₦airaland Forum

Strong man. The Lion. Jonathan's nightmare. Corrupt motherfuckerr's jailer!

Sai Buhari, haters go n die!

Mr I don't give a damn stealing is not corruption boko haram is my siblings. Mumuest president ever made!

Chukwugekwu:
haha but alomo is not good .....

mix it with coke, smoke a lil weed, you're good..

uscofield:
Why insult the president...read the bible and get to know what it says about your leaders...if GEJ is your father, would you have used foul words on him, even if he is not impressing you? ....honour your father and your mother, so that your days....

GEJ is an insult to Nigerians.. He stinks like dog's shyte!

Chukwugekwu:
the truth is bitter. .......

that's why I drink alomo bitters daily.

BERNIMOORE:
define truth pls!

illiterate, go to school, u no gree..

BERNIMOORE:
kindly prove your points by countering the topic above not raining pointless abuses and rage, people want to learn from construtive argument, did fayose not warn that this buhari of a man has 'a terminal desease'? and why is a man that shun all presidential debates here in nigeria suddenly goes abroad to where his name was not mention to adress any gathering shows desperation to cover up

truth is bitter

Chukwugekwu:
I'm still doubt if you were a girl ..........



unbelievable u can't even oneday appreciate something good in your life. ....



In case i forget just get yourself ready for transformation. ...

abeg,abeg,abeg! Let dis be the last quote u quote me thnks

So GEJ is paying mercenaries to come and kill us all.. Oya kill us all na!

Kachisbarbie:
Cc: priscaoge.
Are you the latest target?

Me? Huh?

Mrbigman1:
The "we" in ur qoute got me thinking.
U seem to be family lol
U go unizik?

No! I schooled in France.

die minute campaign commission. Useless president, where is the light this ugly bayelsa ape promise us? Very soon you go come commission public toilet for oshodi bus stop.

njuwo:
Oh, you no be the real priscaoge sef, this one na the prisca0ge wey dey take igboh, sorry, mistake, i feel say na the real one.

Who the bleeps is that! Smoking weed is a hobby. Ladies, learn how to smoke.

Barcanista, I wanna bleeps you. PM me.

ZACHIE:
[b]FAMOUS SAYINGS OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN

1. CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or World Bank?

2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor

3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will create Unemployment

4'. We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates.......in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon

5. How can you jus say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything

6.Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam where a goat is, the goat will eat the yam.

7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole" they will stone you well well. But if you shout "corruption", people will jus be looking at you.

8.Why should i declare my assets? I don't give a damn!

9.People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing jus like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter

10. We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.

11. People keep saying,why don't we go to Chibook, why don't we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can't go to Chibook jus like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.

12. This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.

13. Boko Haram are our siblings. You can't set the Army to go and wipe out your family

14. Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa

15. I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.

16. If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.

17. I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don't expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow.

18. We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer

19. Some people jus call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.

20. After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.

21. I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don't want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand

22. I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.

23. May 29 Swearing in Day is sacrosanct. Definitely, a new President will be sworn in on that day.
..........and so on and so forth.

[/b]

Cluelessness on point and at its peak.. Madman with a lighter at fuel station

njuwo:
Holy communion. Oge na you dey yarn like that so? I never see you comment like this before o, i am surprise. Me know say e never tey. Na when you start to take igboh?

You know me before? I've been in this good game since '98

brightology3:
u be really fool.boko haram lyk u

Don't quote me again, you have body odour *covers mouth*

jaybee104:
maybe u lack understanding

Can you understand trash?

njuwo:
Which brand of weed you dey under e influence when you write this thing?

cannabis sativa aka white widow. Which one do you take?

seankay:
I don't think they were shot cos there is no sight of blood in that pics

Yeah, maybe they were all kicked to death.

Wow! And we are here lacking prison in Nigeria. Criminals like; GEJ,Fayose,Koro,PEJ,Madueke,Okonjo,and the rest of the PDP thieves should be resting in Jail. Bring it here to us now!

Just for singing trash o, chai *grab mic, hits studio* Oya DJ gimmie beat.

Fayose is a goat

Obanikoro is a fraud

Mimiko is an ape

Muazu na mumu

Sambo na bobo

Metu is a tout

Okupe is brainless

GEJ is Shekau's BOSS!

criminalmindz:
STUPIDLY

criminal

I only see fifteen o, and who remove their shirts sef? And see that guy on the left side died smiling, maybe he has seen what GEJ promised him.

He is f'ingering (whts manipulation? )her

Strong woman! No be anyhow woman dey fit smoke Igboh. One love to all my weed-smoking bitches.

*in Dr Dre's voice* "Smoke weed everyday"

chukwudi44:
If APC would pick a drug baron Tinubu as national leader what moral conviction do they have to pontificate over this issue.Koro would surely be cleared by the senate whether they like it or not

Na you give Tinubu drug go sell abi? Stupeed flat-headed boy!

CHM11:
Imagine a human with a brain talking!!!...
Did you even read the OP's post?

Are you without brain?

Chai, dem no wake up

GEJ imported them here. No vote for drunkards!