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Hahaha! Eyyyaaa sowi o flow baba, you 4get say no refund of money after bet?

Dis ur story is always funny
Kwantinio

It shall be well wit you in Jesus name. Amen

Hahahaha,padiman wan chop meat okay o mk i see as d tin go tk finish.
Oga plow i dey try o

Nawa o
Why did u stop?

flow1759:
Sorry for your countless refresh.

But one thing you should know, updating isn't easy.

It takes 4 hours to type and edit before updating.

I understand swiry, jez sayn ni no offence intended biko don‘t be annoyed.

Chimaritoponcho:
shey u go still drop something today na

Abeg helep me ask am, cos me don dey refresh diz page tirelessly

flow1759:
You fast oh, now-now now-now you don read finish.

For the question, well, what i will say is "when we reach there you go know"

I love my food when is hot.
Hahaha spirit of man wey dey reason yaf entered u ba?

flow1759:
There you go. Dinner!

This is why rove you
So hillarious @ bad omen, i can‘t jez stop laffn.
But wait o, hope say no be sandra wey talk dt last statement. Abeg me i wan know o

Wen r u updatn again?

Oga mi weldon o
E remain dinner, abi tym neva rish?

flow1759:
Last time i checked, a typical "Ajekpako" eats breakfast by 11 and lunch by 4.

Abi you be Ajebutter?

Nope jez an upgraded ajekpako

flow1759:
Na this time una dey chop afternoon food for una house?

B4
Or is it nt afternoon yet?

stuff46:
Torh! Haka abin ya kare ne?
Buh sha, the man actually learnt his lessons and we also learnt ours. Maybe the next time you write, you try to check your tenses and punctuations; that way, you would be like tiffany.j someday.

Pardon my late coming
Wallahi-sam.

I hope so
Tnx so much

flow1759:
There will be Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner today.

Waitn

Daz serious

TiffanyJ:
Princesssusan, weldone. It was really a captivating story. May God bless you and your handwork. Imagine, Umma was actually the pregnant one! Serves Rabe right. Pleaseinvite me to read your next work
Sannunki da aiki. Kin ko yi kokari.

Yauwa nagode
Wow so you can write in hausa, daz cool.
I‘ll surely invite you next time by his grace. Tnx 4 been there 4 me.

Sageez:
pls make sure u invite me when u start ur new write up

I‘ll surely do that.

harjibolar10
tnx so much, hearing 4rm u put a smile on my face.

hassan85:
Weldon. Looking forward to ur next work. Even if you never mentioned me in the beginning and ending of your work. So unfair. Wish u the best.

Wayyo! So many tins in my mind pls 4giv me.

Darus05:
Wow! Nice story,txns 4 dc wonderful work,keep it up. I hope to read more of ur work.

Tnk u so much dear.

barackodam:
torrh, Nagode princesssusan.

Ni ke da godiya

Sageez:
nyc write up dear, God bless ur thinking

Thanks so much and God bless you too!

To all those that have been with me from the start to the end, i say a big thank you to you all may God in his infinite mercy be with you at the time of your needs.
You all gave the reason for completing the story.
No amount of words can be enough to show how grateful i am, for your love, correction and encouragement.

TiffanyJ
D9ty7
eeshfar
harjibolar10
Darus05
Kawinzy
Stuff46
barackodam
jollyjoy
Thronekid
Jezuzboi
Candy
Naturehibrid. etc........
Thanks all, i wish to serve you better next time.*kisses*

“So you are the one,pregnant?“ He asked,examining her body with his eyes, while she used her palms and buried her face. He stood up from where he sat and went to her, removing her palms from her face.
“Umma, tell me are you pregnant?“ He asked again, she stood up with the aim of runing away but he beat her to that.
He grabbed her by the waist,grining from ear to ear, while she lay on his chest and he kept stroking her hair which was concealed under the hijjab she was wearing.

“Kai! Amma naji dadi sosai, allah maki albarka kuma allah shi sauke ki lafiya“.
Trans:“Kai! I‘m so happy, may God bless you and may you deliver successfully“ He prayed for her and their lips interlocked.


THE END

“What do you mean by that?“ Rabe asked with a confused look.
“Ermm.......Since....you said......“she started scratching her head with her eyes on the ground.
“Umma, are you hiding anything from?“ He asked trying to read the look on her face.
“Mhmm-mhmm, it‘s just that i.....i“ she stammered and sighed.
“ Please don‘t be mad at me“ she said with a teary eyes.

“Kai! I have told i can never be angry with you again, forget all that has happened before, i‘m now a change person. Please tell me whatever you have to tell me, my dear wife“ He said with a reassuring look.

“Hmmm“ she sighed........“actually the urine.....Alhaji if i tell you kill me“ she said sniffing and blowing her nose on the hem of her wrapper.
“Wohoho, Umma na rantse da Allah ba zan maki komai, ki fada mun me yafaru da fitsarin“.

Trans:“Umma i swear with God i won‘t do anything to you, tell me what happened to the urine“ He said, trying hard to concealed his anxiety.
“M-a-i-g-i-d-a f-i-t-s-a-r-i-n b-a n-a-k-a b-a-n-eeeeeee“

Trans:“M-y l-o-r-d t-h-e u-r-i-n-e i-s n-o-t y-o-u-r-ssss“ She said amidst wailing.

“The urine is not mine? How possible is that“ He muttered with a confused look.
She kept crying, unable to explained what really happened.
“Please Umma, tell me what you mean by that“ He pleaded with her.
“Mhmm, the other time that you were sicked when asked me to sweep your room, i saw a liquid in a bottle but i mistakenly hit it and the content poured away, so when you now told me that you will be taking the urine to the hospital i now went and filled it with my urine. Please forgive me it was not my intention to put you in this dilema“. She said and went on her knees

“Hmmmmm“ He sighed shooked his head and fixed his gazed on the floor.
After some minutes, he raised his which was smeared with tears.
“Umma please stand up“ He helped her up and cleaned her tears.
“It was never your fault, i know God did this in order to caution me. All thanks to God i was never pregnant“ He said and they all burst out laughing