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zaynie:
Reminds me, [b]where is PrincessKF, [/b]Onyinyekachi, Llbotusme.

Mummy i'm here..... observing mood thanks for CheCking on me.... kisses to my namesake

Fortius:
princessKF..hw r u doin ma.

mornin mamas nd papas

I'm just here mummy, just dull these days, the times is drawing nearer sha(giving myself hope) how is our beautiful bae and bobo? Kisses to them thanks for Checking on me ma.
E-hugs

Towerofgrace:
Yes oo pop anything popable, oti oo, ciroc bawo? na breeze milk + milo we go pop kikikikikik. no let Bae hear make she no vex for me.

Hmm Adorablewifey, i trust you. you no dey carry last. bum bum and breaze flip for u

I so much love your spirit mama..... very soon you will announce your BFP

Godmother:
Teamiee, love you for what you just said

I love you tooooooo

iomoge2:
Amen I
But a still far o

Almighty 13weeks to go n my mama sef dey make me fear the more.....
She say I just dey start. Say na now I go know say I get belle.

Lol

Me Yaf kuku minus 2weeks from that 13 weeks, so i'm Counting 11weeks..may the Lord make it easy for us.

iomoge2:
Thanks sweets.
How's dem boys

Dady n Son

My boys are doing fine... thanks ma

Evacroft:
Us at 38weeks plus. To God be d glory.

Awww see ur fine face.... I want to be like you when I grow up.

Godmother:
"My eyes have seen my ears" *in Pete Edochie's voice*
I can't believe the level of waddling I ve entered in just 26wks+ and any small distance I walk its serious panting. I must have been a sight today waddling and panting as I trekked from my bus stop to my house. People were just staring at me and I could see the sympathy on some of the women's faces while some men had this puzzled look. It is well. And I'm looking @ November ok o

November is Close u hear

@Captain iomoge... you've got beautiful bump.
@Florena... beautiful portable bump
@simababe and Pintoxx.... Cute bump.

ebony13:
You're welcome feddy27

You're on point about your favorites tyconcepts. They killed it mehn

Congratulations Surysuri! Welcome back. Cast away fear. You shall experience no more loss. This your dues too much for only mama Zaynie na, abeg pass some come this side

;D @princesskf don't worry baby won't eat his hair you hear?

Suzy kpele dear maybe you should give d drugs more time to take effect. Are you drinking enough water? Did you undergo anything stressful before it started? Just try and relax. Kpele

Yes ma

Godmother:
Give him plenri food then , but don't over-do it so you don't add too much and spoil this your fine face

Ok mummy

tyconcepts:
You are winked

Very very winked

Godmother:
Lolz. You dey fear. Na boy naa so no ish if he eats his hair
Worse case scenario is that he comes out with gorimapa.
That one is even good cos he would have saved you money for haircut.
Chai, very caring baby.

#cuteskincutbaby
#Consideratebaby

Pls watch your weight o so you won't struggle too much to shed after delivery

Nooooo, DH must not hear this o, he said he will like his boy to be on fro. I have Plenri hairs nah and DH has hair too. Baby shld not come with gorimapa o.

Godmother:
All those mamas posting pictures of sumptuous foods wedone God is watching you people in 20D as you attempt to kill other mamas here with salivation.

@ iomoge2
I heard its air they eat when they are very hungry or some just start sucking and that's where the sucking habit develops

Henceforth, no more watching my weight... I will start eating like kilode, I don't want uncle to eat his hair.

Happy new month...In this new month,every valley shall be
filled,every mountain and hill shall be brought low,all crooked
path shall be made straight and the rough way shall be made
smooth. wishing you all a great month ahead.

@Babylove01 happy birthday to you... God bless your new age.

iomoge2:
My end is fine o.

The heaviness is serious when I eat.
Food still stays in my throat.
The other day I ate carrot n vomited it in bright orange.
Took me and hour of thinking to remember it's d carrot.
Lol

I decided to stop eating too much or at all and guess what, mumsy said it's bad o
That baby feeds from me, that if I don't eat. Baby starts eating hair and that's what causes oka

O boi. .. afraid catch me.
So i rather eat and be heavy than have hair eating baby.

Buh on a second thought; how can baby eat hair sef
All this mama them know how to make someone fear and over feed sef.

