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We all know that appearance is a very important factor for the female gender, a pretty face, a nicely carved bobbie enriched with an extruded ikebe equals an Asampete. For the men it was just a factor of how well you are doing in life.....until someone decided to divide his belle into six lumps.

They call it "Six Packs" and for some reasons, the ladies are monkeying for it. Before now, big-belle aka "Afo Beer" used to be identified as an evidence of good living. But like fashion and some funny naija dance steps, somethings are meant to fade away.

If you stand upright and can't see your entire "Jon-Thomas", the ladies believe you are WRONG. This slightly changed when Rick Ross came along and gave big-belle some swag....BOSS.

Guys are now carrying weight just to look like Voltron. Wetin happen? You wan act Spartacus? The only thing that would make it appropriate is if your community is having steady problems with the neighboring villages.

For guys that are tagged "Out of Shape"...never mind them, you are in shape my brother. Last time I checked...circle was still a shape....lmao

Comments are open for discussion

Plase what can one take to reduce his/her pot belle apart from exercise thanks.

Plase what dose drinking liptom and limme add or remove in the human body?

What was your growing up like?did u do all dis play mama and papa,police and thief,match box card,rubber rings and many more cos dis days u hardly see any child do dat.

"CRAZY FACTS MADE IN NAIJA **** (Add urs) 1) Garri no get advert, but e sell pass indomie... 2) No matter how Toms sell, e no go sell pass slippers... 3) If you never thief meat from pot b4, then your mama no sabi cook... 4) A girl who laffs at your dry joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back home... 5) The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a "Widow"... 6) Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to get caught... 7) Say Hausa man poor, no mean say him no fit afford to buy transitor radio... U can't kneel down to greet ur parent but u can kneel to give ur BF heads (Omoburuku lo wa), u go explain 4 judgment day Oº°˚˚°º... 9) If the alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it u're "DEAD"... 10) To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge... 11) It's a small world no mean say u go trek from ur house reach Malaysia... You can add yours . . . . . .

Siga: This is wat happens when pretty girls dont show up

go all d ashowa huz u go c all d pretty ones dia

If you are opportune to be God for just one hour being a nigerian what will be your first point of duty or creation better still edition.

SimonAndal: NO!!! I don't even believe in marriage, so the age, or lack thereof, shouldn't even come into question. SAY NO TO MARRIAGE! SAVE YOUR DAUGHTERS' VIRGINITY!!

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u b gay or lesbian wch one or witch

gunuvi: Rip, pls greet my mum gor me, tell her I am still waiting for her to return as its still a shock. I miss u mum, it will be a year in the next 9 days.

r u sure dey r in dsame place ur mum fit dey hell him heaven or him hell ur mum heaven or both 4 same place

Please can we discuss this if NYSC one year service can or be put on farm every year of graduation will it improve the economical state of Nigeria?

Please can we discuss this if NYSC one year service can or be put on farm every year of graduation will it improve the economical state of Nigeria?

So Kb sokoto still go out till now men who ISB trusted

Y all dis talk no come out wn d guy dey alive so dat e go fit defend himself na wn e don die dem come dey talk nonsense

MAY DIS SPECIAL YEAR BRING INTO UR LIFE HAPINESS,N DIVINE FAVOUR BREAKTHRU, BLESSING & PROSPERITY WELCOME TO 2013

Please offeten times we do mistake this new year,I want to know is the new year to be celebrted alone by xtain or by both xtains and muslams discuss.

4 d twitter e b like say light no dey him area cos e battry dey low

Pls why is it that women go more uncovered than men in everything, in music,campus,girls hosted,hotels even at home, why is it that they are made to be so or what?

Pls why is it that women go more naked than men in everything, in music,campus,girls hosted,hotels even at home, why is it that they are made to be so or what?

Pls why is it that women go more naked than men in everything, in music,campus,girls hosted,hotels even at home, why is it that they are made to be so or what?

Na true jorr y men no dey naked 4 muzica only women y?

according to a reliable source who said that water melon is not good for boys and girls that it damages sex organ ,true or false?

9free: It means you are too daft and unknowledgeable to comprehend and comment based on the OP's post.
Merry Xmas........

u r such a mad man u think u can just insult anybody d way u wnt,animal

Pls can some one tell me what is it with all dis frist and second 2 comment things

This country is in a mess,and here we are why our brothers are being murder any how and no body talk if dem kill 100 Christians after oneday dem go 4get every but if by mistake Christian okada man kill one of dem own hell will b let loss

differents between suspect and the actual corprint cause. Sometimes we mistake suspects to corprint (the actual offender)pls your own option

That is if dey r not part of dem and d whole plans, nonsense

If only CAN will go ahead and sue this government and boko to an international court that is if dem no go dey find way to buy privert jet.

(Make we all seat here dey chat among ourselves and no government officials dey on dis media becos all of dem dey dey play chase with d life of the lot of Nigeria, just imagine FG in a secret talk with boko in Senegal dat means those dat were bomb kill deserve it, (nonsense)

Nonsense

between white and traditional wedding which is more important?your own opinion pls

Mine again.