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I think its a Crocolligator.

Prinztong:
This reptile was caught today by some guys in a riverine and swampy area in Akwa Ibom State. The reptile was so powerful as its battled with its captors. One of the captor sustained a serious injury while trying to catch the reptile. The guys are considering selling it off but two of them prefer they slaughter it and sale some part while they will make hot pepper soup with the remaining. I support the slaughtering because I'll follow shareooo...I'll like to taste this reptile meat mbok.
Pls is this A Crocodile or Alligator because many people say it's a Crocodile.

OZAOEKPE:
Even when he was being persecuted he kept on working like he wasn't being persecuted, now that the case against him has been dropped, I see him doing so many great things for the masses. He's a president we never had, a man that fights for the people. God bless him as he works for the growth of the nation.

Growth of which nation? I think your problem is that you came online on January 1st and d next was today. Saraki is the most influential corrupt man in Nigeria and he's stronger than the government. If the judiciary could allow Saraki go then they should release Evans. No case abeg. This country is a joke and brainless people like you is part of the rots

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how the heaven on earth is it your business ? did you voted for him No, so please mind your business. Who are you to talk about Nigerians ? let Nigerians that voted for him talk. Keep sharing 200 and one Congo of rice to d gullible people of the state.

If she slaps your mom what will you do ? @profscomedy

idiot so you don't know that it is people of character that can ask for a favour. ode oshii. free KO , if I hear say dem release ds jatijati woman. na freeze be d next. bunch of rots !

#IfYouFreeDsWoman


let ur madness be well looked after and taken care off for a while.

oniranu !

cherechi01:
Yea bro
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saint047:
Sahara reprters will do everything to smear fayose's name. But they(Sahara reporters) cannot change light into darkness. When did access Bank became law enforcement agency that arrest"criminal"? This bad lagacy being set by this govt will one day affect Sahara reporters, then they (Sahara reporters) will be reminded by Nigerians that they(sahara reporters) suppoted the injustice and tyranny. The cane that was used to flog the first wife is reserved for the incoming wife

sir what part of this story is giving you crisis ?
what exactly is your latest problem?

did access bank arrest someone in D's story ?
someone tried withdrawing money from a flagged account ... no need to even make you understand. you are who you are. your issue is more of divine.
enjoy ur world.

get someone more sound to read and interpret to your language.

Well, d fact that ds guy don blow u b4 makes him a king in ds case and it makes linda more cheap...ds guy go soon settle down marry beta pickin but u nor go fit post his wedding pictures because you are still deeply pained ..you are just a single thing. Take it or leave it, there is pride in being happily married,...so u can sleep with ur money, kiss, cuddle and u can even pay to be satisfied or use dem plastic thing anyway, we go jam for RCCG camp when u realise you need to be married for real and when you do with ds ur age #ItsGonnaBeWeddingForaGrandma. Ur pickin go need hold U with ur walking stick at his or her 10yrs birthday.

I am saddened by ds stomach infrastructure thing. Una don label Ekiti as "the land of hunger" where stomach matters. State and Capital. Ekiti - Stomach. Na survival of d surest now, Fayose distributed rice and Fayemi distribute rice, spaghetti, semovita, wheat, so for now , Fayemi dey lead, make fayose self come share soup ingredients, or make e come share turkey make fayemi share goat and fayose goes for cow and let it continue like that. And i hope d rice not from d missing 71 that disappeared? No country embarass Rice like nigeria, make our politicians share other food like yam, and others joor ! *Arschloch*

Yes, ONLY PDP can Solve the problems they created #Arschloch #Putos

Ds same picture was used last week, a man that killed someone he hired to work for him on his farm, Not even in nigeria, I think cameroon or so, if una nor get beta things to post make una go sit down jare. #Editing and changing stories with d same pictures and cast like nollywood !

Either Ikpeazu likes it or not, he must go, Tax evasion in europe is Jail Straight away, even celebrities, government officials, no matter how highly placed you are, Wesley snipes was Jailed. So either he likes it or not, infact he should carry christmas come next week and new year, easter, valentine, Democracy day, Workers day, Ileya and all d public holidays. He should bring them to next week and upper week and declare everything, ds guy nor even get balls...fear catch am he declare 2 days public holiday to start with *in Dbanjs voice* emergency emergency you never see Uche coming true* Ogah is our man !

Honestly if you see some peoples comment on nairaland, one would think and conclude that they THINK with their anus. Are ds d leaders of tomorrow? Even coconut still get water inside, some of u nor get anything upstairs.
#CheckUrPost&ReadItOutLoudLike5times & confirm it yourself
If U make sense. U self check am
#GodBlessNigeria
#GodBlessPMB

I like Fashola Tie. E too long sotey e cover in dick completely.

Ds was in front of my office today @ Fakunle, they didn't allow us to rest. They were just shooting with their local guns...the football match was d sweetest . Na gunshot be their celebration each time a goal is scored. D guy with d snake was sitting on a bus.

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EKSU. Ekiti state Univertsity

Why?
To go pay school fees self dey tire them so they do wire transfer .-
Even lecturers be working boy
Student dey submit document like CA

Lecturer dey send BC's like
"Sure nigga paste me your account now for tax."