In other news. Baby have me a jab at my ribs today o.
Hian beter jab o.

Isn't it too early?

Lol@ baby eating hair, how will a baby eat his/her own hair Chai.
As for the jab, is not too early o, baby is using style to welcome u into the trimester of jab, my LO even use his elbow or Fingers to push my navel area, hubby saw it yesterday and he baCame very scared. I wish I could hold his hand and play with him.

iomoge2:
I use pillow under my waist. Like double pillow n make 4th kneel in front
That way I can pull back if he is going too deep n he doesn't rest on me.
Mayb u can try d pillow

Pele

The pillow therapy Doesn't work for me, after doing the deed, LO usually push my Vjay... dunno if he does It with his head or hand, sometimes he stay there for two days and mama will just be walking with style.... I can't wait for november to come.

Florena:
Mamas why does it feel like something is pushing down my anus especially while standing and after intercourse. Is it part of the package?

That was why I said kpekus jejely and don't stand too much. Shebi your own is anus, mine is pelvic and LO has been head down since 21wks. For now no more kpekus until i'm 30wks....(shalom)

Good morning mamas... happy sunday

@Enejeta congrats, God bless your LO.

@Uglybetty1... happy birthday, age gracefully.

@Fortius... How is you and bae? Kisses to her.

@Tallslimgirl... it is well with baby Genius, the devil will not triumph, you will Come back and testify in Jesus name.

@Ifffffy.... affliction shall not rise again.... it is well with you sis.

Happy birthday in arrears to my sweet, adorable, wonderful and undeletable Cappo. Age gracefully.

Florena:
So because of gala and lacasera we she go share, capo no gréé announce her bday, anyway happy belated birthday, it's a fruitful year ahead. @iomoge2
Congratulations mymoneygrows, me likey twins, they shall be a source of joy to your household.
Pls is there no trick to conceiving twins, Pls Pls I need two girls by 2020!
Libido eyaff come back with full force, dis 3rd trimester go hot baje!

Teamie Do it jejely before u port to September o

mymoneygrows:
See porting abeg.
In other news, singing 'come follow me praise the Lord (3*), the Lord is gooooooooooddd'. my two little princesses arrived yesterday at 10:24 & 10:29am. Bs later pls.
Team september, apologies. Team July, glad to join u.

OMG e be like say na the kpekus tutorial cause this porting o , Congratulations mama ibeji... God bless ur LOS

@ mztyqal take heart sis, God is your strength, He will give you double for your trouble. Very soon you shall smile again... E-hugs

Fortius:
My breastfriend..ELLO BAE
cc mumi lovinam.mumi zaynie.mitchyy.enkaydewdropTowerofgrace.princessKF.melly245
all mamas

Awwwww, our baby is Oyinbo, see as she resemble me may God keep and protect her for us.
@juliebest, nice BS, May God continue to be with your and your family. Your prince is soooo Cute

