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Literature / Re: Changed by princesssusan(f): 3:52am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Wow!!! Tnx 4 completing the story. Mr Samuel indeed issa gud father, finally John is a man. Nyc story but pls next tym be consistent. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 3:43am On Apr 11, 2015 |
You silly girl do i look like a puppy to you? I‘ll take care of myself if the need arise. He tried to get up but couldn‘t, he sank back on the cushion biting his lower lip. Oh Allah! My body felt so numbed, kai! Imagine how my head is spining. Hey are you going to stand there and be looking at me like a dummy? I‘m sorry my lord i.....i......i Mtcheeeew keep quiet please! Come and.......uhmmm......uhummm.... Innalilahi! Maigida you are spiting blood. Oh ni ya‘su( oh me!)please maigida allow me to call Alhaji to take you to the hospital. He spread his five fingers at her to demostrated what was in his mind(uwarki!) your mother! Umma began to sob silently, at the same time counting her casbaha rigorously, if only the casbaha(rosary) can talk it could have begged for mercy by saying, aunty please gently with me i‘m not a doctor neither do i healed the sick. Sannu maigida Allah will heal you, let me help you up so that you can shower. She try lifting him but this is a case of little squirrel trying to lift the almighty elephant. Wayyo Allah! Yarinyar nan baza ki kasheni ba(oh God! This girl will not kill me) How on earth do you think you can lift me do i look like a baby to you? Mtcheeew For sure if there is any part of his body still active is his mouth though he looked weak in the verge of death but his mouth is still sharp as ever. Go and run my bath. She dashed to the bathroom like a lighting few minutes she came back and informed him, his bath is ready. Just look at the way you are shivering did i tell you i‘m going to die soon? Nonsense! I know what is in your mind, but your plans will not work because i‘m the almighty Rabe iska mai wuyan gani, he hailed himself. He staggered to the bathroom clinging unto anything he saw in sight as support. Oh Allah i begged you to heal my husband, he is suffering much, Ha! How are the mighty fallen. Hmmm i pray he gets well soonest or else i don‘t know what to do. She counting the beads in her hands. Wayyo!!! Umma kin kasheni(Umma you have killed me) Maigida mai nayi? |
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 2:54am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Mayorblaze:Thank you! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 2:51am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Tnx 4 da update ma‘am |
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 9:40pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I...I....I she stuttered You what?, did i asked you to make me sleep. You child of the devil. Get out of my sight before i‘ll do something i‘ll regreat. She went out slowly back to the kitchen to accomplish the cooking. She began to sieved the corn flour. I need to make another soup because this one has already burned, but there is no soup condiments left, hmmm i‘m in trouble what do i do now. Let me just tell him whatever he will do is better than finding out himself,she stood up and walked straight to the living room, her heart beat grow faster, her lips shaking at the same time her bladder got filled up to the brim, kai! I can‘t face him like this i might urinate in my body, when i eased myself i‘ll come back, she turned around with the intention of going back. Umma! What sort of demon posssed you, that made stand there for God knows how long. What is it again? Errrmm, actually i......i.....ca..me to....to in....form you that, there is no more soup condiment and the soup has..... The soup has what? Twisting her hands and trying to suppress the tears in her eyes, at the same time trying hard not to urinate. She swallowed a hard nut barricading her throat. Successfully she regain her speech. With her face cast on the floor,she throw the bombshell. Hahahaha Umma,Umma so this is it ehn, if its not cloth you burned it will be the Tele and now is the soup that i spend alot of money on, why are so an ingrate? I picked you from the gutters and this is how you will pay me back huh? Well no sinner goes unpunished in my kingdom, this is your punishment. Go and make the Tuwo(corn food) and bring it here, just the one you can finish. Ha! What is this man upto well let me take the food to him and see. Maigida this is food i made as you instructed. Good, now go and bring water, salt and a dish for me Here they are my lord, mix them together. Good now enjoy your meal. Rabe‘s sickness Umma i don‘t think i‘m feeling fine, Oh my lord! What is wrong with you? Should i call Alhaji(Rabe‘s father) Uhmmm-uhmm he coughed. |
Literature / Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 5:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Its a short story, i‘m sorry for much of da typing errors i‘m typing wit a fone. I‘ll continue if a see five or more comments n pls ur corrections n encouragements are highly welkum. |
Literature / Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