Course Rep BC be like

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There's ds girl in my departmet,. She dey f*ck for state. Ds one go tell u make u pick date, time, where she go come finish U. I've been disturbing her telling her im a f*ckn messiah so she surprised me one day by saying, Tonight, Ur house till dawn. I was d happiest bastard that day, it was like i was paid 10million, i was smiling from that location , on bike, i was just smiling. I went to prepare, drank all d jedi in d world, smocked weed, i was asking my guys what more they were giving tips freely preparing for d night. She showed up 5mins to 8. I hugged her. She went inside d bathrom to shower. My Joystick was taller n stronger....and






I woke up...i passed out while she was in d bathroom. I slept off. She didnt wake me up. I was d talk of d school for two months. People laughed at me, even some lecturers heard d jist they started directing all questions at me.


Silly me

Mine goes thus .....

Our house was an uncompleted building so shame dey always catch me to carry girls come home. But ds my friend house is very okay one of d best on our street. So we dey always make arrangement use my guy house. We all lied thats our house. On ds unfateful day, i took d girl to d man's personal bedroom. I learnt he doesnt even allow his wife in at times since they have a shared bedroom. I left my shirt on d couch in d sitting room, belt on d dinning table, i didnt even know where my shoes were after all na OUR" house. D man came to fetch some documents for the screening in d office. Ladies and gentlemen,he allowed d girl to walk free but me.... ds man did all the rock, Undertaker, Rio mysterio styles after contributing a countless slap on my face. He was deeply pained i used his personal bedroom, bros i just barbed my hair,come and see gator, contor on my head infact water stored on pot holes on my head. I stopped passing in front of their house. The day the man died i was still scared lookng at him during wake keep.

Ireneony, falconey thumbs up !

An indigene of this state was the best over all graduating Student in Unilag. Ayodele daniel dada, Psychology department with 5.0 CGPA. The idiot didnt even host him or give him an handshake. When you have a FOOL ruling the gullibe then you can expect stupid results. Buying a Car for that guy would have gone along way to motivating the younger ones but here is nigeria where people shut their senses of reasoning. Feel free 2 abuse me por favor porque yo se los todos son hijos de putos ! How stupid do you look when you realised you've not passed a SANE comment since u joined NL.

I've seen ds picture before don't be stupid

chimere66:
A PDP Ward agent, in Ward 3, Nonwa In Tai LGA, has allegedly been shot dead by APC thugs.The photos were sent to me by a Trezzy blog reader @John and I also confirmed the news on  PDP twitter handle.

May his soul rest in peace.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/riversrerun-pdp-agent-shot-dead-in.html

How could you shut down ur sense of reasoning and display ur stupidity like ds Chairman ? Wait, how old are U please.If ur younger brother /sister posted ds how would U react ? #you are entitled to ur views tho but don't show us you don't think before U post.

DONMAYOR19:
so suddenly saraki is no more a saint?
When saraki decamped from PDP to APC............. apc ZOMBIE’s hail him.
When saraki was moving from state to state with saint buhari, st amaechi, saint Tinubu and other apc thief saint............. apc ZOMBIE’s hail him.
when saraki delivered kwara state to apc during the presidential, senate and house of rep election............... apc ZOMBIE’s hail him.





And suddenly when he reach he turn to enjoy what he has worked for.



Tinubu and his fellow apc zombie’s now sees him as a thief and want to kill him.
believe it or not, the man worked for the party moona let am enjoy he handworkd o.

prayer point: anybody that said i should not enjoy what i worked for, by fire by force the person must die .

One thing I've noticed about life is that, Whatever you sow you shall reap. It is the law of Nature. Karma always comes for U. I pity d students though, if u want to buy a car in life u won't destory another mans car. You may eventually buy d car but ur car will be destroyed too or you can even have accident and die. So people should note when karma comes hunting. #Its a rule of life.

Hi guys, I want to know if its ideal for a man that's got a good business with prospect of booming very very soon go ahead to marry a lady who is a young entrepreneur too.


I hope ds makes it to d Front Page. I urgently need HELP. muchas gracias. Feel free to abuse me Ayam used to it because i laff at others so mine shouldnt be hard.

My take on all these is that Change is here. The awareness on the war against corruption alone is a VICTORY for democracy because in the previous administration it was easy to steal because " STEALING WAS NOT CORRUPTION" But in this present government, "stealing is corruption. So this fight is sending a signal to the people at the helm of power now that its no longer business as usual. But i will support the idea of My able president to search and look inward too. I don't want it to look like the "one's" that decamped to APC were smart. APC cant be ALL SAINTS as PDPs can't be all THIEVES even though it looks like it. I am following all the gates and i've been expecting DANSAKI OR SUZUKI to mention some APC's stalwart in his list. I think only one or two was mentioned. I cant imagine the uproar it will generate when TINUBU's name is finally mentioned. But i am telling you when people call TINUBU names i disagree because he's just a smart businessman. If during all the PDP administration ds guy was d only opposition and he survived it he's a SMART, INTELLIGENT AND WONDERFUL BUSINESS MAN. They had all they needed to nail him i am telling you just as d present government has all it needs to jail anyone. All ds documents were not generated by PMB he met all d documents there.

As far as i am concerned. It is inside ds government i will marry and have kids, build home and make it because I DON RIPE.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS MY PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS ME
Good health and strength and victory(Corruption) i pray for u PMB.

GOD BLESS THE YORUBAS
GOD BLESS THE IGBOS
GOD BLESS THE HAUSAS

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