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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of 92-year Old Indian Woman Who Eats 4 Plates Of Sand Everyday by princesssusan(f): 4:41pm On May 15, 2015
Why is nt a big deal.
I myself do use to eat it at tyms
Crime / Re: My Husband Beats Me As If We Are In A Boxing Competition,” Woman Tells Court by princesssusan(f): 4:36pm On May 15, 2015
Domestic violence is allowed, next tym beat him back n mk sure u break one of his balls.
Celebrities / Re: Hillarious Picture Of Oshiomole New Family by princesssusan(f): 4:32pm On May 15, 2015
I can‘t help but LOLz.
Like seriously diz is a bad market 4 d unborn children.

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Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 3:57pm On May 11, 2015
Hahaha! Eyyyaaa sowi o flow baba, you 4get say no refund of money after bet?
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 12:49pm On May 10, 2015
Dis ur story is always funny
Kwantinio
Education / Re: Top10 Toughest Universities To Get Into In Nigeria by princesssusan(f): 8:17am On May 09, 2015
Ok
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 2:56pm On May 06, 2015
It shall be well wit you in Jesus name. Amen

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Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 2:52pm On May 06, 2015
Hahahaha,padiman wan chop meat okay o mk i see as d tin go tk finish.
Oga plow i dey try o
Literature / Re: Êru ti Ife - Ashes Of Love. by princesssusan(f): 6:30am On May 06, 2015
Nawa o
Why did u stop?
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 8:42pm On May 02, 2015
flow1759:


Sorry for your countless refresh.

But one thing you should know, updating isn't easy.

It takes 4 hours to type and edit before updating.
I understand swiry, jez sayn ni no offence intended biko don‘t be annoyed. cry
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 6:48pm On May 02, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:

shey u go still drop something today na
Abeg helep me ask am, cos me don dey refresh diz page tirelessly angry
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 3:33pm On May 02, 2015
flow1759:


You fast oh, now-now now-now you don read finish.

For the question, well, what i will say is "when we reach there you go know"
I love my food when is hot.
Hahaha spirit of man wey dey reason yaf entered u ba?
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 7:36pm On May 01, 2015
flow1759:


There you go. Dinner!
This is why rove you
So hillarious @ bad omen, i can‘t jez stop laffn.
But wait o, hope say no be sandra wey talk dt last statement. Abeg me i wan know o
Literature / Re: On The Run (A Blockbuster Series) by princesssusan(f): 7:25pm On May 01, 2015
Wen r u updatn again?
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 7:19pm On May 01, 2015
flow1759:


There you go upgraded Ajekpako. Lunch by 1:36pm
grin
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 7:17pm On May 01, 2015
Oga mi weldon o
E remain dinner, abi tym neva rish? undecided
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 1:09pm On May 01, 2015
flow1759:


Last time i checked, a typical "Ajekpako" eats breakfast by 11 and lunch by 4.

Abi you be Ajebutter?
Nope jez an upgraded ajekpako
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 12:11pm On May 01, 2015
flow1759:


Na this time una dey chop afternoon food for una house?
B4 undecided
Or is it nt afternoon yet? tongue
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 11:55am On May 01, 2015
stuff46:
Torh! Haka abin ya kare ne?
Buh sha, the man actually learnt his lessons and we also learnt ours. Maybe the next time you write, you try to check your tenses and punctuations; that way, you would be like tiffany.j someday.

Pardon my late coming
Wallahi-sam.
I hope so
Tnx so much
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 11:49am On May 01, 2015
flow1759:
There will be Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner today.
Waitn
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 12:56am On May 01, 2015
Daz serious
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:00pm On Apr 30, 2015
TiffanyJ:
Princesssusan, weldone. It was really a captivating story. May God bless you and your handwork. Imagine, Umma was actually the pregnant one! Serves Rabe right. Pleaseinvite me to read your next work
Sannunki da aiki. Kin ko yi kokari.
Yauwa nagode
Wow so you can write in hausa, daz cool.
I‘ll surely invite you next time by his grace. Tnx 4 been there 4 me.
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 6:22am On Apr 30, 2015
Sageez:
pls make sure u invite me when u start ur new write up
I‘ll surely do that.
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
harjibolar10
tnx so much, hearing 4rm u put a smile on my face.
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
hassan85:
Weldon. Looking forward to ur next work. Even if you never mentioned me in the beginning and ending of your work. So unfair. Wish u the best.
Wayyo! So many tins in my mind pls 4giv me.
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
Darus05:
Wow! Nice story,txns 4 dc wonderful work,keep it up. I hope to read more of ur work.
Tnk u so much dear.