Fortius:
MY EAZYPEAZY BS...am typing wt one hand so bear wt d errors,

My edd was july 24th nd woke up early 23rd nd purging like no mans business well i thot it was my bf aka mr false labor nd waved it off,fast forward to 4.30pm,was abt preparing dinner wen i started avin mild cramps nd wen it was 15mins apart i got curious nd being a gud student of tisha zaynie,i brot out my watch nd started timing,wen it became 10mins apart i called my nurse to give situation report nd she told me to head to d hospital that labour symptoms differ,dh went to get fuel then i was alone wt lucas,i called him to start cumin nd wen he came i picked up my small hospital bag nd asked d okada man dat brot dh to hold on for me nd left under d drizzling rain[dnt panic mamas d hospital is just opp my estate nd d car get little ish],i got to d hospital exactly 6pm nd d doc did a VE for me nd said i was 6cm dilated,no wonder i didn't feel d pain unlike before nd i called dh to bring my main bag,d cramps were getting intense nd 5mins apart now,i was asked to lie on d bed nd things were set up for d maindeal,wen i saw d nurse brot out my bae's cloth,i got nervous nd touched my tummy nd said i will see u soon dear,we r going to make it out of here,my doc squeezed my hands nd said am doing gud nd shouldn't panic,d contractions were cumin 2mins now nd doc said i should pant nd not push no mata d urge so i kept pantin like dog nd started laughing at a point cuz i know i look ridiculous,wen doc checked me i was 9cm nd he said if he asked me to push,i should raise my head and stare at my navel like a sit up nd wen he said push,i did as directed nd groaned at d 3rd time,my best friend slid out screaming her lungs out at exactly 7.45pm weighing 3.1kg,everything i asked God for He did even though i aint perfect,asked for a girl[checked],an easy delivery[checked],a bigger baby[checked],i had little tear nd while d episiotomy was going on,BAE was cleansed nd takin to her dad and broda,by 8.10pm i walked to d room nd carried my ds nd started prophesying into her life nd asked God to please put smiles on all ttc mamas out there cuz it was a sweet bitter experience talkin abt d pain nd joy thereafter.
My advice to all mamas; Trust ur doctor nd hospital if u don't then beta change hands cuz u need to av faith in ur midwife even though my doc na young dude,i trust him nd he was fantastic.
Pls endeavour to make d 40weeks mark as long as dia is nt any risk,Bae came out white but no cause for alarm wen she was checked,i was anxious too bt thanks to mum zaynie abeg d woman na angel nd i love her,she calmed me nd my capo mitchyy too,gud inlaw.
thirdly stop fretting ova tears,believe me u won't mind wen ur precious made den entrance.
fourthly,av faith in ur strenght as a woman,if a 10yr old can bear pikin,u can too wt cs o or not,God gat u.my whole family were shocked wen i gave birth,my dear father was jst laughing nd said'omo alalubarika ni e' cuz i was actually speaking wt him while d labour ws ongoing,so believe in urself nd dnt feel any less even if it was cs cuz some neva made it out.
to d ttc mamas all miracles happen unexpectedly i had my bfps wen i wasn't supposed to,so keep calm nd rock life b4 vigilante go start rockin una.
senior zaynie thank u i know i will see u one day nd all mamas here i luv u all so much nd lets remember to let go nd let God,,,this isn't a fake story,i had a 35mins labor for my lucas nd had less dan 2hrs for my UNCONDITIONALLY BAE,so it happen nd i aint d only woman,so kini big deal.pls manage cuz i dey carry bae as am typing dis,may d Lord make it easy for all of u my e-sisters.back to vigilante mode,bae will show up for thread cuties nxtweek[bows out].

Thank God it ended in praise... congrats once again.

Fortius:
av typed my bs 4timez on dis annoyin 18thcentury fone nd it kips deletin wen i want to edit,anyway mamas pls bear wt me,wil use dh laptop to post 2nyt,av bn d one bathing Bae sinc we r bck frm hospital,mum wil cum tmao so av bn busy nd thanks 4 ur prayers nd luv.MO LOYAL!

Waiting patiently to read your birth story. Weldone mama, God is your strength. My regards to Little princess.

Liftedhands:
Where are my foodies in the house mbok make una come to my rescue o! How do I make peppered snail? My DH wants it today and I've got no clue how to go about it

Erm remember that plot of land weh snake follow enter my yard? Well my DH paid people to come clear it as the owner no gree show face! Hmm the meat weh the boys gather for there ehn? Them bring this one for me saying them just say make dem ask weda I sabi am? That dey have taken big container full home Na so my jaw drop!

Mamas I get snail colony as next door neighbour o

This is money ooooo.

Happy birthday cherrymum, age gracefully.

Blessedmum:
Here is us at 30weeks.

Fwesh bump

tyconcepts:
I sincerely pray this my new found love for 'make up' doesn't land me in trouble

20k spent on make up in this Buhari regime I have bin jazzed

Liftedhands:
Hansel abeg suck more boobi jawe


Princesskf manage the lacasera and gala you hear? Tomorrow I go bring trailer load of fruits for you! #mummyprettyandportable

Thank you mummy, I also want my baby to be fresh like EKene.

Liftedhands:



For those who missed page 2016
Make una take this gala and lacasera cool body



The vigilante weh I do on top this nairaland today make my soup nearly burn for fire! See speed weh I use dey refresh kikikikikikikiki

Lacasera and gala ke Mummy our gynae said we should not eat things like this fa, they said we should eat fruit, vegetables, beans, moimoi etc mummy Can u please Change it to any of the listed items Thank you in advance, me prefer moimoi elewe