You must be out of your mind, do i look like your father? I don‘t tolerate such nonsense, you know that. Where is the fura i asked you to make for? You are such a lazy wife, i wonder why i married you. That is how Rabe usually nagged at his wife whenever he came back from work. Oh! Umma what sort of husband did i married, my parents greediness have caused me my happiness. Hmmm i better start cooking or else this man will kill me if he gets to know i‘m yet to cook. Ehen, Umma where are those dirty clothes i asked you to washed? They are in your wardrobe my lord. Did you pressed them? Actually..... Actually what? He interrupted,are you trying to tell me that you didn‘t pressed the clothes? Gboooa, Taaaa He slapped and kicked her. Aaaaaah! Please don‘t kill me i beg you. Tasssss, another thunderous slap landed on her cheeks. This got her rolling on the, as if that was what he was waiting for. He removed his belt, Tam-Tam, passss-passss. Wayyo Allah na mutu na lalace Trans:Oh! My Allah i‘m dead, i‘m finished. A WEEK LATER Umma!!! Na‘am she hurriedly cleaned her hands on her wrapper and went in to heed the call of her master. Maigida gani. Trans: i‘m here my lord. Uhm, uhm he cleared his throat. I‘ll like you to leave whatever you are doing, i need a massage. Okay my lord, please let me bring the soup down from fire. Mmm what did you just say, you mean i‘m of no value than the pot of soup ehn? Gboaaaa,he slapped her. Now you listen and listen attentively, i forbid you to argue with me, everything in this house belongs to me and are under my control even you, let the soup burned or whatever my desires must be satisfied. Nonsense! I‘m sorry my lord, it was not my intentions to got you angry please forgive me. He raised his left hand in a bid o shut her. Now do what i called you to do. He lay flat on his tummy while she massaged his huge back , five minutes into the actions he was snoring like a sleeping dog. Waaahu-waaahuuuuu, she began to tremble not knowing what to do. Just then he stirred up, Umma!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Easter Awoof!easter Awoof!! Easter Awoof!!! by princesssusan(f): 12:44pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Mrbee21:Hahaha even to ur hearing it sounded funny,thus d laugh. Try harder |
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 12:23pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Weldone oga plow lol |
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by princesssusan(f): 11:10am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Hey oga dee aw far? |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 10:45am On Apr 10, 2015 |
Alot has happened,Tiffany weldone |
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by princesssusan(f): 10:08am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Smartnex of da highest order Tina u fall my hand big tym#coveringmyfaceinshame |
Nairaland / General / Re: Easter Awoof!easter Awoof!! Easter Awoof!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:49am On Apr 06, 2015 |
lasstropinky: sweet heart the Lord is coming soon o, mind ur language |
Nairaland / General / Re: Easter Awoof!easter Awoof!! Easter Awoof!!! by princesssusan(f): 6:55am On Apr 06, 2015 |
lasstropinky:That is nt d answer |
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by princesssusan(f): 1:15pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
Yeee kidnapers o |
Nairaland / General / Re: Easter Awoof!easter Awoof!! Easter Awoof!!! by princesssusan(f): 1:09pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
lasstropinky:The question is d owner n nt d citizen |
Nairaland / General / Re: Easter Awoof!easter Awoof!! Easter Awoof!!! by princesssusan(f): 12:42pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
Lets see the scholars in da house |
Nairaland / General / Easter Awoof!easter Awoof!! Easter Awoof!!! by princesssusan(f): 12:40pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
Win #3000 airtime by answering this question right: Who is the owner of the cock that crowed when peter denied Jesus. Answers should be forwarded here with biblical reference! |
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 8:17am On Apr 05, 2015 |
Chai! Oga flow no kill me o |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 8:17pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Hmmmm |
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 2:52am On Apr 04, 2015 |
Sai flow baba!! Abeg knack us early mor-mor update jor |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 2:25am On Apr 04, 2015 |
Hmmm, joel pls dnt die |
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by princesssusan(f): 2:12am On Apr 04, 2015 |
Best new comer: jezuzboi Best writers of the month: flow1759 Kingzpen |
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by princesssusan(f): 12:05am On Apr 03, 2015 |
Best comer Jezuzboi Best writer of the month Flow1759 |
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 4:21am On Apr 02, 2015 |
Hahahahaha Jackie chan n jet lee dis got me rolling on d bed |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by princesssusan(f): 4:10am On Apr 02, 2015 |
God bless tiff Hmm i wonder who is at d door 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Writers' Checkmate by princesssusan(f): 3:59am On Apr 02, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by princesssusan(f): 1:48pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
prettydiva89:Same here too |
Jokes Etc / Re: Today Is April 1, What If Jega Says, The Presidential Result Is April Fool ? by princesssusan(f): 5:53am On Apr 01, 2015 |
I‘ll stop assuming |
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by princesssusan(f): 9:11pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
BH has won o, oops sowi i mean buhary |
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by princesssusan(f): 8:57pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
flow1759:E don win o Kom n do da needful |
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by princesssusan(f): 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
Happy buffday to birth day celebraters lilyomi n slimjoz more years ahead!!! |
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