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Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
barackodam:
torrh, Nagode princesssusan.
Ni ke da godiya
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 1:32am On Apr 29, 2015
Sageez:
nyc write up dear, God bless ur thinking
Thanks so much and God bless you too!
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 10:38pm On Apr 28, 2015
To all those that have been with me from the start to the end, i say a big thank you to you all may God in his infinite mercy be with you at the time of your needs.
You all gave the reason for completing the story.
No amount of words can be enough to show how grateful i am, for your love, correction and encouragement.

TiffanyJ
D9ty7
eeshfar
harjibolar10
Darus05
Kawinzy
Stuff46
barackodam
jollyjoy
Thronekid
Jezuzboi
Candy
Naturehibrid. etc........
Thanks all, i wish to serve you better next time.*kisses*
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 10:16pm On Apr 28, 2015
“So you are the one,pregnant?“ He asked,examining her body with his eyes, while she used her palms and buried her face. He stood up from where he sat and went to her, removing her palms from her face.
“Umma, tell me are you pregnant?“ He asked again, she stood up with the aim of runing away but he beat her to that.
He grabbed her by the waist,grining from ear to ear, while she lay on his chest and he kept stroking her hair which was concealed under the hijjab she was wearing.

“Kai! Amma naji dadi sosai, allah maki albarka kuma allah shi sauke ki lafiya“.
Trans:“Kai! I‘m so happy, may God bless you and may you deliver successfully“ He prayed for her and their lips interlocked.


THE END
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 9:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
“What do you mean by that?“ Rabe asked with a confused look.
“Ermm.......Since....you said......“she started scratching her head with her eyes on the ground.
“Umma, are you hiding anything from?“ He asked trying to read the look on her face.
“Mhmm-mhmm, it‘s just that i.....i“ she stammered and sighed.
“ Please don‘t be mad at me“ she said with a teary eyes.

“Kai! I have told i can never be angry with you again, forget all that has happened before, i‘m now a change person. Please tell me whatever you have to tell me, my dear wife“ He said with a reassuring look.

“Hmmm“ she sighed........“actually the urine.....Alhaji if i tell you kill me“ she said sniffing and blowing her nose on the hem of her wrapper.
“Wohoho, Umma na rantse da Allah ba zan maki komai, ki fada mun me yafaru da fitsarin“.

Trans:“Umma i swear with God i won‘t do anything to you, tell me what happened to the urine“ He said, trying hard to concealed his anxiety.
“M-a-i-g-i-d-a f-i-t-s-a-r-i-n b-a n-a-k-a b-a-n-eeeeeee“

Trans:“M-y l-o-r-d t-h-e u-r-i-n-e i-s n-o-t y-o-u-r-ssss“ She said amidst wailing.

“The urine is not mine? How possible is that“ He muttered with a confused look.
She kept crying, unable to explained what really happened.
“Please Umma, tell me what you mean by that“ He pleaded with her.
“Mhmm, the other time that you were sicked when asked me to sweep your room, i saw a liquid in a bottle but i mistakenly hit it and the content poured away, so when you now told me that you will be taking the urine to the hospital i now went and filled it with my urine. Please forgive me it was not my intention to put you in this dilema“. She said and went on her knees

“Hmmmmm“ He sighed shooked his head and fixed his gazed on the floor.
After some minutes, he raised his which was smeared with tears.
“Umma please stand up“ He helped her up and cleaned her tears.
“It was never your fault, i know God did this in order to caution me. All thanks to God i was never pregnant“ He said and they all burst out laughing

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