₦airaland Forum

Fortius:
Liftedhands..i alwz fear one tin on dis thread n d dats y o try to avoid confrontation ..it s d way sum behind d scenes erujeje like posts weneva dia s an issue or quarrel btw two peeps..its jst too childish,evil nd aprokoish,may God help us all!

BritneyStacy,hmmm...bae don engage since o,do u knw my doc is shy to do VE for me,very gentlemanly of himwell he said am ok nd jst relax unless i see mucus plug or water,so bae is makin million braids for hansel

zaynie:
So.......everybody is avoiding the big elephant in the room

Aunty Coldharmattan, please sofry sofry o.....abeg.
#Cough#Cough#Cough.....abeg who hold her husband make she leave the bobo o.....I no dey o!
Lemme goan ask my husband whether he is someborri's husband before dem go mention my name.




Loisemm, a big fat AMEN!


Enque, abeg chop that meat. Only be say chop am small small as you no know how the packaging be. There are plenty flies up north.
But if e dey do you like you no fit chop am, send am come here quick quick

Sugarcanebaby, you are about to enter the 3rd trimester, say bye bye to honeymoon phase and hello to the weight lifting phase.

zaynie:
So.......everybody is avoiding the big elephant in the room

Aunty Coldharmattan, please sofry sofry o.....abeg.
#Cough#Cough#Cough.....abeg who hold her husband make she leave the bobo o.....I no dey o!
[/b]Lemme[b] goan a[b][/b]sk [/b]my[b] husband [/b]whether[b] he[b][/b] is[b][/b] someborri's [/b]husband[b] before [/b]dem[b] go[b][/b] mention [/b]my [b][/b]name[b].




Loisemm, a big fat AMEN!

Enque, abeg chop that meat. Only be say chop am small small as you no know how the packaging be. There are plenty flies up north.
But if e dey do you like you no fit chop am, send am come here quick quick

Sugarcanebaby, you are about to enter the 3rd trimester, say bye bye to honeymoon phase and hello to the weight lifting phase.

iomoge2:
Thank you mamas for the mentions
God bless you all real Good.

Enkaydewdrop,
Cancer men have a large heart.
We are blessed.

iomoge2:
[size=14pt]Today is my Sweethearts Birthday

750 each for the first 2 Mamas to announce their baby's arrival for today... 02-07-2016.

I am so happy.[/size]

Ps.
The hair was d first point of attraction... As I no get... lol
Make my children get hope.... Hehehehhe

Fortius:
shebi na July 8?..Let God will be done,make we collabo wt princess

Brownsmoothie:
#Kisses...


Almighty June!
GOING!
GOING!!
GOING!!!


my prince arrived yesternoon via elective cs weighing 3.8kg....tanx to all d wonderful mamas here....too tired so bs later pls

Fortius:
aha..its true o..for my first..i luv watchin korea films nd wen. i born..pple kip askin if his dad na halfcaste..i said na oyibo ijebu o cuz my dh is very fair..all dese babies r lukin lovly.

Fortius:
All june nd july mamas too much watching of telemundo don make una dey born chinco.mexican.indian. babies o..see our creamchiccb angel too..tonite na. showers of freshness o...*Hello Bae...shey na korean skin u dey bring,rememba ur baba na oyinbo o..wooraa!*so hapi today

creamchiccb:
BIRTH ALERT...Praise Master Jesus!It has ended in praise!my royal cuteness is here!Enkay I port to june ooo!BS lata

esof1:
Birth alert!

God has made my family smile again.

After 7hrs of active augumented labour, my bundle of joy, my "bababatunde", the one that came to console my family on the death of my father; baby Dominique Iwinosa,Owie has finally landed at abt 5:05pm 30/6/2016.

Thank you mamas for ur word of prayers. May God raise people to meet you at the point of your needs. Amen!

mitchyy:
Finally a mother! My beautiful handsome Hansel Orezimena Edoreh has decided to bless me with his presence weighing 3.1kg. It was a terrible experience but thank Jehovah mother and baby are alive.
Too tired to type more. I'm still in pains!!!

esof1:
Pls mamas, pray for me. I went for ANC and my baby's heartbeat wasn't felt at all. After some time, the doctor checked and got very fast heartbeat. Now I've been admitted and they wanna induce d delivery process. Dem don put something inside my jajaina and all I feel is cramp. I'm 37 weeks.
Cc: mitchyy e be like say I wan port o
Congratulations teamie @ raptor2

iomoge2:
Lemme borrow you mine na...
Lolololololololo

Heavy duty

raptor2:
Praise the Lord Halle......
Lift Him high Halle
Halle leel eni Oluwa ogo Halle......
It can only be you God.
I had my beautiful Princess yesterday at 35weeks 6days.
Yes am a mother again after three stillbirth

Bs Loading. ......
Team July l don port oooooooo

Evacroft:
Cute bump everywhere, Enkay u are a black beauty.
Imoge,jumayin,britney my able captain,and all the other bumping mamas, all this fresh bumps u pple are sharing. Dairis God o.

Make I try join in d bump sharing.
Surprise baby shower.
33weeks,team August.

Godmother:
My Rant...

I just had an annoying experience. I was coming from my mom's place this evening and took a keke. Since it was evening I didn't think it was so necessary to ask the keke driver if he had change (would have done that if it was early morn).

We got to my bus stop and I made to pay him only for him to flare up calling me wicked and evil. Huh What just happened. He sounded angry and insultive and me too lost it. I told him not to insult me as it was evening. We were at a filling station sef and if he hadn't being so insultive I would have come down to look for change.

Next thing this guy turned around and ordered me to come down from his keke and said that for my wickedness I would die with the pregnancy I was carrying. That was when other guys in the keke flared up and shouted at him. Me I was just speechless but was rejecting it in my mind. I couldn't believe anyone would be so mean as to say such.

