op is the real example if zoo

dear op this is Nigeria,we don't kiss rather we chop kiss

this is super story!

God pls send mack&dangote truck to come crush dem.in Amen

psquare be like "if sey camera no dey here I for break your hand".

merbenko:
University entering age is 16yrs above which mean the are Adult per say. The good thing about it is that they aren't hookers like some of them jump from one room to another. Better deal with one boyfriend at a time. I have seen many girl that end up getting married that way than those hooligans that pretend the are scent that didn't sin end up praying and fasting for husband

i will rather be a runs girl than live with a boy whom have no future plan for me

merbenko:
University entering age is 16yrs above which mean the are Adult per say. The good thing about it is that they aren't hookers like some of them jump from one room to another. Better deal with one boyfriend at a time. I have seen many girl that end up getting married that way than those hooligans that pretend the are scent that didn't sin end up praying and fasting for husband

i will better be a runs girl than live with a boy whom have no future plan for me

i weep for my fellow girls.
team single and living single #

the only man dat can be addressed as miss#miss/Mr denrele

the only man dat can be addressed as miss

i think she likes you but she don't want to look like a desperado

seen

BraniacX:

Hmmmmmm!
Eleyi gidi gan !!! Or am i not lomantic?
*clears throat*
Ah hem!
......................Hush my love now don't you cry Everything will be all right Close your eyes and drift in dream Rest in peaceful sleep If there's one thing I hope I showed you Hope I showed you
Just give love to all Oh my love... in my arms tight Every day you give me life As I drift off to your world Rest in peaceful sleep I know there's one thing that you showed me That you showed me Just give love to all
Let's give love to all Just give love to all Let's give love to all Just give love to all Let's give love to all
Send a wish upon a star Send a wish upon a star
Now, how 'bout that?

Awww you romantic.therock5555 and lekinz stay away from me.lmao

BraniacX:


*springs from grass catapult to catch you like spiderman*

My lust desire for you is insatiable and will be legendary

GOD help whoever comes between me and you

rocks will become clay and mountains silt and both'll likewise be washed into the ocean

On the bright side, happy to note you didn't say your pants are untearable 'cos after am done with silt5555, am coming for 'em undies

* covers face*

sing a lullaby for me before i accept

BraniacX:



And I will reinvent myself as the sledgehammer+dynamite99999 and smash+blast your boo into oblivion!!!!!
Then I will claim ownership of you

Pantless of Course

*falls from maize tree*

my boo is untouchable

modestdude:
Lwkmd. I can imagine your facial expression when you made this comment. Abeg take NL easy o.
Nevertheless and if you won't mind, whats Lwtmp? Was it typo error

not typo error.my eye dey wide open wen I type am

Slimzjoe:


*Picks her Back up*
Hope you're not Hurt?

not at all.

thanks

Mancity26:
i tink i need such treatment in d nite

in that case I will invite all the mosquito in my village.

Mancity26:
i tink i need such treatment in d nite

in that case I will invite all the mosquito in my village.

BraniacX:

Make I join laff tear am finish for you na
Then we can ...........................

I will report you to my boo therock5555

Mancity26:
...and wait 4u?

yes wait for me am coming with Cameroon pepper and koboko

EverestdeBliu:
Lwtmp - Laff won tear my pant,like seriously?

amebo face ur work

onila:
u called me useless
I am very sorry, if u never meant to diss me
sorry again

uwc.
#team virgin# lmao

Phonetikkks:

Kinda unusual combination lol. Are you Ghanaian?

no.am a real naija(igbo) babe

Phonetikkks:

Which is your mother accent though?

igbo and Ghana accent.lol

am 11 married to buhari,ibasanjo and oshomole at the same time with 3kids

Slimzjoe:
25 single Father of Forplet
Died in 1996

falls from okro tree ***

kwakwakwakwa lmao.

romantic and funny are 2 diff things

perv alert

onila:
its you, that is useless dumb fool

hey i didn't insult or curse you, y curse me?

am guilty of the British,American ,Jamaica and Ghana accent join together so is toke makinwa and Cynthia Morgan