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patches689:
Good luck with that.

Better luck with the UN

UN wetin? we did it in 2012 we will also do it again

EVarn:
Are Those NN SBS?,they Look Like The NIA(Nigerian Intelligent Agency) And DSS Operatives,though SBS Forces Look Very Similar,Dont They?.I'm A Newbie In The Defence Analysis,enlighten Me Pls.

yea they re NN S B S not NIA

MORE DUMB S0UTH AFR1CAN5

Nigerian Navy S B S

Henry120:
Nigeria

does SBS also use AK?

Helghast:
Nigerian Hypocrite

s0uth afr1can c0py cat

Helghast:
Oh wow now that Nigeria is doing it, it suddenly becomes acceptable, wow you guys a the biggest bunch of Hypocrites to ever walk on the surface of this planet, its pathetic.

s0uth afr1can sych0phant

some s0uth african5 smoke weed

don't mess with these guyz

LOL...................

denisfidha:
Good to see K.D.F increase its rescuing capability

This looks like Chinese I.F.V?

R.I.P

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test
and asked his father when they could discuss his
use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son,
"You bring your grades up from a C to a B...
average, study your Bible a little, and get your
hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment and
decided he'd settle for the offer. So they agreed
on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son,
you've brought your grades up and I've
observed that you have been studying your
Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had
your hair cut." The boy said,
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that,
and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that
Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long
hair, Moses had long hair... and there's even
strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.''
To which his father found just a brilliant answer,
"Did you also notice they were all walking
everywhere they went, not driving?

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Pictorial view of Port Harcourt monorail

GreenandGold: Anywhere we feel like, we have the SAS Drakensburg.

it seems SAS Drakensburg is god over at ur brown water navy

Patchesagain: No, it means you can travel 15,000km BEFORE you need to re-fuel.

Good lord man.

REFUEL AT WHO'S BACK YARD?

1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our
teachers told us that Buhari was also a former
Head of state in 1984. Our teacher also called
us "the leaders of tomorrow" its about 30years
now, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for...
Presidency, its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow, or
tomorrow is yet to come, who's fooling who?In
1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the
defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa &
Taraba) and 31 years later, he is today the
Chairman of the ruling Party, The PDP, Dr. Bello Halliru was a commissioner in the Old Sokoto
State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and over
30years after he is Minister for Defence, Major
General David Mark(rtd) was the military
governor of Niger State in 1984 and now he is
now a 2nd term Senate President, Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976
and about 38years later he is the recently
removed Governor of Adamawa State,
Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in
1992 and 22years after he is today the
National Chairman of ANPP;Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985
and 29years after he is today the governor of
plateau state; and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi
State Governor is over 80 years old,its only in
Nigeria this is possible, we ve scores of his age
mates like uche chukwumerije & co. dominating the senate & federal house of rep & state
houses of assembly in all states of the nation,
where the youth of today have no hope into
the future,our so called leaders ve succeeded
in looting the recovered loots of their
predecessors, our countries economy is being battered from strike in health sector, to the
labor, to judiciary, to Education and today our
students are paying heavily 4 poor educational
services mixed with the difficulty of jumping
from 1 strike 2 other, let the Nigerian youth
come to an alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this. Pass it to everyone
if you believe in the NIGERIA DREAM. Let’s tell
them ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHARE this all over
till they see it on their phone, it’s a good place
to start the revolution. least I forget Happy independence Nigeria and Happy New month to u all.

GreenandGold: Range means you can travel that much without refueling.

still dumb,if it has 15,000km range then it only has 7,500km range without refueling.

patches689: Distance between Lagos and Cape Town: 2955.28 miles
Valour Class range: 8,000 miles

(((((BOOM))))))

you forgot that u have to refuel dude.......

pathetic south @fricans

NIGERIA....MY BELOVED COUNTRY
• Where our mothers use ice
cream bowls to store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept...
flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur
eyeball, nod him head say
notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will
reject a fake Naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold
in BOTTLES and WATER sold in
SACHETS.
• Where parents claim they
were always first position in
school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver
For Years Without A Driver's
LICENSE'
• Where government officials
don't know the national
anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d
best options wen stuck in
traffic.
• Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi and given a
chieftaincy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything. To gain admission
to university,
to get a job and worse still to
enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your
phone and the robbers come
back for
ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR
shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame
your family members in the
village for
your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO
SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social
amenity.
• Where People dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce
Toyota Camry jeans and
Dr Dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold
in traffic for N10k!!.......
YOU THINK U KNOW NAIJA MORE
THAN I DO?
Add Yours..

CODED LANGUAGE
TOBI: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
TOBI: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
TOBI: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
TOBI: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
TOBI: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
TOBI: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
TOBI: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
TOBI: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
TOBI: And while I’m away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
TOBI: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF.
TOBI: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
TOBI: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
TOBI: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!

NAF 280 FOR OUR OGA @D TOP.

Sources privy to the goings-on in the counter-insurgency efforts in the northeast said the statement released by the Nigerian Military on the missing Alpha Jet may have served as an unintended bait for Boko Haram insurgents.

The insurgents having been made aware of the missing jet mobilized over a thousand men last night to attack Konduga with the belief that there would be no air cover for the Nigerian Army and CJTF. Alas, they met an element of surprise! The MI35-M attack helicopter! As we speak, hundreds of haramites have been reunited with their 72 virgins!

no need to to say where this is from common lets spam 1t

our new babe

naija

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