Has anyone ever had a mean person place a curse on your pregnancy? It wasn't a good feeling at all! I felt quite bad.

mummyife:
cute bumps everywhere..
27weeks yeaterday
took ds pix last week wednesday and saturday
God is faithful...the ministry is moving
@enkaydewdrop black beauty...i want fair baby too even tho i and hubby are dark...people dey dark 4 pregnancy me i dey fair and na coconut and olive oil i dey rub
@Britneystacy cute bump abeg that breast is moderate o...having bigs boobs plus bump na load o

beyedew:
Cute n lovely bumps is all I c... N brezzzz, who wil dash me brezz now cos I knw dat I'm d one wit d smallest brezz here n I'm breastfeeding ooo... nutin to fall sef,nutin dey d brezz

Save a lyf e-fam n do contribution of brezzzzzzzz

limsycutey:
We are 31 Weeks today. All these mamas trying to blind us with brezz, diaris God o. Abeg, share am reach my side, space still dey inside brezi.

#Threadbumpies
#teamaugustforsupernaturaldelivery

JUMAYIN:
20 wks today according to scan n 19 WK 4 days from LMP

enkaydewdrop:
Nne, are you sure that this is a 33 week bump??

Oh Lawd...
#Faints

missade:
Congrats again enkaydewdrop...your bs na real testimony and we give God the glory.

Happy birthday soonest, God's blessings always.

@ capo iomoge2 send boobs reach my side na.

Meanwhile we are 21w 3 days today...

BritneyStacy:
It's bumpy Tuesday. ...
Here is my 33weeks +4days bump.
Meanwhile, someone should tell Iomoge2 to lend me her boobies lemme use ... when she born, I go return am

iomoge2:
Am come back to read.
Lemme drop this.

*Runs back to work n hides phone in armpit.*

iomoge2:
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/don_moen/jesus_we_enthrone_you-lyrics-855938.html#ixzz4CoPWEPpk

Jesus, we enthrone You
We proclaim You, our King
Standing here, in the midst of Us
We raise You Up with our praise

And as we worship, build a throne
And as we worship, build a throne
And as we worship, build a throne
Come, Lord Jesus, and take Your place

Jesus, we enthrone You
We proclaim You are King
Standing here, in the midst of Us
We raise You Up with our praise

And as we worship, build a throne
And as we worship, build a throne
And as we worship, build a throne
Come, Lord Jesus, and take Your place

And as we worship, build a throne
And as we worship, build a throne
And as we worship, build a throne
Come, Lord Jesus, and take Your place

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Daddy we just want to say Thank you.
Without you we are nothing.
We thank you that we didn't mourn and we know we won't mourn any of us in Jesus name.
We commit the mama who was in labour and advised to see her doctor in your hands.
We await her testimony.
We thank you you for enkaydewdrop and baby Jay.
We heard good news from her.

We thank you Lord for the other mamas who birthed in June and those who would still birth this June.
We use the July captain as a point of contact to all her teamies and all porting from August. We want good news all around.

We pray for all the waddling mamas
Supernatural pregnancy and delivery is our portion all round.
Painless labour and delivery.
May our body do that which it was meant to do.

We ask that our babies be healthy our other kids be healthy. Our husbands be healthy and that we hear good news always.

Bless our homes and well wishers.

Satisfy us all with long life and make Nigeria favourable for us.

Thank you Lord Jesus for answered prayers as we ask all this through Christ our Lord.

Thank you daddy.
Amen.

BeeBlossoms:
Please register me o, class captain

Fortius:
PrincessKF...hw d fone now..abi u stil dey twitter..dis ijebu mama is funny o

iomoge2:
Team November... Me went for anormally scan.
My baby just dey do kalo kalo for the scan man.

Changing position like no man's business.
The mam even said I should come in 3weeks for a free scan that he won't collect money...

Today na like we were unable to see anything.
Even to show gender na lie. Baby cross leg like me.
As in d man was doing the scan and his assistant was laughing. He then looked at my leg and said release ur leg. Na d same posture your baby take. I dey do scan cross leg. After I spend over 45 minutes on top scan table and nothing to show.
Lol

They wanted to do 3d of face. Baby no gree. Once scan reach there. Hand dey follow.
Once scan reach leg. See kick as if to say don't touch me.
The man say na wa o
That he never see
Lol

I was just laughing.
I never chop o. See play abeg. Lol.
Baby dey do 360.
Close leg.
Suck hand. Legs dey my navel area already. Kikikikikikikikikiki.

It was fun sha..... Atleast we are fine.
I thank God.
I go do free scan in July

iomoge2:
Team November... Me went for anormally scan.
My baby just dey do kalo kalo for the scan man.

Changing position like no man's business.
The mam even said I should come in 3weeks for a free scan that he won't collect money...

Today na like we were unable to see anything.
Even to show gender na lie. Baby cross leg like me.
As in d man was doing the scan and his assistant was laughing. He then looked at my leg and said release ur leg. Na d same posture your baby take. I dey do scan cross leg. After I spend over 45 minutes on top scan table and nothing to show.
Lol

They wanted to do 3d of face. Baby no gree. Once scan reach there. Hand dey follow.
Once scan reach leg. See kick as if to say don't touch me.
The man say na wa o
That he never see
Lol

I was just laughing.
I never chop o. See play abeg. Lol.
Baby dey do 360.
Close leg.
Suck hand. Legs dey my navel area already. Kikikikikikikikikiki.

It was fun sha..... Atleast we are fine.
I thank God.
I go do free scan in July

Mummy please Leave baby alone..... why do u want to see his/her thing?