap self na him drive people. E sound like gunshot. I no pray that experience for my enemy.

Casemiro:
Please where can I get this green leaf. Like what kind of shop

tiziano:
pls who is lala?